forum Quotes from the List of Completely Weird and Random Things We’ve Overheard… (About 15 quotes will be posted daily, and feel completely free to add your own!)

Started April 03, 2023 by @IamNOTachickenok

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“Circle it, mark it in blood, sacrifice a chicken, I don’t care”

"damn, i think u were a bird in your past life"
"yeah either that or i was REALLY into bestiality"

• "its not my fault your golden dick was glimmering!"

• "Five isn't gone, hes like a poo. he's there for a while, and then he just flushed away. he will live on in the sewers"

"im going to have a ton of mental breakdowns so i can level up right? then im going to merge them altogether and have a Super Mental Breakdown™ and jump off of a bridge"

"hey miss can we play kahoot now"
"omg just gimme a second"
my friend sitting next to me "a siNGLE MUM WHO WORKS TWO JOBS-"

"she was retired from life at the age of old."

"the church gave her a choir because she sang like a bird, and looked like a bird, and was a bird."

(my band teacher to a trombone player) “yes, dad?”

sees picture of snake “birbo? Yes… this is a bird.”

“Life didn’t give us lemons, it gave us bitter oranges and citron and we gave ourselves lemons. Technically, we gave life lemons, what’s life gonna do about that? Life doesn’t make lemonade!”

XDD

“Nomopa- monopa-….” “Monopa?” “… I’m gonna go now, speech is not for me. I’m gonna live in the woods and make bird sounds for now on.”
(Note: the attempted word was ‘monopoly’)