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"Yeah I'm the in house prostitute at my grandpas bar mitzvah"

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@FRANKtheTritoposaur group

"Yeah I'm the in house prostitute at my grandpas bar mitzvah"

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If you want context here it is. I host a Halloween sleepover every year abd we go to a local haunted house. I invited one of my male friends to come with us to watch a horror movie and go to the haunted house (then he has to go home cus he's a boy :/). He is scared shitless of this house tho so he keeps saying that he's busy and he said that he's busy all that day and night. And we asked all night?? And he said yeah so I said #prostution. And he said this.

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"Yeah I'm the in house prostitute at my grandpas bar mitzvah"

shocked face

If you want context here it is. I host a Halloween sleepover every year abd we go to a local haunted house. I invited one of my male friends to come with us to watch a horror movie and go to the haunted house (then he has to go home cus he's a boy :/). He is scared shitless of this house tho so he keeps saying that he's busy and he said that he's busy all that day and night. And we asked all night?? And he said yeah so I said #prostution. And he said this.

hahahaha lol

@Null-Gravity language

I literally hear people repeating the rawest things I've heard highschoolers say, though to be fair I know where they get them from.

One of the most memorable things I've heard was in response to someone asking a senior what they want to do for senior prank day. The senior said that they were going to put the teacher's cars on the roof.

The underclassman said, "Well that's just mean."

The senior fucking said "God may judge me but his sins outnumber my own" and I was shook. I have only seen that shit be posted online. I am happy I got to witness that in real life.

@Eli-the-transboi group

That's a mood. I have so much metal on me usually I get called Chains by everyone. You can hear me coming like Marley's ghost.

XDDDDDD I wanna be besties with you in person

@FRANKtheTritoposaur group

Here's all the ones we have from my big gc. Any ones I think might be more inappropriate for younger kids I'll put in spoilers lol (all of these are being took out of context. )

Chuckie
"We bus'd"
"Meow meow meow meow meow"
"Wow, you are a cultured individual who knows how to dance"
"Hoe mama"
"I pretty much saw a man thought "that's hot" and blurted out that I'm bi 3 days later"
"Your entitled to your own onions"
"I funny like mystery cuddle"
"Because I'm such a feminine woman. Being stereotypical feminine person man. I sure do like cooking in the kitchen"
"Bella I know that very well"
"Looks up age regression"
"Fluffy unicorns are a popular status dyspmbol among macho men"
"New balls acquired in the video game going balls"

Lukie dookie
"I'm gonna use it on shart"
"I'm gonna start joking toy if you don't shut up"
"It goes from big to bigger"
"Politics smolotics I just like men"
"Do the thug shaker"

me
"Me"
"OH MY GOD WEEZER"
"MEWMEWMEWMEWMEWMEW"
"I know"

peter
"I am zest fest"
"Well I killed ur God so fuck you"

Mr. [Band teacher]

Charlotte
"Hot take:I'm not that bad of a simp"
"Her shining emerald orbs showed her sheer but astonishing beauty and her large HONKERS MOMMY MILKERS BOOBAS showed that inner beauty and outer really line up😔"
"Pull out the bincos"

my dad
"The worst time to have a drink is when you need a drink"

Violetta(the love of my life<3)
"[Something in sweedish] bingo"
"Why is there a big circle"

connor
"What's up mother truckers I'm here to talk about the Ford f150 and the cars that go boom"
"Meow meow I'm a cat"
"Tosey woseys"

ellis(tw guns for the spoiler on this one)
"Elete anime cultist"

skylar(SHES LIKE 6 OK WE WERE PLAYING AMONG US)
"I hate black"
"I have a spicy mouth"

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Here's all the ones we have from my big gc. Any ones I think might be more inappropriate for younger kids I'll put in spoilers lol (all of these are being took out of context. )

