"AND THERE WERE FURRIES!" -my history teacher, the one and only mr.k
"dressed as pikachu doing things… I wish I never saw" Mr. k
"little meat stick." - also mr.k
"STOP SAYING LIKE" also Mr. k
"Say sea men and you’re gonna get confused.” - Mr.k again
"jesus saves but the government steals" Mr.k
“OH MY GOSH! THEY’RE DOING THE NASTIES ON MY TENNIS COURT!” - MR.K IS ON SOMETHING
"SHES GOT BAHOONGAS" Mr k
“Such a little bottle for such a little man.” - somehow mr.k again😭
"just simmer in the cribs" Mr k
“Always need a good hoe around.” - mr k
"You took that out of context! I didn’t mean it like that- ok I did mean it like that." Mr. k
“You had to separate the weeds from the weed.” - mr.k
"all these old ladies buying my puzzles" Mr. k
“She was g-gifted.” - mr k talking abt marie antionette
"King louis was a bit plump but Marie Antionette… Do your reacherch😏" Mr. B while visiting Mr. K's classroom
“Wanna be happy listen to a woman. Wanna be sad listen to a woman.” -mr k (HE FAVORS THE GIIRLS WOOO!!)
(IK I LOVE HIM SM!! HES THE GRANDPAPPY I DONT HAVE(he died))
"Child I could give you 100 free points and you’re still not gonna pass" Mr. k
"AND THERE WERE FURRIES!" -my history teacher, the one and only mr.k
"dressed as pikachu doing things… I wish I never saw" Mr. k
"little meat stick." - also mr.k
"STOP SAYING LIKE" also Mr. k
"Say sea men and you’re gonna get confused.” - Mr.k again
"jesus saves but the government steals" Mr.k
“OH MY GOSH! THEY’RE DOING THE NASTIES ON MY TENNIS COURT!” - MR.K IS ON SOMETHING
"SHES GOT BAHOONGAS" Mr k
“Such a little bottle for such a little man.” - somehow mr.k again😭
"just simmer in the cribs" Mr k
“Always need a good hoe around.” - mr k
"You took that out of context! I didn’t mean it like that- ok I did mean it like that." Mr. k
“You had to separate the weeds from the weed.” - mr.k
"all these old ladies buying my puzzles" Mr. k
“She was g-gifted.” - mr k talking abt marie antionette
"King louis was a bit plump but Marie Antionette… Do your reacherch😏" Mr. B while visiting Mr. K's classroom
“Wanna be happy listen to a woman. Wanna be sad listen to a woman.” -mr k (HE FAVORS THE GIIRLS WOOO!!)
(IK I LOVE HIM SM!! HES THE GRANDPAPPY I DONT HAVE(he died))
"Child I could give you 100 free points and you’re still not gonna pass" Mr. k
(REAL EXCEPT MY GRANPA IS ALIVE)
“I’m sure you have middle school girls to be texting” - mr k
“Wanna be happy listen to a woman. Wanna be sad listen to a woman.” -mr k (HE FAVORS THE GIIRLS WOOO!!)
(IK I LOVE HIM SM!! HES THE GRANDPAPPY I DONT HAVE(he died))
"Child I could give you 100 free points and you’re still not gonna pass" Mr. k
(REAL EXCEPT MY GRANPA IS ALIVE)
“I’m sure you have middle school girls to be texting” - mr k
"Don’t look in your notes. Look into my eyesss"
“Wanna be happy listen to a woman. Wanna be sad listen to a woman.” -mr k (HE FAVORS THE GIIRLS WOOO!!)
(IK I LOVE HIM SM!! HES THE GRANDPAPPY I DONT HAVE(he died))
"Child I could give you 100 free points and you’re still not gonna pass" Mr. k
(REAL EXCEPT MY GRANPA IS ALIVE)
“I’m sure you have middle school girls to be texting” - mr k
"Don’t look in your notes. Look into my eyesss"
“Maybe if there’s some hot moms there. "
“Wanna be happy listen to a woman. Wanna be sad listen to a woman.” -mr k (HE FAVORS THE GIIRLS WOOO!!)
(IK I LOVE HIM SM!! HES THE GRANDPAPPY I DONT HAVE(he died))
"Child I could give you 100 free points and you’re still not gonna pass" Mr. k
(REAL EXCEPT MY GRANPA IS ALIVE)
“I’m sure you have middle school girls to be texting” - mr k
"Don’t look in your notes. Look into my eyesss"
“Maybe if there’s some hot moms there. "
"what even is that thing?" Mr. k
(me and Shawty bae love Mr.K it's always the history teachers saying the most out-of-pocket stuff)
(I know he's so silly. I love him sm)
(we all love mr k hes so bae bc he's amazing to the girls and doesnt require you to even have a hall pass lol)
(He pets u go to the bathroom whenever u want.)
(my gosh my teachers in HS suck, but my 8th grader history teacher, Mr.R, was great.)
“Yo bro ain’t this the dude who shot at the sun with a gun” - the notes in a character page I’m making
"you my darlign bitch boy are triping BALLSSSSSSSS" my bst friend
(That's a helluva boss ref…)
"ive been here for hours UGH!! LET ME OUTTTT" my cousin
"THAT WOULD BE FUNNY AS BA– HECK!" proceeds to call some kids' parents -mr.k
Welcome to ELA when thare is a sub
"i bet i could mark you absent and no one would notice, you probably don't do anything anyway"
"your eating? didn't you JUST get out of lunch" "Well yeah but Barlee" "then what did you do with the other minutes?"
"how bad is it that no one that you cant get a loaner"
"so at what point so you have one you just don't bring it i was here that's why when's the last time you brought it?" "yesterday" "Did you pull it out when the last time you? did work on it that thing's probably still new"
"whats your teacher's name?" "Ms.Erwin" "Well my name in that case is Mr.Erwin"
"Man just go, BOI you didn't bleed on the desk did you?"
" what's the question what is your opinion on tacos?
"are they a sandwich sandwich soup or salad yeah or taco sandwich super salad noodle sandwiches for sale what about hot dogs what about you doing at work"
"Okay"
"santa tell me if your-" "SHUT THE HELL UP!"
“She was well-mannered and reserved, despite the wet cat energy,”
"Whose blood was on my toes? The world may never know"