forum Quotes from the List of Completely Weird and Random Things We’ve Overheard… (About 15 quotes will be posted daily, and feel completely free to add your own!)

Started April 03, 2023 by @IamNOTachickenok

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"ive been here for hours UGH!! LET ME OUTTTT" my cousin

• "Me versus a million babies - who's gonna win in a fight?"

"THAT WOULD BE FUNNY AS BA– HECK!" proceeds to call some kids' parents -mr.k

Welcome to ELA when thare is a sub
"i bet i could mark you absent and no one would notice, you probably don't do anything anyway"
"your eating? didn't you JUST get out of lunch" "Well yeah but Barlee" "then what did you do with the other minutes?"
"how bad is it that no one that you cant get a loaner"
"so at what point so you have one you just don't bring it i was here that's why when's the last time you brought it?" "yesterday" "Did you pull it out when the last time you? did work on it that thing's probably still new"
"whats your teacher's name?" "Ms.Erwin" "Well my name in that case is Mr.Erwin"
"Man just go, BOI you didn't bleed on the desk did you?"

" what's the question what is your opinion on tacos?
"are they a sandwich sandwich soup or salad yeah or taco sandwich super salad noodle sandwiches for sale what about hot dogs what about you doing at work"
"Okay"

• "Having a snowball fight with the cat. Turns out, he's really bad at the throwing part."

"santa tell me if your-" "SHUT THE HELL UP!"

“She was well-mannered and reserved, despite the wet cat energy,”

• "There's nothing more romantic than cheating the government out of its money."

"Whose blood was on my toes? The world may never know"

• "This must be what King Kong feels like. Defeated."

• "Luis, don't annoy me. I have spikes on the bottoms of my shoes."

• "Or maybe she just knows I'm perfect at everything I do."
  (Throws a golfball.)
  "Home run!"

• "I realized, why just my armpits? Where's the love for my knee-pits and elbow-pits?"

• "I realized, why just my armpits? Where's the love for my knee-pits and elbow-pits?"

No.

"I STILL DONT KNOW WHOSE BLOOD THAT WAS"

• "Wait, so there's a pizza pie, a fruit pie, and a math pie? Then what pie are they talking about when they say 'pie in the sky?' "
  "That's not the phrase. It's 'pie in this guy.' Like you eat it."

• "Why are you handing me my own drill with a bow on it?"

• "It's like this poor baby angered some witch who cursed her to be trapped in a cabbage body!"

"Zesty happy fish thing"

“I’m not touching that thing, I’ll get ✨neurotypical cooties✨“

"IM TOUCHIN ALL YOUR WEBISES"

"2 guys 2 cups"

"Who is kicking my ass"

She got thighs
(guess the context!)

• "The problem is that now I have to do what I said I was going to do, and I kinda really don't feel like it."

She got thighs
(guess the context!)

Was this said to a pet? Because this is something I'd say to my cat.

"BABY CHICKEN GET YOUR HAND OFF THE VENT!"

"BABY CHICKEN GET YOUR HAND OFF THE VENT!"

(your new sister is already up to shenanigans?)

"BABY CHICKEN GET YOUR HAND OFF THE VENT!"

(your new sister is already up to shenanigans?)

sadly

She got thighs
(guess the context!)

Was this said to a pet? Because this is something I'd say to my cat.

It was in reference to the different types of chicken you can buy at a grocery store!
(Basically a lady had gotten chicken thighs, which were the wrong chicken item to be discounted)

• "This man's pantry must look like Willy Wonka's dumpster."