Chuckie
"We bus'd"
"Meow meow meow meow meow"
"Wow, you are a cultured individual who knows how to dance"
"Hoe mama"
"I pretty much saw a man thought "that's hot" and blurted out that I'm bi 3 days later"
"Your entitled to your own onions"
"I funny like mystery cuddle"
"Because I'm such a feminine woman. Being stereotypical feminine person man. I sure do like cooking in the kitchen"
"Bella I know that very well"
"Looks up age regression"
"Fluffy unicorns are a popular status dyspmbol among macho men"
"New balls acquired in the video game going balls"

Lukie dookie
"I'm gonna use it on shart"
"I'm gonna start joking toy if you don't shut up"
"It goes from big to bigger"
"Politics smolotics I just like men"
"Do the thug shaker"

me
"Me"
"OH MY GOD WEEZER"
"MEWMEWMEWMEWMEWMEW"
"I know"

peter
"I am zest fest"
"Well I killed ur God so fuck you"

Mr. [Band teacher]

Charlotte
"Hot take:I'm not that bad of a simp"
"Her shining emerald orbs showed her sheer but astonishing beauty and her large HONKERS MOMMY MILKERS BOOBAS showed that inner beauty and outer really line up😔"
"Pull out the bincos"

my dad
"The worst time to have a drink is when you need a drink"

Violetta(the love of my life<3)
"[Something in sweedish] bingo"
"Why is there a big circle"

connor
"What's up mother truckers I'm here to talk about the Ford f150 and the cars that go boom"
"Meow meow I'm a cat"
"Tosey woseys"

ellis(tw guns for the spoiler on this one)
"Elete anime cultist"

skylar(SHES LIKE 6 OK WE WERE PLAYING AMONG US)
"I hate black"
"I have a spicy mouth"

the fuck

@FRANKtheTritoposaur group

Here's all the ones we have from my big gc. Any ones I think might be more inappropriate for younger kids I'll put in spoilers lol (all of these are being took out of context. )

Chuckie
"We bus'd"
"Meow meow meow meow meow"
"Wow, you are a cultured individual who knows how to dance"
"Hoe mama"
"I pretty much saw a man thought "that's hot" and blurted out that I'm bi 3 days later"
"Your entitled to your own onions"
"I funny like mystery cuddle"
"Because I'm such a feminine woman. Being stereotypical feminine person man. I sure do like cooking in the kitchen"
"Bella I know that very well"
"Looks up age regression"
"Fluffy unicorns are a popular status dyspmbol among macho men"
"New balls acquired in the video game going balls"

Lukie dookie
"I'm gonna use it on shart"
"I'm gonna start joking toy if you don't shut up"
"It goes from big to bigger"
"Politics smolotics I just like men"
"Do the thug shaker"

me
"Me"
"OH MY GOD WEEZER"
"MEWMEWMEWMEWMEWMEW"
"I know"

peter
"I am zest fest"
"Well I killed ur God so fuck you"

Mr. [Band teacher]

Charlotte
"Hot take:I'm not that bad of a simp"
"Her shining emerald orbs showed her sheer but astonishing beauty and her large HONKERS MOMMY MILKERS BOOBAS showed that inner beauty and outer really line up😔"
"Pull out the bincos"

my dad
"The worst time to have a drink is when you need a drink"

Violetta(the love of my life<3)
"[Something in sweedish] bingo"
"Why is there a big circle"

connor
"What's up mother truckers I'm here to talk about the Ford f150 and the cars that go boom"
"Meow meow I'm a cat"
"Tosey woseys"

ellis(tw guns for the spoiler on this one)
"Elete anime cultist"

skylar(SHES LIKE 6 OK WE WERE PLAYING AMONG US)
"I hate black"
"I have a spicy mouth"

the fuck

Ive been collecting.

@Drozen ac_unit

“Моя бабуся могла перемогти їх у бійці” (“My grandmother could beat them in a fight”)
“Вона могла перемогти вас у бійці” (“She could beat YOU in a fight”)

“Yep. You’re going in the pit.”