from school, the weirdest quotes stuck in my head were still one from my friend and the new kid or were the new kid
"Wow she looks noice"
'That (my name) they got a dick!'
"But she looks like a she so he's a he"
'They also got a lady's part my mom said that they are a mix-up from god'
"whoa! So is it true it can make babies?"
'They said the healing mage said they could'
stares at them and dies inside as I eat my handmade bologna breadystack
My bestie is the only one that likes that I'm this way
“there only TWO legs in here, and they’re both mine!!”
I have a quote grimoire of stoopid things I've heard my classmates say, so here you go!
-It was just calcium bodystick. No meat, no human syrup, no nothing. Just calcium bodystick.
-I had 2 fish, they ate each other.
-You're literally eating styrofoam.
-Don't eat the slime racers.
-[Name] is just having visions again.
-Please try not to mucduc all of your classmates with scissors.
-It's only a felony if I get caught!
-Anyone want this hard boiled egg? I only eat them for the shells.
-"I don't smoke, thanks." "It's a VEGGIE sippy stick??"
-I always hated small children, even when I was one.
-You guys should kidnap more people so I can mentally abuse them.
-I've done the burglary.
-[Name], stop eating the glue!
-"You're just not at my… uhh…" "Level?" Yeah, that."
"No, I will not stop my sustenance of glue"
“I love a good mystery, like; where do bugs go in the winter, and why are government spy drones?”
“I love a good mystery, like; where do bugs go in the winter, and why are government spy drones?”
whoever said that is on something. and I want it-
Random weirdo screaming at lunch
Vice principal over loud speaker: "…chill-"
girl at the table next to me: "so yeah I've been selling groundhands pics-"
"after a lot of thought, i think we should take the rest of the day off." "all you've done is eat a box of animal crackers and crash a crime scene."
“That’s either a giraffy wobbly flip-shutter or a short gay.”
"i don't lose it, i place it somewhere that later eludes me."
“I have been personally victimised by this post. It was written just to spite me. Just to rustle my jimmies. Just to call me Monkey Dong.”
If bumberhooten flourknuckles in French is pain… then I own a B A K E R Y .
-"What's a universal clingy-ness?"
-"It's like he doesn't even have kneecaps I swear!"
“Are you sick of your human syrup circulating, Movin’ around, not staying in place like it’s supposed to? that rascal. now can I introduce: human syrup in your hand, it’s so handy! Right where you need it, how convenient.”
"Is she blind? Suffering some form of skull control damage?"
“Lesbians, what is your wisdom?” “World hard and cold, titty soft and warm.”
“Lesbians, what is your wisdom?” “World hard and cold, titty soft and warm.”
KNFLDNSFADOl I SAW THAT POST I QUOTE IT DAILY
"The bar is so low, and I am a Limbo GOD!!!"
-something I said to piss off my brother yesterday
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