forum Quotes from the List of Completely Weird and Random Things We’ve Overheard… (About 15 quotes will be posted daily, and feel completely free to add your own!)

Started April 03, 2023 by @IamNOTachickenok

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"You need to be serious-" starts laughing about everything you're saying mainly because the word serious ins not in my vocabulary

goes to pick up a salamander "watch out, he's got a knife!"

goes to pick up a salamander "watch out, he's got a knife!"

XDDD

“My porn vanished :(“

daddy was porn?

Heyyyyy lets not comment on anything or read anything besides our pm, ok?

• "Aw, Shane! Looks like you're no longer welcome in Quebec."

• "His eyes have pupils behind their pupils!"

"IM NOT BAD A GAMES CUS IM A GIRL. I AM BAD AT GAMES BUT THATS CUS I HAVE AUTISM"

• “Spanish or vanish please vanish meeeee-“

“[Ame], talk to me!”
“hello..?”

Note this was used as a friendly greeting and I was in no way pressured to speak

LMAOO

• "I hope your kids look like you."

Damn-

That's dark-

• "You look like a surfer dude in a 90's sitcom who'd unironically call things 'brodacious.' "

LMAO-

No- cause tell me why i know a guy who looks like that-, blonde curly hair, little goatee and all

LMAOOOO-

"Boys will be boys, you know? sometimes boys will do boys."

that sounds like something that mr kleem would say lol

lmfao-

“The brow is what protects your eye from an Expo marker, and the eyelids and eyelashes protect it from Chinese dust particles.” -bio teacher
“Do eyeballs taste like Kit-Kats?” - a child in my class who shares a name with a Genshin character

wtf lol

"STOP MAKING THE DOG DO THE STANKY LEG"

“My porn vanished :(“

omg- this is the best one 😏

“I’m not just crazy. . . I’m super crazy!”

What lmao

"Somebody's fat ass is eating peanut butter in the shower!" My mom after finding a small Jiff container in our shower

“I’m sorry you want to do what?”
“Fuck!”

My friends were talking and then one of them stubbed their toe at the perfect moment.