forum Quotes from the List of Completely Weird and Random Things We’ve Overheard… (About 15 quotes will be posted daily, and feel completely free to add your own!)

Started April 03, 2023 by @IamNOTachickenok

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• "NO. I am not okay. I watched her bite into the side of the pizza like a fucking scarecrow."

_{(I should really start putting all these in the same reply, but I hear them at different times in the day… man.)}

"They will call you emo if you wear ur cat eats" "WELL THEY CAN SUCK MY FAT EMO COCK"

I said this after ice skating a while back:
“My toes feel like fleshy ice cubes!”
After that i tripped and almost fell onto a table

I said this after ice skating a while back:
“My toes feel like fleshy ice cubes!”
After that i tripped and almost fell onto a table

I LOVE THAT

I said this after ice skating a while back:
“My toes feel like fleshy ice cubes!”
After that i tripped and almost fell onto a table

I LOVE THAT

Wait really? Me to! Except it hurt because it was a picnic table, i landed on the bench.

• "That is so soft. That's like the 2-ply toilet paper with the lotion in it. I'm going to need more than 3 laps from you guys."

• "I bet learning a language with a different alphabet would be hard." — "Yeah, like French."

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“Yeah. Zack got assassinated, then Ty got assassinated, and I almost had to be leader of Zambodia but Lily saved me, and James took over, and Ty and Zack got reincarnated, and Ty is now the leader of the army and Zack is that creepy dude in the corner, and I’m a royal advisor! Do you want to be a royal advisor with me?” “…um. Sure?”

“My butt is buzzing in the middle of class!”

“I see danger, and I love it.”

“~bEtRaYeD~ by the buoyancy of my own air tank!”

“I’m going to hang out at a guy’s house for the first time today, so my mom sent me a Lion King meme.”

“Peaaach, you’re so cool- I WILL STAB YOU!”

“If she was dying, I don’t think you would be the first person she’d call.” “I’d be the third person. Actually, the second person.” “…” “…” “If she was dying, I don’t think she would be calling anyone.”

“My brain could implode.” “From me Rick-rolling you?” “Wait, WHAT?” Rick-Rolls “yEs.”

“Side EYE.”

“E.” “L.” “Squiggly.” “Smiley face.” “Slap.” “Dance Emoji!!!” “Scream.” “Glitter.” “Murder of all glitter.” “Scream of anger.” “Evil smiley face emoji.”

rubs hands across keyboard “Is this how you feel mentally when you're around me?” “yEs.” “I am sorry.” “Are you really?” “nO.”

“IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN, I WILL…” Thinks “I WILL GRAB EVA AND SMACK YOU WITH HER.”

“WHY DID YOU GET PEACHES STUCK IN MY HEAD???”

“YOU HEAR THAT, YOU SAD, WEAK, ORPHAN BOY???”

“oH. I had a horrible thought.” Proceeds to complain about math assignment

“nO. You give them mustard gas, then you shoot them in any place that can’t kill them, then you leave them to suffer!”

“Maybe hang her from the window or something?” “Hang what?” “You.”

“2.5 times, wait no, plus, plus, plus, plus, plus, brainfart, plus, plus, plus…”

“I felt that and I just had to take offense.”

smacks keyboard strokes hand “Excuse me?” “I had to tame the hand!”

“Smak the Snek!”

“FAT GOAT!”

“Why do I have a 275% in TA?”

“Why is Bill Gates not responding to my email?” “Well, what’s in the email?” “I asked him if he’s an alien.” “No wonder.” “I also asked him what he smells like.” “…oh.” “You should call him!” “I HAVE! It’s always an agent, saying” Insert agent imitation here “Mr. Gates can’t talk to you right now!”

“Mrs. Isham, Avery has a question!” “I have an answer!”

“I HAVE A FREAKING 84.92 IN MATH, BUT I TURNED IN AN ASSIGNMENT! SCREW MEAN, MEDIAN, AND MODE!”

"It's so loud I'm gonna vomit "

“The world is a triangle! We are but playthings for a higher being!”

"It exploded! THE APPLE EXPLODED!"

"I feel bad for your children."
"I don't have children - wait, no, I do."

"SHUT UP BOYKISSER!!!!"

"Student, will you hit other student for me? Because I'm not allowed to hit students." - my math teacher

"Student, will you hit other student for me? Because I'm not allowed to hit students." - my math teacher

hahahahhahahaha

"Brad Bitt looks like Jesus"

"Brad Bitt looks like Jesus"

who?

(Wrong chat I-)

oof

"Brad Bitt looks like Jesus"

who?

Brad Pitt

'So what are your feelings on the hanky-panky? Yay or nay?'

"WOOWIE THATS A CULE THAT IS BLUE"

"STOP TRYING TO FIGURE OUT MY CURSH WITH BLUES CLUES"

• "Lactose intolerant people can't drink breast milk." – silence – "What does that have to do with Legos?"

"There is no way i am pushing 5 kids out of my v@g!n@, Bill"

"YOUR MOM IS A HAIR DRYER!!!”

"I heard he pushed a teacher down the stairs" "He just showed her his south park underwear" "Oh."

It has come to my attention that I talk to myself while I draw, so here are some of my quotes:

• "Holy- oh my god, that looks like a broken finger."
• "Aw, yeah. That's a delicious-looking line right there, buckaroo-ski."
• "Maybe I should just burn the house down."
• "He's not supposed to be cute, he's supposed to bite ears off."
• "THAT'S WHO THIS BASTARD REMINDS ME OF - BOWSER JR."

XDD

Some quotes from the group chat

• "I love how nobody questioned my pain filled post from 1 in the morning" "As a man I know when to shut up"
• "Skrunkly" "STOP SAYING SKRUNKLY TO EVERYTHING" "Skrunkly"
• "Yeah, my mom seems to like you. "YOUR MOM LIKES ME???" "Yeah, she keeps saying that you should come over"
• "I have had to threaten to not curb stomp 2 people TODAY." "I was one of them"

"We killed them still." "Ya it was definitely our fault."
"We killed that bear for this"
"We killed every bear"
"I think that we should all go live in tents or die!"