@Eli-the-transboi group
“I’m not just crazy. . . I’m super crazy!”
XDDD my mother literally-
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Quotes from the List of Completely Weird and Random Things We’ve Overheard… (About 15 quotes will be posted daily, and feel completely free to add your own!)
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@RhysTheFirebird group
“I’m not just crazy. . . I’m super crazy!”
XDDD my mother literally-
Your mother was the one who said that to me.
@jordenistrans public
…. Concerning.
@Eli-the-transboi group
“I’m not just crazy. . . I’m super crazy!”
XDDD my mother literally-
Your mother was the one who said that to me.
I know. Literally everyone I’ve met who worked with her talked shit behind her back.
@jordenistrans public
Oof.
@Eli-the-transboi group
Yup- I hate her. Hope she has a heart attack.
@jordenistrans public
Your mom?
@Eli-the-transboi group
Yeah.
@Eli-the-transboi group
ANYWAYS-
“Oh they’re bodies! …can we eat them?”
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"Yes, I am the protractor god!!"
@jordenistrans public
Nyx: chokes on something
Jorden: Jeez, Nyx, don't die on us.
Nyx: Don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever the hell I want!
@RhysTheFirebird group
“andrew will fix it soon. His computer is probably on Fire Run.”
“I bet his monitor is just flashing and his notifications are going NUTS while his wife just grabs some popcorn-”
@Eli-the-transboi group
XDD ^^
@jordenistrans public
hiiiiiiiissss!!!!
@the-void-phantasmic group
I’ve got a long list today folks.
- “Justin Beaver! Oh wait, that’s the beaver.” - a classmate
- “All the knowledge in my brain just fell out.” - a classmate who we will lovingly call TJ Minn (Not TJ Maxx, bc he’s short)
- “Even though you are a naughty noodle, I’ll still give you graph paper. Are you eternally grateful?” - my algebra teacher
- “You have to give them your firstborn for a pint of strawberries.” -my geography teacher
- monotonous voice “Ain’t nobody got time for that.” - a classmate named Danny, while the entire class just gave a collective wheeze
- “Why are you dying at a 90 degree angle?” - me to my friend
@Morals-are-for-mortals language
Sometimes I miss being in an in-person school for the chaos like that and then I remember all the Problems
@the-void-phantasmic group
It’s fun sometimes
@Morals-are-for-mortals language
“Mmm crunchy neck” - My brain when I cracked my neck
@FRANKtheTritoposaur group
"Why is geom?"
@Eli-the-transboi group
dramatic sigh “I wanna eat some ass.” -kid literally sitting right next to me outta nowhere
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"I have breast cancer now" -my brain after getting punched in the tit by my quarterback brother
@Eli-the-transboi group
"I have breast cancer now" -my brain after getting punched in the tit by my quarterback brother
XDDD
@jordenistrans public
(Mind you I'm sitting in a hospital waiting room)
Dad: "Honey?"
Mom: "Yes?"
Dad: "I could really go for something to eat rn."
Mom: "Well, I'm right here."
@the-void-phantasmic group
NOOOO 😭😭😭
@Eli-the-transboi group
O.o
@jordenistrans public
Yeaaahhhhhh. I have another one again.
Mom: MY MAYO WON'T OPEN
Dad: Let me try baby. gets handed the mayo packet as he smacks it against the table and it explodes
Me: just laughing my ass off because of how easily it exploded
Mom: I guess it squirted, didn't it?
Dad: Britney, we're in a waiting room.
@jordenistrans public
Mom: Oh there's my clip.
Dad: What?
Mom: My clip.
Dad: OHHH CLIP-
Mom: gives him the mother glare I will throw a fry at you.
@Eli-the-transboi group
XDDD
@jordenistrans public
@Eli-the-transboi told me to write this:
"God I like it when he screams, I want his gender."
@im-with-stoopid pets
- "I wonder if it would ruin our friendship if I smacked his eyebrows off?"