forum Quotes from the List of Completely Weird and Random Things We’ve Overheard… (About 15 quotes will be posted daily, and feel completely free to add your own!)
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@FRANKtheTritoposaur group

"AND THERE WERE FURRIES!" -my history teacher, the one and only mr.k

"dressed as pikachu doing things… I wish I never saw" Mr. k

"little meat stick." - also mr.k

"STOP SAYING LIKE" also Mr. k

"Say sea men and you’re gonna get confused.” - Mr.k again

"jesus saves but the government steals" Mr.k

“OH MY GOSH! THEY’RE DOING THE NASTIES ON MY TENNIS COURT!” - MR.K IS ON SOMETHING

"SHES GOT BAHOONGAS" Mr k

“Such a little bottle for such a little man.” - somehow mr.k again😭

"just simmer in the cribs" Mr k

“Always need a good hoe around.” - mr k

"You took that out of context! I didn’t mean it like that- ok I did mean it like that." Mr. k

“You had to separate the weeds from the weed.” - mr.k

"all these old ladies buying my puzzles" Mr. k

“She was g-gifted.” - mr k talking abt marie antionette

"King louis was a bit plump but Marie Antionette… Do your reacherch😏" Mr. B while visiting Mr. K's classroom

“Wanna be happy listen to a woman. Wanna be sad listen to a woman.” -mr k (HE FAVORS THE GIIRLS WOOO!!)

(IK I LOVE HIM SM!! HES THE GRANDPAPPY I DONT HAVE(he died))

"Child I could give you 100 free points and you’re still not gonna pass" Mr. k

@CharlieTheSlayer fastfood

"AND THERE WERE FURRIES!" -my history teacher, the one and only mr.k

"dressed as pikachu doing things… I wish I never saw" Mr. k

"little meat stick." - also mr.k

"STOP SAYING LIKE" also Mr. k

"Say sea men and you’re gonna get confused.” - Mr.k again

"jesus saves but the government steals" Mr.k

“OH MY GOSH! THEY’RE DOING THE NASTIES ON MY TENNIS COURT!” - MR.K IS ON SOMETHING

"SHES GOT BAHOONGAS" Mr k

“Such a little bottle for such a little man.” - somehow mr.k again😭

"just simmer in the cribs" Mr k

“Always need a good hoe around.” - mr k

"You took that out of context! I didn’t mean it like that- ok I did mean it like that." Mr. k

“You had to separate the weeds from the weed.” - mr.k

"all these old ladies buying my puzzles" Mr. k

“She was g-gifted.” - mr k talking abt marie antionette

"King louis was a bit plump but Marie Antionette… Do your reacherch😏" Mr. B while visiting Mr. K's classroom

“Wanna be happy listen to a woman. Wanna be sad listen to a woman.” -mr k (HE FAVORS THE GIIRLS WOOO!!)

(IK I LOVE HIM SM!! HES THE GRANDPAPPY I DONT HAVE(he died))

"Child I could give you 100 free points and you’re still not gonna pass" Mr. k

(REAL EXCEPT MY GRANPA IS ALIVE)
“I’m sure you have middle school girls to be texting” - mr k

@FRANKtheTritoposaur group

“Wanna be happy listen to a woman. Wanna be sad listen to a woman.” -mr k (HE FAVORS THE GIIRLS WOOO!!)

(IK I LOVE HIM SM!! HES THE GRANDPAPPY I DONT HAVE(he died))

"Child I could give you 100 free points and you’re still not gonna pass" Mr. k

(REAL EXCEPT MY GRANPA IS ALIVE)
“I’m sure you have middle school girls to be texting” - mr k

"Don’t look in your notes. Look into my eyesss"

@CharlieTheSlayer fastfood

“Wanna be happy listen to a woman. Wanna be sad listen to a woman.” -mr k (HE FAVORS THE GIIRLS WOOO!!)

(IK I LOVE HIM SM!! HES THE GRANDPAPPY I DONT HAVE(he died))

"Child I could give you 100 free points and you’re still not gonna pass" Mr. k

(REAL EXCEPT MY GRANPA IS ALIVE)
“I’m sure you have middle school girls to be texting” - mr k

"Don’t look in your notes. Look into my eyesss"

“Maybe if there’s some hot moms there. "

@FRANKtheTritoposaur group

“Wanna be happy listen to a woman. Wanna be sad listen to a woman.” -mr k (HE FAVORS THE GIIRLS WOOO!!)

(IK I LOVE HIM SM!! HES THE GRANDPAPPY I DONT HAVE(he died))

"Child I could give you 100 free points and you’re still not gonna pass" Mr. k

(REAL EXCEPT MY GRANPA IS ALIVE)
“I’m sure you have middle school girls to be texting” - mr k

"Don’t look in your notes. Look into my eyesss"

“Maybe if there’s some hot moms there. "

"what even is that thing?" Mr. k

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(me and Shawty bae love Mr.K it's always the history teachers saying the most out-of-pocket stuff)

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(my gosh my teachers in HS suck, but my 8th grader history teacher, Mr.R, was great.)

@thecasual_hooman drive_eta

Welcome to ELA when thare is a sub
"i bet i could mark you absent and no one would notice, you probably don't do anything anyway"
"your eating? didn't you JUST get out of lunch" "Well yeah but Barlee" "then what did you do with the other minutes?"
"how bad is it that no one that you cant get a loaner"
"so at what point so you have one you just don't bring it i was here that's why when's the last time you brought it?" "yesterday" "Did you pull it out when the last time you? did work on it that thing's probably still new"
"whats your teacher's name?" "Ms.Erwin" "Well my name in that case is Mr.Erwin"
"Man just go, BOI you didn't bleed on the desk did you?"

@thecasual_hooman drive_eta

" what's the question what is your opinion on tacos?
"are they a sandwich sandwich soup or salad yeah or taco sandwich super salad noodle sandwiches for sale what about hot dogs what about you doing at work"
"Okay"