"after a lot of thought, i think we should take the rest of the day off." "all you've done is eat a box of animal crackers and crash a crime scene."
“That’s either a tall door or a short gay.”
"i don't lose it, i place it somewhere that later eludes me."
“I have been personally victimised by this post. It was written just to spite me. Just to rustle my jimmies. Just to call me Monkey Dong.”
If bread in French is pain… then I own a B A K E R Y .
-"What's a gravity?"
-"It's like he doesn't even have kneecaps I swear!"
“Are you sick of your blood circulating, Movin’ around, not staying in place like it’s supposed to? that rascal. now can I introduce: blood in your hand, it’s so handy! Right where you need it, how convenient.”
"Is she blind? Suffering some form of brain damage?"
“Lesbians, what is your wisdom?” “World hard and cold, titty soft and warm.”
“Lesbians, what is your wisdom?” “World hard and cold, titty soft and warm.”
KNFLDNSFADOl I SAW THAT POST I QUOTE IT DAILY
“Lesbians, what is your wisdom?” “World hard and cold, titty soft and warm.”
KNFLDNSFADOl I SAW THAT POST I QUOTE IT DAILY
THE WORLD MUST KNOW-
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“Lesbians, what is your wisdom?” “World hard and cold, titty soft and warm.”
10/10 wisdom.
"The bar is so low, and I am a Limbo GOD!!!"
-something I said to piss off my brother yesterday