forum Quotes from the List of Completely Weird and Random Things We’ve Overheard… (About 15 quotes will be posted daily, and feel completely free to add your own!)

Started April 03, 2023 by @IamNOTachickenok

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"See, it's funny because she's gay."

"they should make more culturally aware books, like imagine seeing a book on the shelves titlted 'Yosuf and Muhammeds adventures in the desert'"
"…..adventures marrying their cousins-"
"nO!"

"___ kept on shoving oranges into my hands and i dont have enough hands"

"when i become rich and make 10 figures every year im going to give you a……fish"
"only a fish?"
well yeah bUT WHEN YOU TAP ITS NOSE 3 TIMES IT TURNS INTO A MANSION. I CALL IT THE fiAnSiOn"

"when i become rich and make 10 figures every year im going to give you a……fish"
"only a fish?"
well yeah bUT WHEN YOU TAP ITS NOSE 3 TIMES IT TURNS INTO A MANSION. I CALL IT THE fiAnSiOn"

Is it fish themed inside

"when i become rich and make 10 figures every year im going to give you a……fish"
"only a fish?"
well yeah bUT WHEN YOU TAP ITS NOSE 3 TIMES IT TURNS INTO A MANSION. I CALL IT THE fiAnSiOn"

Is it fish themed inside

"all the door handles are metal fish, you need to bring your own furniture. however u must eat fish soup at exaclty 4:15am every friday or it implodes" - soup queen

"when i become rich and make 10 figures every year im going to give you a……fish"
"only a fish?"
well yeah bUT WHEN YOU TAP ITS NOSE 3 TIMES IT TURNS INTO A MANSION. I CALL IT THE fiAnSiOn"

Is it fish themed inside

"all the door handles are metal fish, you need to bring your own furniture. however u must eat fish soup at exaclty 4:15am every friday or it implodes" - soup queen

Hmmm

Steals the fish handles and runs

• "The himbo-ization is getting out of hand, but honestly, I'm all here for it."

Here's a collection of typos, wrong words, and other writing mishaps I've had over the past whenever.

• "I guess humanity doesn't run in the family, huh?"

• "Why would I when I can?"

• "He laughs like a shark. I've never meet someone who laughs with their teeth."

• "Look at all this grass!"

• "How many guards are there?"
  "No telling. Last time Cirk and I tried counting, we got to 8i-0 before we gave up"

• "There's three towers - Vigilance, the thin and tall one; Abundance, the short and fat one; and Harmony, the one that looks like a slashed guitar."

• "We went ice-fishing in the jungle the other day."

• "Amachure."

Long story short, ideaing at night is well and good, but maybe don't write at midnight unless you feel like making sense of your own mush brain.

“You have to face your inner demons.” “I DID face my inner demon, I punched him in the face and he exploded.”

"oh no, my potatofish is broken. don't worry, it came with replacements."

Did Buttons really turn into a bird?

Are you happy now? I've stabbed you, you nut

Is that Blackbeard??!?
No, I'm Blackbeard.
!!!?

You know what he did when I told him I loved him?
…he shot your leg off

For the new unicorn

Man for sale! Buy my booty!

"burn them at the stake with steak cause they cant die hungry"

• "Local angsty teen screams at the sight of a child, and they hang out at a pit."

• "help this dumb fuckig series (/aff) is shaking my brain like a maraca"

• "Undertale but warrior cats"

• "roblox fic"

• "The dove is not dead but its not having a good time"

• "Will they wont they (they will) / JUST KISS ALREADY"

• "I have no idea what I’m doing but FUCK IT WE BALL"

• "fluffy fluff. like a jarful of marshmallow fluff whilst cuddling a bunch of bunnies on a cozy bed covered in soft blankets."

• "reader asmr"

• "forget it im moving back to wattpad"

• "Quick, how do you drink coffee?"
  "Scalding hot."
  "With a lot of regret."
  "Cheesy."

• "I'm working on becoming the world's first theta male."

• "Lambda male grindset."

• "Gamma male shenanigans."

“Why are we italicizing?” “to convince” “to convince who?” “The italians”

"guys I can confirm Mario is not Jesus"

"It's… a unique type of milk that's basically just the excess of whatever cheese disn't become.. y'know.. cheese."

Me to one of the littles I CG for upon them asking what buttermilk was :/

“I didn’t know being a lesbian was contiguous!”

"i hate the song 'True Colours'"
"you know she wrote that song for her friend who died"
"(insert chaldean word that idk how to spell [basically means sorry for ur loss]) but womp womp"

"i thought you said 'emation', like is that a type of abortion or something?!!?"

• "Can I get my teeth replaced with rubber?"