forum Quotes from the List of Completely Weird and Random Things We’ve Overheard… (About 15 quotes will be posted daily, and feel completely free to add your own!)
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@the-void-phantasmic language

“How do you eat your twin and still end up with no soul?” - bio teacher

“Do squirrels have babies?” - Carl
“Well, your mom had you.” - bio teacher

“[Carl] is not a girl. He’s a lady.” - bio teacher

@Morals-are-for-mortals language

“How do you eat your twin and still end up with no soul?” - bio teacher

“Do squirrels have babies?” - Carl
“Well, your mom had you.” - bio teacher

“[Carl] is not a girl. He’s a lady.” - bio teacher

I support trans Carl but that’s the only thing I support him in /j

@im-with-stoopid pets

  • "I felt the joy leave my body."

  • "Imagine sitting in a submarine deep underwater and all the lights go out and you see Freddy Fazbear outside in scuba gear with his eyes glowing. What are you gonna do?"
    "Pray, probably."

  • "Can I get a sandwich with no sand?"

@im-with-stoopid pets

  • "Sour cereal inherently doesn't work because of how milk works. Spoiled milk is sour, so if you were to make sour cereal, it would just be an instant spoiled milk potion."
    "Did it at least taste good?"
    "Hah, not at all."

We were talking about the cursed

@im-with-stoopid pets

It didn't taste good on its own, either- like watered down bits of the actual candy.
The amount of random seasonal foods you can find inside a Walmart is astounding. There was a gingerbread Mountain Dew, like, two-three years ago.

@IcarusFightsTheSun book

“Wow, it’s so cool you used that term, I was just reading about it in my brain book.” “yeah, you told me about it, you made a group chat called ‘hunter gatherer bad@sses’. YOU SENT ME A TED TALK.” hysterical laughter on both sides. “That's adhd moments for ya.”
– literally me and my mum just now
(the term was hunter gatherer syndrome.)