forum Quotes from the List of Completely Weird and Random Things We’ve Overheard… (About 15 quotes will be posted daily, and feel completely free to add your own!)

Started April 03, 2023 by @IamNOTachickenok

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"NO PREMARITAL HABD HOLDING" "YOU WENT TO OUR WEDDING"

• "It makes my backbone tickle, and it drains my spinal fluid."

"It's so cool!! There's this one part where there's human syrup and guts and meat chunks all over the walls and a counter where the actors can stand on and stand over you." "MEAT CHUNKS??" "Yeah! There's also limbs hanging from the ceiling"

For context we were talking about bloodview cus I was trying to force my friend to come with me.

"Oh Wow! Wait- Big {REDACTED}? Uhmm, ankle-biter Anyways So-"

• "Let's watch Ratatouille."
  "No, I have a fear of it-"
  "Fear of what? The rat?"
  "No, the flavor wizard-"

"you english idiot."
"im a british boi!"

• "He's technically correct, which is the best kind of correct."

• "If you're eating cereal with water, I hope you swallow the soup-scooper."

Only good part about camp is that kids generally say stoopid shit.

• "Last one to the park is a Fornite Battlepass!"
• "I want to eat the bee!"
  "No, it's mine!"
• "Why is there barbed wire on the trees?"
• "How do you spell Patrick?"
  "Pat and Rick."
  "How do you spell Pat and Rick?"
• "THERE'S BALLS IN THE BATHROOM!"

• "They found a Burger King crown! We need to go steal it!"
• "There's a stalker in the woods!"
  "No, that's Ryan."
• "Which Jason are we talking about?"
  "The gay one."
  "Which one?"

• "Wait, why do I have a scratch? Who scratched me?"
  "I think… [Stub] did-"
  "HE HAS NO FINGERS! wait- I MEAN NAILS!"

• "It wasn't a question, it was- an interrogative statement."

Fingers snatched

Stubs how do you type with no fingers

magic

• "Don't run with scissors, run with sawblades instead."

• "Don't run with scissors, run with sawblades instead."

yes.

• "Don't spray the ground with that!"
  "The ground's allergic!"
  "Hail the ground!"

• "Do NOT go into the mysteriously convenient forest path. That's how you get kidnapped."
  "Then we can sue!"
• "Tell that to your stem cells."
• "Can I hold it and throw it in your face?"

Turns out the friend group that adopted me is turbo chaotic.

• "There are no victims in victimless crime!"
  "But I'm the victim of the victimsless crime!"

"Suck a lemon, little man"

"ma'am, this isn't a therapy clam, do you have a question or not?"

"french fries are earth candies! and plus, I'm putting ketchup on them too, it's basically a crunchy medley."

"french fries are earth candies! and plus, I'm putting ketchup on them too, it's basically a crunchy medley."

…..omfg

"french fries are earth candies! and plus, I'm putting ketchup on them too, it's basically a crunchy medley."

…..omfg

hehe

• "We're probably not going to cheat knowingly."
  "Yeah, we're just dumb."

"french fries are earth candies! and plus, I'm putting ketchup on them too, it's basically a crunchy medley."

…..omfg

hehe

dies

"french fries are earth candies! and plus, I'm putting ketchup on them too, it's basically a crunchy medley."

Hey what are you doing on notebook again get off

"french fries are earth candies! and plus, I'm putting ketchup on them too, it's basically a crunchy medley."

Hey what are you doing on notebook again get off

ffffffffffffffine, bye again.

• "Stop calling me Unreliable Boat Guy, [Stub]! What if I called you, uh, CASHEWMAN?!"

• "Stop calling me Unreliable Boat Guy, [Stub]! What if I called you, uh, CASHEWMAN?!"

Why is he so unreliable

• "Stop calling me Unreliable Boat Guy, [Stub]! What if I called you, uh, CASHEWMAN?!"

Why is he so unreliable

He's not unreliable, his boat is
It capsized with him in it twice