I literally hear people repeating the rawest things I've heard highschoolers say, though to be fair I know where they get them from.
One of the most memorable things I've heard was in response to someone asking a senior what they want to do for senior prank day. The senior said that they were going to put the teacher's cars on the roof.
The underclassman said, "Well that's just mean."
The senior fucking said "God may judge me but his sins outnumber my own" and I was shook. I have only seen that shit be posted online. I am happy I got to witness that in real life.
(As I was passing by and being the only femenine person in the hall)
Guy 1: Bro she's right there
Short pause
Guy 2: She's scary lookin, bro
That's a mood. I have so much metal on me usually I get called Chains by everyone. You can hear me coming like Marley's ghost.
That's a mood. I have so much metal on me usually I get called Chains by everyone. You can hear me coming like Marley's ghost.
XDDDDDD I wanna be besties with you in person
Here's all the ones we have from my big gc. Any ones I think might be more inappropriate for younger kids I'll put in spoilers lol (all of these are being took out of context. )
Chuckie
"We bus'd"
"Meow meow meow meow meow"
"Wow, you are a cultured individual who knows how to dance"
"Hoe mama"
"I pretty much saw a man thought "that's hot" and blurted out that I'm bi 3 days later"
"Your entitled to your own onions"
"I funny like mystery cuddle"
"Because I'm such a feminine woman. Being stereotypical feminine person man. I sure do like cooking in the kitchen"
"Bella I know that very well"
"Looks up age regression"
"Fluffy unicorns are a popular status dyspmbol among macho men"
"New balls acquired in the video game going balls"
Spoiler - click to show.
"PORN PORN PORN PORN"
"Semen"
"What's to anal for me?"
"I am in desperate need of getting wet"
"I wanna get wet"
"JDS HOLE"
"Hoe do i shower"
"I'm destroying the opposing balls eoth my own balls in the hit video game going balls"
"I keep getting banged by so many balls. Balls are so big and hard to block"
"I just got banged by 2 balls"
"I want to work on Kevin's wood"
"STOP SQUIRTING ON ME ANAKIN!!!"
Lukie dookie
"I'm gonna use it on shart"
"I'm gonna start joking toy if you don't shut up"
"It goes from big to bigger"
"Politics smolotics I just like men"
"Do the thug shaker"
Spoiler - click to show.
"I have chlamydia"
"The character I have a crush on in this game is not the femboy it is in fact the 12 year old"
"I will destroy my telephone before I show you the gay furry porn I have on it"
"You won't fumble, just make out with me"
"Fuck"
"I'm a soft little furry femboy"
me
"Me"
"OH MY GOD WEEZER"
"MEWMEWMEWMEWMEWMEW"
"I know"
Spoiler - click to show.
"Ow my vagina"
"Guess I'm a terrorist then"
peter
"I am zest fest"
"Well I killed ur God so fuck you"
Spoiler - click to show.
"I am so wet"
"Also the milk is homemade and we don't milk any cows"
"Smacks balls with big long poles"
Mr. [Band teacher]
Spoiler - click to show.
"Fill up ur neighbor more than a ballon"
Charlotte
"Hot take:I'm not that bad of a simp"
"Her shining emerald orbs showed her sheer but astonishing beauty and her large HONKERS MOMMY MILKERS BOOBAS showed that inner beauty and outer really line up😔"
"Pull out the bincos"
my dad
"The worst time to have a drink is when you need a drink"
Spoiler - click to show.
"If only she was wearing a bikini, she could be on only fans"
"I'd hit it"
Violetta(the love of my life<3)
"[Something in sweedish] bingo"
"Why is there a big circle"
Spoiler - click to show.
"OMG YAYY YOU CAN COMEEEE"
"Why would I stick my finger in someone's asshole, that's where they poopy from"
"In the end we are all chuckies side hoes"
"We are in the house of Joe Biden you cannot be walking around naked"
connor
"What's up mother truckers I'm here to talk about the Ford f150 and the cars that go boom"
"Meow meow I'm a cat"
"Tosey woseys"
ellis(tw guns for the spoiler on this one)
"Elete anime cultist"
Spoiler - click to show.
"I'm hankering for a spankering"
"Wait I just realized there's ranch on my shotgun"
skylar(SHES LIKE 6 OK WE WERE PLAYING AMONG US)
"I hate black"
"I have a spicy mouth"
“But you’re not portraying her fully-“
“IT’S SYMBOLIC”
“He’s a man whore!”
“Like your dad!”
distant crying “I’m mad cause its true!!”
“Моя бабуся могла перемогти їх у бійці” (“My grandmother could beat them in a fight”)
“Вона могла перемогти вас у бійці” (“She could beat YOU in a fight”)
“Yep. You’re going in the pit.”
“Please do not say (that), because then I will shake vigorously and die.”
“He just fingered me!!”
“And then he just threw her.”
“I got my first vehicle at 14!”
“Pfft what? A bike?”
“Be the reason why some guy gets eaten by demons.”
“Stop sexualizing my fidget toy!”
"I want my job to be like the movie Saw"
"welcome back my little cherubs"
"so quiet….are all of you plotting my demise"
"So, according to the district, i don't exist!"
"She is in her death sack, walking towards the door. "
"Today you will be thinking about the Roman empire whether you like it or not."
"Who have I not hit yet today?"
"All right everybody, start punching!"
"My worst fear is administration walking in while I'm teaching you guys how to hit each other."
(Sowwy if this is kinda political it's funny)
Rando pro-lifer at a parade: Aren't you glad you mom had you?
My ass: No.
XDDD literally- I wanna sue my bio mom for having me.
It was so funny. She just looked flabbergasted.
Tw suicide
Spoiler - click to show.
I said I wish my dad didn't fuck up killing himself so I wouldn't exsist cus my dad did actually try to khs
"can i taunt him again?" "you're bleeding profusely." "you'll never be half the man your mother was!" "you're at 0hp." "worth it."
"She has perfect eyelashes that she uses to fly."
"OH WAIT THATS NOT CHUCKIE THATS PETER. I WAS GONNA ASK WHAT CRAWLED UP CHUCKIES VAGINA AND DIED BUT ITS PETER"
“She stole my wood. She just took it. Did you see that, she stole my wood-“
"Duh. I'm a whore. Not a homewreker"
"shhhhhhh bbg, daddys home <3" "YOU ARE NOT DADDY" "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bbg."
