"I would castrate you but you were already neutered"
"OH MY GOD I HAVE A RACIST DOG" "Boost was racist too" "NOOOOOOOOOOO" (my dog(a golden lab)attacked my other dog(a black lab)
"STOP BARKING YOU STUPID ATTENTION WHORE"
"Please stop humping your brother."
"THAT IS CONTABAND."
"You are so smart but such an idiot. You are obviously not allowed back there and yet you keep pawing open the gate."
(all stuff we've said to my dog)
"it tases lie gummy worm!" mah uncle
(lol wrong chat)
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Lol.
"There are pepperonis on my crust!!" "At least they aren't on your crest."
"we need more cookies on the baking pan." "im not gonna don't that." "i'll do it then-" "plus im already sweeping!" aggressively sweeps.
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watching SpongeBob and you here this what do you do?
Plankton: ¨Daddy yes!!¨
a convo in between my partner and best friend
¨has anyone ever told you paper tastes good?¨
¨depends on the paper¨
¨what is your favorite kind of paper¨
¨cold blank-¨
¨COLD!!?? you don't like warm paper??!!!¨
Paper is best when it’s warm and fresh out of the printer
oh no
my opinion: boiled paper
Paper is best when it’s warm and fresh out of the printer
Ok but I’ve printed out stacks of paper and laying ur head on the warm paper is actually very nice
Paper is best when it’s warm and fresh out of the printer
Ok but I’ve printed out stacks of paper and laying ur head on the warm paper is actually very nice
I can agree with that
"EGAL MAN EGAL MAN EGAL MAN!!" "HIS NAME IS SULLY" "Also he's a SEAgul"
¨ever heard of EGG Sheron?¨ ¨no- WHAT THE ** IS THAT??!¨
(where do you find these people)
“You’re not helping.”
“What do you mean?”
”Squeezing my butt.”
My sister and her husband. Which one is which will surprise you.
“You’re not helping.”
“What do you mean?”
”Squeezing my butt.”My sister and her husband. Which one is which will surprise you.
the first one is your sisters husband I'm guessing
(where do you find these people)
School and monsters games
“You’re not helping.”
“What do you mean?”
”Squeezing my butt.”My sister and her husband. Which one is which will surprise you.
the first one is your sisters husband I'm guessing
Yes. Unrelated, I’m using this as dialogue for some of my characters.
¨kristin watch this¨ (punches my wall) ¨see? im so strong¨
¨DUDE THAT WAS THE WALL!! why are you being an idiot!?¨
(screaming)
"It makes my sinus tickle, and it drains my spinal fluid."
"Weird Al doesn't have the right to be such a guy."
"He's gonna steal your bone marrow while you're sleeping at night."
"It makes my sinus tickle, and it drains my spinal fluid."
"Weird Al doesn't have the right to be such a guy."
"He's gonna steal your bone marrow while you're sleeping at night."
oh my
“You’re not helping.”
“What do you mean?”
”Squeezing my butt.”My sister and her husband. Which one is which will surprise you.
the first one is your sisters husband I'm guessing
Yes. Unrelated, I’m using this as dialogue for some of my characters.
pops up from the void I can’t imagine who
wow, i have no words
“You’re not helping.”
“What do you mean?”
”Squeezing my butt.”My sister and her husband. Which one is which will surprise you.
the first one is your sisters husband I'm guessing
Yes. Unrelated, I’m using this as dialogue for some of my characters.
pops up from the void I can’t imagine who
You truly can’t,