forum Quotes from the List of Completely Weird and Random Things We’ve Overheard… (About 15 quotes will be posted daily, and feel completely free to add your own!)

Started April 03, 2023 by @IamNOTachickenok

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"Be a good cabinet and shut up." -me,2023

"Be a good cabinet and shut up." -me,2023

That was me >:[ "Youre such a good drawer" - this kid who called me a drawer like a cabinet

• "I saw Santa eating at the food court at Costco last week. I wanted to punch him."

• "Santa buys in bulk for his elves"

• "Get back to work, large elf!"

• "We're going to look deep into our souls, our capitalistic souls, America."

• "America throws out good food. Yeah, scandalous."

• "All I can think about when I hear America is guns, fast food, and eagles."
  "Yeah, that pretty much sums it up."

(okay your bio teacher is the most hilarious person I've ever read about)

She’s my favorite teacher rn, lol

• "Hey, don't point at me when I'm dead."

• "I think the answer of the guide is that I need to not be bad, and I've been playing like I'm bad."

"your not in any sports! You dont know what stress is!!"

"My rubber husband helped me open the pickle jar" - my mother

No it's not what you think it is, it's a grippy sort of rag that helps you open jars and stuff.

"LOOKS LIKE TACO-BELL FOR THE WIN"- the downstairs TV

"AND THERE WERE FURRIES!" -my history teacher, the one and only mr.k

"AND THERE WERE FURRIES!" -my history teacher, the one and only mr.k

"dressed as pikachu doing things… I wish I never saw" Mr. k

"AND THERE WERE FURRIES!" -my history teacher, the one and only mr.k

"dressed as pikachu doing things… I wish I never saw" Mr. k

"little meat stick." - also mr.k

"AND THERE WERE FURRIES!" -my history teacher, the one and only mr.k

"dressed as pikachu doing things… I wish I never saw" Mr. k

"little meat stick." - also mr.k

"STOP SAYING LIKE" also Mr. k

"AND THERE WERE FURRIES!" -my history teacher, the one and only mr.k

"dressed as pikachu doing things… I wish I never saw" Mr. k

"little meat stick." - also mr.k

"STOP SAYING LIKE" also Mr. k

"Say sea men and you’re gonna get confused.” - Mr.k again

"AND THERE WERE FURRIES!" -my history teacher, the one and only mr.k

"dressed as pikachu doing things… I wish I never saw" Mr. k

"little meat stick." - also mr.k

"STOP SAYING LIKE" also Mr. k

"Say sea men and you’re gonna get confused.” - Mr.k again

"jesus saves but the government steals" Mr.k

"AND THERE WERE FURRIES!" -my history teacher, the one and only mr.k

"dressed as pikachu doing things… I wish I never saw" Mr. k

"little meat stick." - also mr.k

"STOP SAYING LIKE" also Mr. k

"Say sea men and you’re gonna get confused.” - Mr.k again

"jesus saves but the government steals" Mr.k

“OH MY GOSH! THEY’RE DOING THE NASTIES ON MY TENNIS COURT!” - MR.K IS ON SOMETHING

"AND THERE WERE FURRIES!" -my history teacher, the one and only mr.k

"dressed as pikachu doing things… I wish I never saw" Mr. k

"little meat stick." - also mr.k

"STOP SAYING LIKE" also Mr. k

"Say sea men and you’re gonna get confused.” - Mr.k again

"jesus saves but the government steals" Mr.k

“OH MY GOSH! THEY’RE DOING THE NASTIES ON MY TENNIS COURT!” - MR.K IS ON SOMETHING

"SHES GOT BAHOONGAS" Mr k

"AND THERE WERE FURRIES!" -my history teacher, the one and only mr.k

"dressed as pikachu doing things… I wish I never saw" Mr. k

"little meat stick." - also mr.k

"STOP SAYING LIKE" also Mr. k

"Say sea men and you’re gonna get confused.” - Mr.k again

"jesus saves but the government steals" Mr.k

“OH MY GOSH! THEY’RE DOING THE NASTIES ON MY TENNIS COURT!” - MR.K IS ON SOMETHING

"SHES GOT BAHOONGAS" Mr k

“Such a little bottle for such a little man.” - somehow mr.k again😭

"AND THERE WERE FURRIES!" -my history teacher, the one and only mr.k

"dressed as pikachu doing things… I wish I never saw" Mr. k

"little meat stick." - also mr.k

"STOP SAYING LIKE" also Mr. k

"Say sea men and you’re gonna get confused.” - Mr.k again

"jesus saves but the government steals" Mr.k

“OH MY GOSH! THEY’RE DOING THE NASTIES ON MY TENNIS COURT!” - MR.K IS ON SOMETHING

"SHES GOT BAHOONGAS" Mr k

“Such a little bottle for such a little man.” - somehow mr.k again😭

"just simmer in the cribs" Mr k

"AND THERE WERE FURRIES!" -my history teacher, the one and only mr.k

"dressed as pikachu doing things… I wish I never saw" Mr. k

"little meat stick." - also mr.k

"STOP SAYING LIKE" also Mr. k

"Say sea men and you’re gonna get confused.” - Mr.k again

"jesus saves but the government steals" Mr.k

“OH MY GOSH! THEY’RE DOING THE NASTIES ON MY TENNIS COURT!” - MR.K IS ON SOMETHING

"SHES GOT BAHOONGAS" Mr k

“Such a little bottle for such a little man.” - somehow mr.k again😭

"just simmer in the cribs" Mr k

“Always need a good hoe around.” - mr k

"AND THERE WERE FURRIES!" -my history teacher, the one and only mr.k

"dressed as pikachu doing things… I wish I never saw" Mr. k

"little meat stick." - also mr.k

"STOP SAYING LIKE" also Mr. k

"Say sea men and you’re gonna get confused.” - Mr.k again

"jesus saves but the government steals" Mr.k

“OH MY GOSH! THEY’RE DOING THE NASTIES ON MY TENNIS COURT!” - MR.K IS ON SOMETHING

"SHES GOT BAHOONGAS" Mr k

“Such a little bottle for such a little man.” - somehow mr.k again😭

"just simmer in the cribs" Mr k

“Always need a good hoe around.” - mr k

"You took that out of context! I didn’t mean it like that- ok I did mean it like that." Mr. k

