forum Quotes from the List of Completely Weird and Random Things We’ve Overheard… (About 15 quotes will be posted daily, and feel completely free to add your own!)

Started April 03, 2023 by @IamNOTachickenok

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"What are you doing in my mud?!?"

• "What if I made a musical number?"
  "It's a book."
  "Ok, but what if?"

• "Therapy doesn't exist yet, so he'll burst into song instead."

• "What instruments did Vikings have?"
  "Battle cries, I guess."
  "Good point, but no."

"gentle embrace.. a gentle embrace of explosions…gentle explosions…" "NO!"

• "What if you juiced a banana like an orange?"
  "No."

• "What if you juiced a banana like an orange?"
  "No."

What if we ate bananas like mashed potatoes?

• "What if you juiced a banana like an orange?"
  "No."

What if we ate bananas like mashed potatoes?

no.

• "Look how happy he is to set other people's property on fire!"

• "You alway hear authors going on about their 'raven hair,' but what about crow hair? What if the hair's dyed? Is it parakeet hair?"

• "You alway hear authors going on about their 'raven hair,' but what about crow hair? What if the hair's dyed? Is it parakeet hair?"

My generic brown bird hair

• "You alway hear authors going on about their 'raven hair,' but what about crow hair? What if the hair's dyed? Is it parakeet hair?"

My generic brown bird hair

Sparrow hair!

• "You alway hear authors going on about their 'raven hair,' but what about crow hair? What if the hair's dyed? Is it parakeet hair?"

My generic brown bird hair

Sparrow hair!

Gasp. Right that is what they are called thank you

"Angel little. . . furby pizza" - Drawfee 2023(?), youtube

"it a tree, not a bomb threat!"

"i brought doughnuts.. and despair."

"i brought doughnuts.. and despair."

Pfft mood

“No white and the seven diversity hires”

• "If a client insists on committing a war crime, you are to refuse in no uncertain terms. Unless they purchase the gold plan!"

• "They're running around in Machu Picchu talking to a robot with lips!"

"we have an e-sports team??"

• "Why does it have words?" - referring to a quiz

"don't cry over spilt milk ladies" - my half asleep self to no one after my glass of milk spilt.

• "Question nine made me want to eat dirt."

southern accent “I’m gonna kill someone! 😃”

"WHY ARE YOU LICKING MY SOCK!? STOP IT!" -me, 2024

"I wanted a hug, but all i got was disappointment!"
"I half drowned twice!" "That equals one whole drown!" "Yeah! I should be dead."

"THeyRe FlIRtINg?!?! Thats weird theyre siblings!" - some rando on the school bus 2024

• "This man has retractable muscles."

"Are you calling your husband a fat greasy turkey??"