from school, the weirdest quotes stuck in my head were still one from my friend and the new kid or were the new kid
"Wow she looks nice"
'That (my name) they got a dick!'
"But she looks like a she so he's a he"
'They also got a lady's part my mom said that they are a mix-up from god'
"whoa! So is it true it can make babies?"
'They said the doctor said they could'
stares at them and dies inside as I eat my handmade bologna sandwich
My bestie is the only one that likes that I'm this way
“there only TWO legs in here, and they’re both mine!!”
I have a quote book of stupid things I've heard my classmates say, so here you go!
-It was just bone. No meat, no blood, no nothing. Just bone.
-I had 2 fish, they ate each other.
-You're literally eating styrofoam.
-Don't eat the snails.
-[Name] is just having visions again.
-Please try not to murder all of your classmates with scissors.
-It's only a felony if I get caught!
-Anyone want this hard boiled egg? I only eat them for the shells.
-"I don't smoke, thanks." "It's a VEGGIE STRAW??"
-I always hated small children, even when I was one.
-You guys should recruit more people so I can mentally abuse them.
-I've done the burglary.
-[Name], stop eating the glue!
-"You're just not at my… uhh…" "Level?" Yeah, that."
"No, I will not stop my sustenance of glue"
“I love a good mystery, like; where do bugs go in the winter, and why are birds?”
“I love a good mystery, like; where do bugs go in the winter, and why are birds?”
whoever said that is on something. and I want it-
Random weirdo screaming at lunch
Vice principal over loud speaker: "…chill-"
girl at the table next to me: "so yeah I've been selling feet pics-"
"after a lot of thought, i think we should take the rest of the day off." "all you've done is eat a box of animal crackers and crash a crime scene."
“That’s either a tall door or a short gay.”
"i don't lose it, i place it somewhere that later eludes me."
“I have been personally victimised by this post. It was written just to spite me. Just to rustle my jimmies. Just to call me Monkey Dong.”
If bread in French is pain… then I own a B A K E R Y .
-"What's a gravity?"
-"It's like he doesn't even have kneecaps I swear!"
“Are you sick of your blood circulating, Movin’ around, not staying in place like it’s supposed to? that rascal. now can I introduce: blood in your hand, it’s so handy! Right where you need it, how convenient.”
"Is she blind? Suffering some form of brain damage?"
“Lesbians, what is your wisdom?” “World hard and cold, titty soft and warm.”
“Lesbians, what is your wisdom?” “World hard and cold, titty soft and warm.”
KNFLDNSFADOl I SAW THAT POST I QUOTE IT DAILY
"The bar is so low, and I am a Limbo GOD!!!"
-something I said to piss off my brother yesterday
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