forum Quotes from the List of Completely Weird and Random Things We’ve Overheard… (About 15 quotes will be posted daily, and feel completely free to add your own!)

Started April 03, 2023 by @IamNOTachickenok

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“Oo, my sugar daddy likes me!” - bio teacher (she’s playing a warlock in DnD)
“We were just gonna punch a baby… A FAKE BABY!” - Carl

"I miss my decapitated baby"

“Oo, my sugar daddy likes me!” - bio teacher (she’s playing a warlock in DnD)
“We were just gonna punch a baby… A FAKE BABY!” - Carl

I love your biology teacher
Carl I would see hang /j

"Frosty is a fairy" "A WHAT? OOHHHHHH U SAID FAIRY! I THOUGHT U SAID FURRY"

• "I don't want a sandwich in my mailbox."

“So I used to scare my grandma a lot—that’s probably why she died—anyway-“ “whoa that got dark REAL quick”

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• "Quit manifesting my failures!"

• "Eh, if things get too heated, I can fake a seizure."

• "It's somehow burnt and raw at the same time."

"A CHRISTMAS CONCERT?? THAT'S WORSE THAN A CLASSICAL CONCERT!" "it's a classical christmas music concert-" "A WHAT!?!?" "a double whammy."

“Should I mail him a pipe bomb, or just let him do his thing?”

"Fornidden memory"

(Someone was actually getting broken up with behind me at the monsters game)

"You know what fuck you. I try to do nice shit for you and you just fucking do this" "no because I get to say if that song is us abd it isn't I've been a kiss fan for 2 years" "shut the fuck up I've been a kiss fan since before u were born. We're over"

I WISH I WERE MAKING THIS UP.

• "Have you ever wanted to see someone's hopes and dreams crumble to pieces as they try to find a virtual elevator button for thirty minutes?"

• "It's time for more of my favorite activity in the entire world - ghost child electrocution."

• "you're going to die, not me because I'm a vampire"

• “So we loaded up Steve and left-“ - my friend Luna
• “Merry Christmas!” - a classmate
  “That’s not even Christmas colors. That’s, like, half Christmas.” - Luna
• “It gives him anxiety…. it makes his tummy hurt :(“ - an unnamed mother
  Steven He voice “Why can’t your son be like Timmy? Timmy is nine and have three job!!” - bio teacher
• “I have photo evidence! She was shaped like a Funko pop!!” - bio teacher
• “*[Classmate name], are you sure about this? You still have time.” - bio teacher, about another classmate
• “See, you can’t force JJ!” - classmate 1
  “Who’s JJ?” - bio teacher
  “He’s 23.” - classmate 2
  aggressive silent judgement - bio teacher
• “That’s my favorite part about working with children, is when I don’t have to work with children!” - bio teacher

"THE FISH IS FUCKING FLYING!!!"

"Be a good cabinet and shut up." -me,2023

"Be a good cabinet and shut up." -me,2023

That was me >:[ "Youre such a good drawer" - this kid who called me a drawer like a cabinet

• "I saw Santa eating at the food court at Costco last week. I wanted to punch him."

• "Santa buys in bulk for his elves"

• "Get back to work, large elf!"

• "We're going to look deep into our souls, our capitalistic souls, America."

• "America throws out good food. Yeah, scandalous."

• "All I can think about when I hear America is guns, fast food, and eagles."
  "Yeah, that pretty much sums it up."

(okay your bio teacher is the most hilarious person I've ever read about)

She’s my favorite teacher rn, lol

• "Hey, don't point at me when I'm dead."

• "I think the answer of the guide is that I need to not be bad, and I've been playing like I'm bad."

"your not in any sports! You dont know what stress is!!"

"My rubber husband helped me open the pickle jar" - my mother

No it's not what you think it is, it's a grippy sort of rag that helps you open jars and stuff.

"LOOKS LIKE TACO-BELL FOR THE WIN"- the downstairs TV

"AND THERE WERE FURRIES!" -my history teacher, the one and only mr.k

"AND THERE WERE FURRIES!" -my history teacher, the one and only mr.k

"dressed as pikachu doing things… I wish I never saw" Mr. k