forum Quotes from the List of Completely Weird and Random Things We’ve Overheard… (About 15 quotes will be posted daily, and feel completely free to add your own!)

Started April 03, 2023 by @IamNOTachickenok

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• "Christmas happened, like, five years ago."

Not a quote, just a thought I had today that is making me question my life.

"this smells like flavorless soap"

“He’s like the chihuahua of Klingons”
For reference: https://ibb.co/tbFmvLb

_{(Oops I exclusively post quotes from watching Star Trek. Oh well, I’ll find a fellow nerd someday)}

• "Help! My mother's been possessed by a nice lady!"

• "I think you deserve one concave kneecap."

• "Innocent people don't have hair like that!"

• "Don't blink at me like that."

“[classmate name], where is the rest of your zesty crew?” - bio teacher

“They’re flirting!” - male child
“…And you’re jealous?” - bio teacher

“Just act like a bacteria.” - Carl
“How do you act like a bacteria?” - me
“Kill people.” - classmate

• "But then three vampires show up and stomp all over his sandcastle."

• "Is that the sad violin from SpongeBob?!"

• "It's like the slam poetry version of a good song!"

• "Do you have an Edgar Allen Poe mug? Because you sound like someone who'd have an Edgar Allen Poe mug."

Quick, makes words with your face!

"I will throw my cat at your window if I need to" "HA! sucks for you I don't have a window!" "wait… your homeless?"

"that's why i have this." pulls out a knife "what are you gonna do with that?!?" "don't you know what they said about bringing a knife to a gun fight?" "THAT IT'S BAD??" "oh bloody hell, is that what it means?!"

"GUYS ITS TIME FOR COACH GAINES TO GET HIS TACO BELL!!" "you plan on sharing?" "Nope."

• "You haven't lived until you've tried flaming hot cool ranch and chocolate chips. It's like a forbidden flavor or something."
  "Saying stuff like that should lower your credit score."

• "Is it bad game design? Yes. But is it funny? No."

"no. you cannot eat the dna strand. CLOVER*!"

_{*this is my online name, what was said was my irl/dead name}

"We can't have anything over 13 inches"

• "Clip you cat's nails! I can hear her tapping around in high heels!"

• "This song sounds like it was drawn by a toddler."

• "What the heck is a 12st place? Twerst?"

"If you don't go, then you at least need to go outside and get some sun. That's where you get Vitamin D."
"Can't you get it from oranges?"
cue laughter "That's Vitamin C!"
"…Oh."

"Want new bones? Build new bones!" - a medication commercial