“He’s hot” “He’s in his 40’s” “Oh so he’s a dilf, even better” -random Pinterest comments user unknown

P e d r o P a s c a l?

XDDDDD

“He’s hot” “He’s in his 40’s” “Oh so he’s a dilf, even better” -random Pinterest comments user unknown

P e d r o P a s c a l?

No but that’s a good guess
_{he’s hot as the mandalorian tho cough what}

Here’s another bit!
“Tell your parents they named you wrong. There’s not supposed to be an E!”
“The ‘E’ is silent in my name… I’d be Jah-mez Eh-veh-rehtt if it wasn’t!”
“Go harry potter, shoot that cop off of the building! Yeah, shoot him off the airship!”
“For future reference… WHO ARE YOU????”
“The future is in the palm of your face! Don’t stop swimming or you’ll die! I looked up some inspirational shark mantras!”
“No drugs, no swearing, no naked women, perfect!”
“Public execution!”
“PHYSICAL BODY DAMAGE LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
“My booty don’t jiggle-jiggle, it’s flat. You wanna see it wiggle-wiggle? TOO BAD. But listen… My personality is THICC. And my heart, is even THICCER.”
“OH MY GOSH, SHE SAID I COULD HAVE A SIP OF HER DR. PEPPER, AHHHHHH!”
“SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIII”
“Girl, kick that boy so hard in the gut. He deserves it.” “He’s my brother…” “Oh.”
“In my defense, he did try to kill me with a graham cracker.”
“Peacocks are colored turkeys CONFIRMED!!!”
“Somehow I brought eight lunch bags…”
“Let's play a game. It’s called Jingle Clan!!!”
“Our chickens do drugs.”
“I’m actually glad the person who gave us that boring non-electric urn died.”
“I’m France.” “You’re french.” “No, I’m FRANCE!” “Pfff. Sure. And I’m Britain. I mean… British.” Walks over to friend. “I’m glad we’re not related.” “How do you know we’re not related?” “I’m better than you.”
“Nice carrot, Carrie.”
“THERE’S A TAMPON ON THE CEILING, LILY!”

“Go harry potter, shoot that cop off of the building! Yeah, shoot him off the airship!”

Who gave my boy Hazza P a gun

“Go harry potter, shoot that cop off of the building! Yeah, shoot him off the airship!”

Who gave my boy Hazza P a gun

Honestly, who knows…

“Go harry potter, shoot that cop off of the building! Yeah, shoot him off the airship!”

Who gave my boy Hazza P a gun

Honestly, who knows…

yells into the distance HAGRID WAS IT YOU

“Go harry potter, shoot that cop off of the building! Yeah, shoot him off the airship!”

Who gave my boy Hazza P a gun

Honestly, who knows…

yells into the distance HAGRID WAS IT YOU

yelling as well MY GOSH MY GUY, SO HELP MEEEEEE-

"Stop scratching my butthole"
"If you say emwail one more time I will castrate you."

Should I @ the new guy here

Should I @ the new guy here

idk

Sure, I think that would be great-

@JaidenEntertainmentTM

Pretty much what the title says.
Random Quotes we overheard.

Somebody else @ them to the Art Chat, I gotta go do something.

Oh. Hi-

Oh. Hi-

Hello fRiEnD-

"I wish i were a normal teenager"
"What do you mean, you're perfectly normal?"
"I just walked around the house with a bag of broccoli florets, occasionally munching, with dog blood on my hands, while I look for his tooth."
"Ah."

"I wish i were a normal teenager"
"What do you mean, you're perfectly normal?"
"I just walked around the house with a bag of broccoli florets, occasionally munching, with dog blood on my hands, while I look for his tooth."
"Ah."

XDD

"I wish i were a normal teenager"
"What do you mean, you're perfectly normal?"
"I just walked around the house with a bag of broccoli florets, occasionally munching, with dog blood on my hands, while I look for his tooth."
"Ah."

XDD

I'm now watching the prom

(Me so badly wanting to post my own quotes—)

dew it

(Me so badly wanting to post my own quotes—)

dew it

(Mk)

"The easter bunny thinks I'm a slut. Hes right"

"…and I was so mad because I'm on the phone with this knucklehead and she goes _nnNNNyuRK like a sea lion."

“Hohoho, what do you want for Christmas?” “A real gun!” “Hohoho! You won’t shoot your eye out, will you?” “No! But I’ll shoot my brother! I’m plotting a dur-mer!” “Hohohoooohboy….. And how old are you?” “Three!”
“Hohoho! What do you want for christmas?” “A freeze-dried cow!”
“Because chickens are basically dinosaurs, are dino-nuggies ACTUALLY dinos?”
“Is the fruit orange named after the color orange because oranges are orange, or is the color orange named after the fruit orange?” “I’ve never witnessed someone say the word “orange” six times in one sentence and it makes sense. You’re a life changer, Mannii.”
“Are you my Dad? No? Dad, is that you? No? DAD! Dad! I thought I recognized you…are you my dad? No? OH MY GOSH DAD!!!! THERE YOU ARE!!!!”
“dOn’T tOuCh mE, bRuH.”
“Mrs. Science Teacher?” “Ya” “Where’s the- shut up Ben.”
“We made craters.”
“oH mY gAwSh mAx, sTaWp!!! NO STAWP!!! yOu’Re sO fUnNy mAx jUsT sTawP!
“Jimmy Janga”
“Can you shut up?” “No, you're just jealous that you're not as good a singer as me and Max. Just close your ears. No that's plugging your ears, you have to close them” “oh, ok”
“Nacho, taco, chimichanggaaaaaaaa celebrate, our differences!”
“mAx iS jUsT mY LiTtLe gUrU mOnkEy!”
“Why can’t you just be my daddy?” isaac “WHAT DID I JUST HEAR?!”