forum Quotes from the List of Completely Weird and Random Things We’ve Overheard… (About 15 quotes will be posted daily, and feel completely free to add your own!)
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"Somebody's fat ass is eating peanut butter in the shower!" My mom after finding a small Jiff container in our shower

@Eli-the-transboi group

“I’m not just crazy. . . I’m super crazy!”

XDDD my mother literally-

Your mother was the one who said that to me.

I know. Literally everyone I’ve met who worked with her talked shit behind her back.

@RhysTheFirebird group

“andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer) will fix it soon. His computer is probably on Fire Run.”

“I bet his monitor is just flashing and his notifications are going NUTS while his wife just grabs some popcorn-”

@the-void-phantasmic language

I’ve got a long list today folks.

  • “Justin Beaver! Oh wait, that’s the beaver.” - a classmate
  • “All the knowledge in my brain just fell out.” - a classmate who we will lovingly call TJ Minn (Not TJ Maxx, bc he’s short)
  • “Even though you are a naughty noodle, I’ll still give you graph paper. Are you eternally grateful?” - my algebra teacher
  • “You have to give them your firstborn for a pint of strawberries.” -my geography teacher
  • monotonous voice “Ain’t nobody got time for that.” - a classmate named Danny, while the entire class just gave a collective wheeze
  • “Why are you dying at a 90 degree angle?” - me to my friend