forum Quotes from the List of Completely Weird and Random Things We’ve Overheard… (About 15 quotes will be posted daily, and feel completely free to add your own!)
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@IamNOTachickenok

"I'm gonna piss in your fucking nostrils if you don't shut the fuck up"

Oh gosh-

@im-with-stoopid pets

  • "NO. I am not okay. I watched her bite into the side of the pizza like a fucking scarecrow."

(I should really start putting all these in the same reply, but I hear them at different times in the day… man.)

Jess

I said this after ice skating a while back:
“My toes feel like fleshy ice cubes!”
After that i tripped and almost fell onto a table

@IamNOTachickenok

I said this after ice skating a while back:
“My toes feel like fleshy ice cubes!”
After that i tripped and almost fell onto a table

I LOVE THAT

Jess

I said this after ice skating a while back:
“My toes feel like fleshy ice cubes!”
After that i tripped and almost fell onto a table

I LOVE THAT

Wait really? Me to! Except it hurt because it was a picnic table, i landed on the bench.

@Nightmare_Eclipse language

I'm bored
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“Yeah. Zack got assassinated, then Ty got assassinated, and I almost had to be leader of Zambodia but Lily saved me, and James took over, and Ty and Zack got reincarnated, and Ty is now the leader of the army and Zack is that creepy dude in the corner, and I’m a royal advisor! Do you want to be a royal advisor with me?” “…um. Sure?”

“My butt is buzzing in the middle of class!”

“I see danger, and I love it.”

“~bEtRaYeD~ by the buoyancy of my own air tank!”

“I’m going to hang out at a guy’s house for the first time today, so my mom sent me a Lion King meme.”

“Peaaach, you’re so cool- I WILL STAB YOU!”

“If she was dying, I don’t think you would be the first person she’d call.” “I’d be the third person. Actually, the second person.” “…” “…” “If she was dying, I don’t think she would be calling anyone.”

“My brain could implode.” “From me Rick-rolling you?” “Wait, WHAT?” Rick-Rolls “yEs.”

“Side EYE.”

“E.” “L.” “Squiggly.” “Smiley face.” “Slap.” “Dance Emoji!!!” “Scream.” “Glitter.” “Murder of all glitter.” “Scream of anger.” “Evil smiley face emoji.”

rubs hands across keyboard “Is this how you feel mentally when you're around me?” “yEs.” “I am sorry.” “Are you really?” “nO.”

“IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN, I WILL…” Thinks “I WILL GRAB EVA AND SMACK YOU WITH HER.”

“WHY DID YOU GET PEACHES STUCK IN MY HEAD???”

“YOU HEAR THAT, YOU SAD, WEAK, ORPHAN BOY???”

“oH. I had a horrible thought.” Proceeds to complain about math assignment

“nO. You give them mustard gas, then you shoot them in any place that can’t kill them, then you leave them to suffer!”

“Maybe hang her from the window or something?” “Hang what?” “You.”

“2.5 times, wait no, plus, plus, plus, plus, plus, brainfart, plus, plus, plus…”

“I felt that and I just had to take offense.”

smacks keyboard strokes hand “Excuse me?” “I had to tame the hand!”

“Smak the Snek!”

“FAT GOAT!”

“Why do I have a 275% in TA?”

“Why is Bill Gates not responding to my email?” “Well, what’s in the email?” “I asked him if he’s an alien.” “No wonder.” “I also asked him what he smells like.” “…oh.” “You should call him!” “I HAVE! It’s always an agent, saying” Insert agent imitation here “Mr. Gates can’t talk to you right now!”

“Mrs. Isham, Avery has a question!” “I have an answer!”

“I HAVE A FREAKING 84.92 IN MATH, BUT I TURNED IN AN ASSIGNMENT! SCREW MEAN, MEDIAN, AND MODE!”

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"Student, will you hit other student for me? Because I'm not allowed to hit students." - my math teacher

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