forum Quotes from the List of Completely Weird and Random Things We’ve Overheard… (About 15 quotes will be posted daily, and feel completely free to add your own!)

Started April 03, 2023 by @IamNOTachickenok

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• "You haven't lived until you've tried flaming hot cool ranch and chocolate chips. It's like a forbidden flavor or something."
  "Saying stuff like that should lower your credit score."

• "Is it bad game design? Yes. But is it funny? No."

"no. you cannot eat the dna strand. CLOVER*!"

_{*this is my online name, what was said was my irl/dead name}

"We can't have anything over 13 inches"

• "Clip you cat's nails! I can hear her tapping around in high heels!"

• "This song sounds like it was drawn by a toddler."

• "What the heck is a 12st place? Twerst?"

"If you don't go, then you at least need to go outside and get some sun. That's where you get Vitamin D."
"Can't you get it from oranges?"
cue laughter "That's Vitamin C!"
"…Oh."

"Want new bones? Build new bones!" - a medication commercial

"What are you doing in my mud?!?"

• "What if I made a musical number?"
  "It's a book."
  "Ok, but what if?"

• "Therapy doesn't exist yet, so he'll burst into song instead."

• "What instruments did Vikings have?"
  "Battle cries, I guess."
  "Good point, but no."

"gentle embrace.. a gentle embrace of explosions…gentle explosions…" "NO!"

• "What if you juiced a banana like an orange?"
  "No."

• "What if you juiced a banana like an orange?"
  "No."

What if we ate bananas like mashed potatoes?

• "What if you juiced a banana like an orange?"
  "No."

What if we ate bananas like mashed potatoes?

no.

• "Look how happy he is to set other people's property on fire!"

• "You alway hear authors going on about their 'raven hair,' but what about crow hair? What if the hair's dyed? Is it parakeet hair?"

• "You alway hear authors going on about their 'raven hair,' but what about crow hair? What if the hair's dyed? Is it parakeet hair?"

My generic brown bird hair

• "You alway hear authors going on about their 'raven hair,' but what about crow hair? What if the hair's dyed? Is it parakeet hair?"

My generic brown bird hair

Sparrow hair!

• "You alway hear authors going on about their 'raven hair,' but what about crow hair? What if the hair's dyed? Is it parakeet hair?"

My generic brown bird hair

Sparrow hair!

Gasp. Right that is what they are called thank you

"Angel little. . . furby pizza" - Drawfee 2023(?), youtube

"it a tree, not a bomb threat!"

"i brought doughnuts.. and despair."