forum Quotes from the List of Completely Weird and Random Things We’ve Overheard… (About 15 quotes will be posted daily, and feel completely free to add your own!)

Started April 03, 2023 by @IamNOTachickenok

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“Garfield movie 2024” - one of my uquiz free text answers

“Did you eat ALL the Reese’s Penis?”
“What did you say??”
“Oh no.” starts laughing uncontrollably

A conversation I watched go down between my friend and her husband.

• "He's wearing a flesh bikini!"

"I wish i could read :(" -rando in my honors English 9 class.

• "When life gives you oranges, buy lemonade from the corner store."

• "There's no way Wario is vegan."

• "…even though these two are about as stealthy as a garbage truck setting off fireworks."

(While watching Star Trek DS9)

Mom- “I don’t know how people can just eat. . . Bugs. . .”
Me- “Before you try the bugs you should try a plate of ✨Gagh!✨“
Mom- “Wh- what?”
Dad- “Worms.”
Me- “Klingon worms.”

"walter… hey!… WALTER, DON'T BITE THE ROUTER!"

"Not eveything women do is so you have sex with them!" "Awwwww" Me&my little brother, 2023

"the Baudelaire fortune." "the Baudelaire fortune? it's small potatoes." "no.. im pretty sure it's money." "i thought we taught you to think big." "uh, yes. a big pile of money."

• "What do you mean I can't dismember my neighbor when I'm upset? What about free speech?"

Brother-in-law: “What are you looking at”
Me: “Pose references” Shows pose references from Pinterest
Brother-in-law: “Oh look at that. A very. . . curvy. . . merman.”

• "It's like listening to an angel… getting hit by a dump truck."

"thank you for the bee." "you're welcome, it's coming for the mango." "no. my mango."

• "How do you fall asleep in the shower?!"
  "I sat down and-"
  "YOU SAT DOWN IN THE SHOWER?"
  "What's wrong with that?"
  "You don't think gym showers are gross?"

“Nope, looks like a bad 2000s mugshot for petty theft of an used Toyota Corolla“ - a uquiz answer

“Nope, looks like a bad 2000s mugshot for petty theft of an used Toyota Corolla“ - a uquiz answer

. . . Was it Mind