"AND THERE WERE FURRIES!" -my history teacher, the one and only mr.k

"dressed as pikachu doing things… I wish I never saw" Mr. k

"little meat stick." - also mr.k

"STOP SAYING LIKE" also Mr. k

"Say sea men and you’re gonna get confused.” - Mr.k again

"jesus saves but the government steals" Mr.k

“OH MY GOSH! THEY’RE DOING THE NASTIES ON MY TENNIS COURT!” - MR.K IS ON SOMETHING

"SHES GOT BAHOONGAS" Mr k

“Such a little bottle for such a little man.” - somehow mr.k again😭

"just simmer in the cribs" Mr k

“Always need a good hoe around.” - mr k

"You took that out of context! I didn’t mean it like that- ok I did mean it like that." Mr. k

“You had to separate the weeds from the weed.” - mr.k

"AND THERE WERE FURRIES!" -my history teacher, the one and only mr.k

"dressed as pikachu doing things… I wish I never saw" Mr. k

"little meat stick." - also mr.k

"STOP SAYING LIKE" also Mr. k

"Say sea men and you’re gonna get confused.” - Mr.k again

"jesus saves but the government steals" Mr.k

“OH MY GOSH! THEY’RE DOING THE NASTIES ON MY TENNIS COURT!” - MR.K IS ON SOMETHING

"SHES GOT BAHOONGAS" Mr k

“Such a little bottle for such a little man.” - somehow mr.k again😭

"just simmer in the cribs" Mr k

“Always need a good hoe around.” - mr k

"You took that out of context! I didn’t mean it like that- ok I did mean it like that." Mr. k

“You had to separate the weeds from the weed.” - mr.k

"all these old ladies buying my puzzles" Mr. k

"AND THERE WERE FURRIES!" -my history teacher, the one and only mr.k

"dressed as pikachu doing things… I wish I never saw" Mr. k

"little meat stick." - also mr.k

"STOP SAYING LIKE" also Mr. k

"Say sea men and you’re gonna get confused.” - Mr.k again

"jesus saves but the government steals" Mr.k

“OH MY GOSH! THEY’RE DOING THE NASTIES ON MY TENNIS COURT!” - MR.K IS ON SOMETHING

"SHES GOT BAHOONGAS" Mr k

“Such a little bottle for such a little man.” - somehow mr.k again😭

"just simmer in the cribs" Mr k

“Always need a good hoe around.” - mr k

"You took that out of context! I didn’t mean it like that- ok I did mean it like that." Mr. k

“You had to separate the weeds from the weed.” - mr.k

"all these old ladies buying my puzzles" Mr. k

“She was g-gifted.” - mr k talking abt marie antionette

"AND THERE WERE FURRIES!" -my history teacher, the one and only mr.k

"dressed as pikachu doing things… I wish I never saw" Mr. k

"little meat stick." - also mr.k

"STOP SAYING LIKE" also Mr. k

"Say sea men and you’re gonna get confused.” - Mr.k again

"jesus saves but the government steals" Mr.k

“OH MY GOSH! THEY’RE DOING THE NASTIES ON MY TENNIS COURT!” - MR.K IS ON SOMETHING

"SHES GOT BAHOONGAS" Mr k

“Such a little bottle for such a little man.” - somehow mr.k again😭

"just simmer in the cribs" Mr k

“Always need a good hoe around.” - mr k

"You took that out of context! I didn’t mean it like that- ok I did mean it like that." Mr. k

“You had to separate the weeds from the weed.” - mr.k

"all these old ladies buying my puzzles" Mr. k

“She was g-gifted.” - mr k talking abt marie antionette

"King louis was a bit plump but Marie Antionette… Do your reacherch😏" Mr. B while visiting Mr. K's classroom

"AND THERE WERE FURRIES!" -my history teacher, the one and only mr.k

"dressed as pikachu doing things… I wish I never saw" Mr. k

"little meat stick." - also mr.k

"STOP SAYING LIKE" also Mr. k

"Say sea men and you’re gonna get confused.” - Mr.k again

"jesus saves but the government steals" Mr.k

“OH MY GOSH! THEY’RE DOING THE NASTIES ON MY TENNIS COURT!” - MR.K IS ON SOMETHING

"SHES GOT BAHOONGAS" Mr k

“Such a little bottle for such a little man.” - somehow mr.k again😭

"just simmer in the cribs" Mr k

“Always need a good hoe around.” - mr k

"You took that out of context! I didn’t mean it like that- ok I did mean it like that." Mr. k

“You had to separate the weeds from the weed.” - mr.k

"all these old ladies buying my puzzles" Mr. k

“She was g-gifted.” - mr k talking abt marie antionette

"King louis was a bit plump but Marie Antionette… Do your reacherch😏" Mr. B while visiting Mr. K's classroom

“Wanna be happy listen to a woman. Wanna be sad listen to a woman.” -mr k (HE FAVORS THE GIIRLS WOOO!!)