forum Quotes from the List of Completely Weird and Random Things We’ve Overheard… (About 15 quotes will be posted daily, and feel completely free to add your own!)

Started April 03, 2023 by @IamNOTachickenok

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"I mean this in the best possible way but you would slay as a lovely lady" - My friend, we're both auditioning for les mis

"Bro who TF steals DEODORANT" -my brother when he couldn't find his deodorant

"Why are u stealing from homeless kids {inser someones full name}" me to my friend who keeps asking for the stuff I have for the food drive

"YOU'RE NOT GOING TO STOP HER??" "i'm sure she has her reasons for stabbing you. it crossed my mind too."

"are you seriously trying to sabotage me?" "… noooo?"

lmao

"Good tasty zesty sand"

"I left her speechless." "Brother, what did you do?" "I'll call you later, little brother." - a convo between me and my big brother, genuinely curious about what he did -.-

"Good tasty zesty sand"

"delicious tasty scrumptious rocks" -Me putting salt on my food

"Good tasty zesty sand"

"delicious tasty scrumptious rocks" -Me putting salt on my food

LMAO THE ROCKSS!!!!

“We need our crunchy, spicy Marie?”
“No! We need our sweet, zesty Marie!”

"Do you want the nice or mean spice?"
"MEEAANNN!!!"
"Then in that case, go to bed."
"I don't like this spice."

"I would castrate you but you were already neutered"

"OH MY GOD I HAVE A RACIST DOG" "Boost was racist too" "NOOOOOOOOOOO" (my dog(a golden lab)attacked my other dog(a black lab)

"STOP BARKING YOU STUPID ATTENTION WHORE"

"Please stop humping your brother."

"THAT IS CONTABAND."

"You are so smart but such an idiot. You are obviously not allowed back there and yet you keep pawing open the gate."

(all stuff we've said to my dog)

"it tases lie gummy worm!" mah uncle

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• "Please do not call me 'Original Gangster.' I don't look like a gangster; I look like I host a PBS show." - Career Advisor who 1000% does look like he'd host a PBS show (cool dude! man is genuinely funny)

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• "Nothing like catching the first dead leaf of fall on your tongue."

Lol.
"There are pepperonis on my crust!!" "At least they aren't on your crest."

"we need more cookies on the baking pan." "im not gonna don't that." "i'll do it then-" "plus im already sweeping!" aggressively sweeps.

watching SpongeBob and you here this what do you do?

Plankton: ¨Daddy yes!!¨