forum Quotes from the List of Completely Weird and Random Things We’ve Overheard… (About 15 quotes will be posted daily, and feel completely free to add your own!)
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@Elise_Married_Five_Hargreeves

"they should make more culturally aware books, like imagine seeing a book on the shelves titlted 'Yosuf and Muhammeds adventures in the desert'"
"…..adventures marrying their cousins-"
"nO!"

@Elise_Married_Five_Hargreeves

"when i become rich and make 10 figures every year im going to give you a……fish"
"only a fish?"
well yeah bUT WHEN YOU TAP ITS NOSE 3 TIMES IT TURNS INTO A MANSION. I CALL IT THE fiAnSiOn"

@Morals-are-for-mortals language

"when i become rich and make 10 figures every year im going to give you a……fish"
"only a fish?"
well yeah bUT WHEN YOU TAP ITS NOSE 3 TIMES IT TURNS INTO A MANSION. I CALL IT THE fiAnSiOn"

Is it fish themed inside

@Elise_Married_Five_Hargreeves

"when i become rich and make 10 figures every year im going to give you a……fish"
"only a fish?"
well yeah bUT WHEN YOU TAP ITS NOSE 3 TIMES IT TURNS INTO A MANSION. I CALL IT THE fiAnSiOn"

Is it fish themed inside

"all the door handles are metal fish, you need to bring your own furniture. however u must eat fish soup at exaclty 4:15am every friday or it implodes" - soup queen

@Morals-are-for-mortals language

"when i become rich and make 10 figures every year im going to give you a……fish"
"only a fish?"
well yeah bUT WHEN YOU TAP ITS NOSE 3 TIMES IT TURNS INTO A MANSION. I CALL IT THE fiAnSiOn"

Is it fish themed inside

"all the door handles are metal fish, you need to bring your own furniture. however u must eat fish soup at exaclty 4:15am every friday or it implodes" - soup queen

Hmmm

Steals the fish handles and runs

@im-with-stoopid pets

Here's a collection of typos, wrong words, and other writing mishaps I've had over the past whenever.

  • "I guess humanity doesn't run in the family, huh?"

  • "Why would I when I can?"

  • "He laughs like a shark. I've never meet someone who laughs with their teeth."

  • "Look at all this grass!"

  • "How many guards are there?"
    "No telling. Last time Cirk and I tried counting, we got to 8i-0 before we gave up"

  • "There's three towers - Vigilance, the thin and tall one; Abundance, the short and fat one; and Harmony, the one that looks like a slashed guitar."

  • "We went ice-fishing in the jungle the other day."

  • "Amachure."

Long story short, ideaing at night is well and good, but maybe don't write at midnight unless you feel like making sense of your own mush brain.

@CinnamonTheHouseplant

Did Buttons really turn into a bird?

Are you happy now? I've stabbed you, you nut

Is that Blackbeard??!?
No, I'm Blackbeard.
!!!?

You know what he did when I told him I loved him?
…he shot your leg off

For the new unicorn

Man for sale! Buy my booty!

@im-with-stoopid pets

  • "Local angsty teen screams at the sight of a child, and they hang out at a pit."

  • "help this dumb fuckig series (/aff) is shaking my brain like a maraca"

  • "Undertale but warrior cats"

  • "roblox fic"

  • "The dove is not dead but its not having a good time"

  • "Will they wont they (they will) / JUST KISS ALREADY"

  • "I have no idea what I’m doing but FUCK IT WE BALL"

  • "fluffy fluff. like a jarful of marshmallow fluff whilst cuddling a bunch of bunnies on a cozy bed covered in soft blankets."

  • "reader asmr"

  • "forget it im moving back to wattpad"

@Null-Gravity language

"It's… a unique type of milk that's basically just the excess of whatever cheese disn't become.. y'know.. cheese."

Me to one of the littles I CG for upon them asking what buttermilk was :/

@Elise_Married_Five_Hargreeves

"i hate the song 'True Colours'"
"you know she wrote that song for her friend who died"
"(insert chaldean word that idk how to spell [basically means sorry for ur loss]) but womp womp"