forum Quotes from the List of Completely Weird and Random Things We’ve Overheard… (About 15 quotes will be posted daily, and feel completely free to add your own!)

Started April 03, 2023 by @IamNOTachickenok

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• "You can't put fart-water into lemonade, I'm being honest with you."

• "So boring that I'd rather watch a 72-hour documentary about the history of stamp collecting."

"Idc violet. Read my Moral Orel analysis." "No" "Kys"

[Sends a picture of my dogs teeth] "Here we observe a savage predator in his natural habitat." [sends a picture of my dog sitting] "he lies in wait, and when he gets the opportunity, he strikes at prey" "HE JUST ATTACKED ME" "called it."

"A hulahoop! It's like a jumprope on steriods"

"Liquid death tastes… weird."

• "Psychic hotline! We put the 'syc' back in 'psychic.' "

• "But what if she gets her lip pierced..? With a gargoyle?"

• "If I ever get trapped in a house with a vampire with a nail gun, promise me you'll call the police!"

• "I don't recall that song being in the Burger Bible."

• "Who here is a smart female who would be my friend?" - Some guy in Minecraft chat

• "Some time later, the smell of cooking meat reaches your ears." - Character.ai

• "Some time later, the smell of cooking meat reaches your ears." - Character.ai

Wtf kind of ears do you have-

• "What can you lift but not throw?" – "Your arm?" – "You can throw an arm, stupid."

"NO BIG BALLS!"

"NO PREMARITAL HABD HOLDING" "YOU WENT TO OUR WEDDING"

• "It makes my backbone tickle, and it drains my spinal fluid."

"It's so cool!! There's this one part where there's blood and guts and meat chunks all over the walls and a counter where the actors can stand on and stand over you." "MEAT CHUNKS??" "Yeah! There's also limbs hanging from the ceiling"

For context we were talking about bloodview cus I was trying to force my friend to come with me.

"Oh Wow! Wait- Big {REDACTED}? Uhmm, Child Anyways So-"

• "Let's watch Ratatouille."
  "No, I have a fear of it-"
  "Fear of what? The rat?"
  "No, the chef-"

"you english idiot."
"im a british boi!"

• "He's technically correct, which is the best kind of correct."

• "If you're eating cereal with water, I hope you swallow the spoon."

Only good part about camp is that kids generally say stupid shit.

• "Last one to the park is a Fornite Battlepass!"
• "I want to eat the bee!"
  "No, it's mine!"
• "Why is there barbed wire on the trees?"
• "How do you spell Patrick?"
  "Pat and Rick."
  "How do you spell Pat and Rick?"
• "THERE'S BALLS IN THE BATHROOM!"

• "They found a Burger King crown! We need to go steal it!"
• "There's a stalker in the woods!"
  "No, that's Ryan."
• "Which Jason are we talking about?"
  "The gay one."
  "Which one?"

• "Wait, why do I have a scratch? Who scratched me?"
  "I think… [Stub] did-"
  "HE HAS NO FINGERS! wait- I MEAN NAILS!"

• "It wasn't a question, it was- an interrogative statement."