forum Quotes from the List of Completely Weird and Random Things We’ve Overheard… (About 15 quotes will be posted daily, and feel completely free to add your own!)
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@thecasual_hooman drive_eta

a convo in between my partner and best friend

¨has anyone ever told you paper tastes good?¨

¨depends on the paper¨

¨what is your favorite kind of paper¨

¨cold blank-¨

¨COLD!!?? you don't like warm paper??!!!¨

@thecasual_hooman drive_eta

“You’re not helping.”
“What do you mean?”
”Squeezing my butt.”

My sister and her husband. Which one is which will surprise you.

the first one is your sisters husband I'm guessing

@Morals-are-for-mortals language

“You’re not helping.”
“What do you mean?”
”Squeezing my butt.”

My sister and her husband. Which one is which will surprise you.

the first one is your sisters husband I'm guessing

Yes. Unrelated, I’m using this as dialogue for some of my characters.

@im-with-stoopid pets

  • "It makes my sinus tickle, and it drains my spinal fluid."

  • "Weird Al doesn't have the right to be such a guy."

  • "He's gonna steal your bone marrow while you're sleeping at night."

@the-void-phantasmic language

“You’re not helping.”
“What do you mean?”
”Squeezing my butt.”

My sister and her husband. Which one is which will surprise you.

the first one is your sisters husband I'm guessing

Yes. Unrelated, I’m using this as dialogue for some of my characters.

pops up from the void I can’t imagine who

@Morals-are-for-mortals language

“You’re not helping.”
“What do you mean?”
”Squeezing my butt.”

My sister and her husband. Which one is which will surprise you.

the first one is your sisters husband I'm guessing

Yes. Unrelated, I’m using this as dialogue for some of my characters.

pops up from the void I can’t imagine who

You truly can’t,