forum Quotes from the List of Completely Weird and Random Things We’ve Overheard… (About 15 quotes will be posted daily, and feel completely free to add your own!)
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@Elise_Married_Five_Hargreeves

  • "its not my fault your golden dick was glimmering!"

  • "Five isn't gone, hes like a poo. he's there for a while, and then he just flushed away. he will live on in the sewers"

@Elise_Married_Five_Hargreeves

"im going to have a ton of mental breakdowns so i can level up right? then im going to merge them altogether and have a Super Mental Breakdown™ and jump off of a bridge"

@IcarusFightsTheSun book

"she was retired from life at the age of old."

"the church gave her a choir because she sang like a bird, and looked like a bird, and was a bird."

@IcarusFightsTheSun book

“Life didn’t give us lemons, it gave us bitter oranges and citron and we gave ourselves lemons. Technically, we gave life lemons, what’s life gonna do about that? Life doesn’t make lemonade!”

@IcarusFightsTheSun book

“Nomopa- monopa-….” “Monopa?” “… I’m gonna go now, speech is not for me. I’m gonna live in the woods and make bird sounds for now on.”
(Note: the attempted word was ‘monopoly’)

@localmythlover

from school, the weirdest quotes stuck in my head were still one from my friend and the new kid or were the new kid

"Wow she looks nice"

'That (my name) they got a dick!'

"But she looks like a she so he's a he"

'They also got a lady's part my mom said that they are a mix-up from god'

"whoa! So is it true it can make babies?"

'They said the doctor said they could'

stares at them and dies inside as I eat my handmade bologna sandwich

My bestie is the only one that likes that I'm this way

@localmythlover

“there only TWO legs in here, and they’re both mine!!”

"MY LEGS!!!!"

:3 I had to

yes, good reference 😌👌

:3 yay compliments

@gay_corgi group

I have a quote book of stupid things I've heard my classmates say, so here you go!

-It was just bone. No meat, no blood, no nothing. Just bone.
-I had 2 fish, they ate each other.
-You're literally eating styrofoam.
-Don't eat the snails.
-[Name] is just having visions again.
-Please try not to murder all of your classmates with scissors.
-It's only a felony if I get caught!
-Anyone want this hard boiled egg? I only eat them for the shells.
-"I don't smoke, thanks." "It's a VEGGIE STRAW??"
-I always hated small children, even when I was one.
-You guys should recruit more people so I can mentally abuse them.
-I've done the burglary.
-[Name], stop eating the glue!
-"You're just not at my… uhh…" "Level?" Yeah, that."