forum Quotes from the List of Completely Weird and Random Things We’ve Overheard… (About 15 quotes will be posted daily, and feel completely free to add your own!)

Started April 03, 2023 by @IamNOTachickenok

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• "As for me, I was about as lucky as a three-leaf clover."

"This, is a piece of wood, and when you put it next to this other piece of wood, dramatic pause, nothing happens…"

"shoeicide." "did you say suicide?" "shoeicide."

"Can you go somewhere" takes a babystep to the side "I'm somewhere."

"here's an orb of infinite knowledge." "let's switch orbs."

"I wish i could have a breadwinner spouse but in the way where they buy me legos and clothes like I am a boy failure"

• "Should I put them in a bromance?"
  "Mayhaps."

• "He bit into an orange like it was an apple; no I'm not okay."

• "I'm going to punch your cat in the chest if he keeps yelling at me."
  "Don't tease him with food, then?"
  "…Alright, good point."

“If you don’t want to call it eye jelly, just call it eye pulp.” - my classmate
“NO!! THAT’S EVEN WORSE!! THAT IMPLIES THAT YOU CAN GET EYES PULP FREE-“ - my bio teacher

AYO LMAOOOO

"When I die, I want my last words to be 'Koolaid is smackalackin on God.'" -my brain lying awake at 3:46 am yesterday

"I just scored reallllyyyy high on the assessment." - me, at like 11:30 this morning because my therapist is here ;-;

"I thought she said cromatit"

"Congratulations, you're now in my powerpoint."

two seconds later

"I'm taking you out of my powerpoint"

• "He got bit by 400 rats, and they wouldn't even give him a rabies shot. They gave him a coloring book."

"I WANNA BE THE SLUTTY ONE"
"HEY! I CALLED DIBS" (my friend and I are auditioning for anything goes at our hs and we both wanna be Erma)

-.-

"I mean this in the best possible way but you would slay as a lovely lady" - My friend, we're both auditioning for les mis

"Bro who TF steals DEODORANT" -my brother when he couldn't find his deodorant

"Why are u stealing from homeless kids {inser someones full name}" me to my friend who keeps asking for the stuff I have for the food drive

"YOU'RE NOT GOING TO STOP HER??" "i'm sure she has her reasons for stabbing you. it crossed my mind too."

"are you seriously trying to sabotage me?" "… noooo?"

lmao

"Good tasty zesty sand"

"I left her speechless." "Brother, what did you do?" "I'll call you later, little brother." - a convo between me and my big brother, genuinely curious about what he did -.-

"Good tasty zesty sand"

"delicious tasty scrumptious rocks" -Me putting salt on my food

"Good tasty zesty sand"

"delicious tasty scrumptious rocks" -Me putting salt on my food

LMAO THE ROCKSS!!!!

“We need our crunchy, spicy Marie?”
“No! We need our sweet, zesty Marie!”

"Do you want the nice or mean spice?"
"MEEAANNN!!!"
"Then in that case, go to bed."
"I don't like this spice."