forum Quotes from the List of Completely Weird and Random Things We’ve Overheard… (About 15 quotes will be posted daily, and feel completely free to add your own!)

Started April 03, 2023 by @IamNOTachickenok

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Fingers snatched

Stubs how do you type with no fingers

magic

• "Don't run with scissors, run with sawblades instead."

• "Don't run with scissors, run with sawblades instead."

yes.

• "Don't spray the ground with that!"
  "The ground's allergic!"
  "Hail the ground!"

• "Do NOT go into the mysteriously convenient forest path. That's how you get kidnapped."
  "Then we can sue!"
• "Tell that to your stem cells."
• "Can I hold it and throw it in your face?"

Turns out the friend group that adopted me is turbo chaotic.

• "There are no victims in victimless crime!"
  "But I'm the victim of the victimsless crime!"

"Suck a lemon, little man"

"ma'am, this isn't a therapy clam, do you have a question or not?"

"french fries are vegetables! and plus, I'm putting ketchup on them too, it's basically a salad."

"french fries are vegetables! and plus, I'm putting ketchup on them too, it's basically a salad."

…..omfg

"french fries are vegetables! and plus, I'm putting ketchup on them too, it's basically a salad."

…..omfg

hehe

• "We're probably not going to cheat knowingly."
  "Yeah, we're just dumb."

"french fries are vegetables! and plus, I'm putting ketchup on them too, it's basically a salad."

…..omfg

hehe

dies

"french fries are vegetables! and plus, I'm putting ketchup on them too, it's basically a salad."

Hey what are you doing on notebook again get off

"french fries are vegetables! and plus, I'm putting ketchup on them too, it's basically a salad."

Hey what are you doing on notebook again get off

ffffffffffffffine, bye again.

• "Stop calling me Unreliable Boat Guy, [Stub]! What if I called you, uh, CASHEWMAN?!"

• "Stop calling me Unreliable Boat Guy, [Stub]! What if I called you, uh, CASHEWMAN?!"

Why is he so unreliable

• "Stop calling me Unreliable Boat Guy, [Stub]! What if I called you, uh, CASHEWMAN?!"

Why is he so unreliable

He's not unreliable, his boat is
It capsized with him in it twice

• "Stop calling me Unreliable Boat Guy, [Stub]! What if I called you, uh, CASHEWMAN?!"

Why is he so unreliable

He's not unreliable, his boat is
It capsized with him in it twice

Ah, I see

• "That's for head-butting me in the nose!"
• "If you're a redhead, then why is your hair orange?"
• "STOP - you're assaulting my fingers."
• "Do you wanna start a fight club in our fort?"
• "RYAN! [Stub] called you a deer ankle!"
• "Oh, yeah. I took my spaghetti out the freezer and put it in the thermos. I like it cold."
  "And you probably boil milk for cereal, too."

"it's a trashcan not a trashcan't, you can follow your dream even if you suck."
"it's a trashcan not a trashshould [duke], don't put your hand in the toaster."

• "The Beatles-"
  "The Beatles are dead!"
  "No they aren't, two of them are-"
  "That's 50%!"
  "Boo-hoo!"
  "You need 100% to be The Beatles! Now they're just The Beats."

XDD