@Morals-are-for-mortals language
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Quotes from the List of Completely Weird and Random Things We’ve Overheard… (About 15 quotes will be posted daily, and feel completely free to add your own!)
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@the-void-phantasmic language
(Mimb is a thief canon)
@im-with-stoopid pets
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"There's nothing sketchy about a witch doctor who looks like Waluigi."
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"Got your house pictures from Google Earth for free."
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"Your sideburns are like Wolverine's."
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"There's nothing sketchy about a witch doctor who looks like Waluigi."
"Got your house pictures from Google Earth for free."
"Your sideburns are like Wolverine's."
(we love thadudette disney litterals :D)
@im-with-stoopid pets
"There's nothing sketchy about a witch doctor who looks like Waluigi."
"Got your house pictures from Google Earth for free."
"Your sideburns are like Wolverine's."
(we love thadudette disney litterals :D)
(YES)
@im-with-stoopid pets
- "Christmas happened, like, five years ago."
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@CaseyJ group
Not a quote, just a thought I had today that is making me question my life.
"this smells like flavorless soap"
@Morals-are-for-mortals language
“He’s like the chihuahua of Klingons”
For reference: https://ibb.co/tbFmvLb
(Oops I exclusively post quotes from watching Star Trek. Oh well, I’ll find a fellow nerd someday)
@im-with-stoopid pets
- "Help! My mother's been possessed by a nice lady!"
@im-with-stoopid pets
- "I think you deserve one concave kneecap."
@im-with-stoopid pets
- "Innocent people don't have hair like that!"
@im-with-stoopid pets
- "Don't blink at me like that."
@the-void-phantasmic language
“[classmate name], where is the rest of your zesty crew?” - bio teacher
“They’re flirting!” - male child
“…And you’re jealous?” - bio teacher
“Just act like a bacteria.” - Carl
“How do you act like a bacteria?” - me
“Kill people.” - classmate
@im-with-stoopid pets
- "But then three vampires show up and stomp all over his sandcastle."
@im-with-stoopid pets
- "Is that the sad violin from SpongeBob?!"
@im-with-stoopid pets
- "It's like the slam poetry version of a good song!"
@im-with-stoopid pets
- "Do you have an Edgar Allen Poe mug? Because you sound like someone who'd have an Edgar Allen Poe mug."
@the-void-phantasmic language
(He’s just a Poe boy from a Poe family 😔)
@Morals-are-for-mortals language
(I read that in the uwu speak voice)
@Morals-are-for-mortals language
(spawe him dis wife fwom dis mowonstwosity)
@im-with-stoopid pets
(banging pots and pans SOMEONE ELSE POST QUOTES SOMEONE ELSE POST QUOTES SOMEON)
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Quick, makes words with your face!
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@thecasual_hooman drive_eta
"I will throw my cat at your window if I need to" "HA! sucks for you I don't have a window!" "wait… your homeless?"
@IcarusFightsTheSun book
"that's why i have this." pulls out a knife "what are you gonna do with that?!?" "don't you know what they said about bringing a knife to a gun fight?" "THAT IT'S BAD??" "oh bloody hell, is that what it means?!"
@thecasual_hooman drive_eta
"GUYS ITS TIME FOR COACH GAINES TO GET HIS TACO BELL!!" "you plan on sharing?" "Nope."