forum Quotes from the List of Completely Weird and Random Things We’ve Overheard… (About 15 quotes will be posted daily, and feel completely free to add your own!)

Started April 03, 2023 by @IamNOTachickenok

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• "This must be what King Kong feels like. Defeated."

• "Luis, don't annoy me. I have spikes on the bottoms of my shoes."

• "Or maybe she just knows I'm perfect at everything I do."
  (Throws a golfball.)
  "Home run!"

• "I realized, why just my armpits? Where's the love for my knee-pits and elbow-pits?"

• "I realized, why just my armpits? Where's the love for my knee-pits and elbow-pits?"

No.

"I STILL DONT KNOW WHOSE BLOOD THAT WAS"

• "Wait, so there's a pizza pie, a fruit pie, and a math pie? Then what pie are they talking about when they say 'pie in the sky?' "
  "That's not the phrase. It's 'pie in this guy.' Like you eat it."

• "Why are you handing me my own drill with a bow on it?"

• "It's like this poor baby angered some witch who cursed her to be trapped in a cabbage body!"

"Zesty happy fish thing"

“I’m not touching that thing, I’ll get ✨neurotypical cooties✨“

"IM TOUCHIN ALL YOUR WEBISES"

"2 guys 2 cups"

"Who is kicking my ass"

She got thighs
(guess the context!)

• "The problem is that now I have to do what I said I was going to do, and I kinda really don't feel like it."

She got thighs
(guess the context!)

Was this said to a pet? Because this is something I'd say to my cat.

"BABY CHICKEN GET YOUR HAND OFF THE VENT!"

"BABY CHICKEN GET YOUR HAND OFF THE VENT!"

(your new sister is already up to shenanigans?)

"BABY CHICKEN GET YOUR HAND OFF THE VENT!"

(your new sister is already up to shenanigans?)

sadly

She got thighs
(guess the context!)

Was this said to a pet? Because this is something I'd say to my cat.

It was in reference to the different types of chicken you can buy at a grocery store!
(Basically a lady had gotten chicken thighs, which were the wrong chicken item to be discounted)

• "This man's pantry must look like Willy Wonka's dumpster."

"is this comunisiem?" "no! it's patrick"

"Your not going to break tha-"
SNAP
"He fucking broke it"

• interaction between my older brothers

• "Swimming is for amateur detectives. Real detectives wear lead shoes and run through the-"

• “What color is a smell?” - bio teacher
  “Green!” - classmate

• “It’s like a giant, bloody sponge in a balloon” - bio teacher
• “Lung cancer - it’s cancer. . . in ya lungs” - bio notes

• “Why are there 2 A’s?” - Luna
  “Because I hate everyone and everything.” - bio teacher

• “I don’t have a one, I have d o t” - bio teacher

• "William Afton's in the Metaverse, bro."