Should I @ the new guy here

idk

Sure, I think that would be great-

@JaidenEntertainmentTM

Pretty much what the title says.
Random Quotes we overheard.

Somebody else @ them to the Art Chat, I gotta go do something.

Oh. Hi-

Oh. Hi-

Hello fRiEnD-

"I wish i were a normal teenager"
"What do you mean, you're perfectly normal?"
"I just walked around the house with a bag of broccoli florets, occasionally munching, with dog blood on my hands, while I look for his tooth."
"Ah."

"I wish i were a normal teenager"
"What do you mean, you're perfectly normal?"
"I just walked around the house with a bag of broccoli florets, occasionally munching, with dog blood on my hands, while I look for his tooth."
"Ah."

XDD

"I wish i were a normal teenager"
"What do you mean, you're perfectly normal?"
"I just walked around the house with a bag of broccoli florets, occasionally munching, with dog blood on my hands, while I look for his tooth."
"Ah."

XDD

I'm now watching the prom

(Me so badly wanting to post my own quotes—)

dew it

(Me so badly wanting to post my own quotes—)

dew it

(Mk)

"The easter bunny thinks I'm a slut. Hes right"

"…and I was so mad because I'm on the phone with this knucklehead and she goes _nnNNNyuRK like a sea lion."

“Hohoho, what do you want for Christmas?” “A real gun!” “Hohoho! You won’t shoot your eye out, will you?” “No! But I’ll shoot my brother! I’m plotting a dur-mer!” “Hohohoooohboy….. And how old are you?” “Three!”
“Hohoho! What do you want for christmas?” “A freeze-dried cow!”
“Because chickens are basically dinosaurs, are dino-nuggies ACTUALLY dinos?”
“Is the fruit orange named after the color orange because oranges are orange, or is the color orange named after the fruit orange?” “I’ve never witnessed someone say the word “orange” six times in one sentence and it makes sense. You’re a life changer, Mannii.”
“Are you my Dad? No? Dad, is that you? No? DAD! Dad! I thought I recognized you…are you my dad? No? OH MY GOSH DAD!!!! THERE YOU ARE!!!!”
“dOn’T tOuCh mE, bRuH.”
“Mrs. Science Teacher?” “Ya” “Where’s the- shut up Ben.”
“We made craters.”
“oH mY gAwSh mAx, sTaWp!!! NO STAWP!!! yOu’Re sO fUnNy mAx jUsT sTawP!
“Jimmy Janga”
“Can you shut up?” “No, you're just jealous that you're not as good a singer as me and Max. Just close your ears. No that's plugging your ears, you have to close them” “oh, ok”
“Nacho, taco, chimichanggaaaaaaaa celebrate, our differences!”
“mAx iS jUsT mY LiTtLe gUrU mOnkEy!”
“Why can’t you just be my daddy?” isaac “WHAT DID I JUST HEAR?!”

"I will fuck your parackeet"
"Is that a bet?" "no???" "ALRIGHT BET!"
"Will I get a heart attach if I chug this monster? Probably. Am I about to do it anyways? Defanitly"

"The puppet is only 13 apples tall"

“Amber, my ears are SO itchy!”
“I love yOu dad”
“Oh my gosh, I’m, like, stepping in beetle juice!”
“Mrs. Science Teacher?” “Yes?” “Can you adopt me?” “Um…” “Can I adopt your dog?”
“If you saw Bill Gates on a skyscraper about to jump, what would you do?” “Probably scream, Jack. Obviously.” “Yeah… well I’m only on the planet because I’m the one percent of people who would stand there with popcorn screaming ‘DO A BACKFLIP!!!’”
“Does anyone else wonder how they go to sleep with their blankets, then wake up while laying in the same position except the blankets are on the other side of the room?”
“Who stole my hat?” “…I’d rather not say…”
"Ah, parades. The only time of the year when I can legally run into traffic and fight children for candy."
“Mrs. Science Teacher, I’m going to make an inflatable dartboard!”
“Ugh, I hate when people spell “school” like that. It’s obviously wrong, you DON’T put the second “o” before the first “o”. YOU IMMATURE WATERMELON REGURGITATORS.”
“I, SIR PURRYWHISKERS, AM YOUR MASTER!!!”
“Did you know the guy who invented Pringles is now buried in a Pringles can? Imagine living a whole life for your family to be
like, hm, let’s just squeeze his corpse into a can with crumbs and seasoning!”
“Swans are just female geese though…right?”
“This weekend, I’m just going to sit around in my pants eating cheese.”
“DID DINOSAURS HAVE NIPPLES?”

"The puppet is only 13 apples tall"

NO he's 12 apples tall.

;-;

Me explaining to a friend how cicadas work, entering a car with a couple more friends: “Cicadas scream when they look for a mate”
Friend in the car: “I scream when I mate”
(Next part a bit of an inside joke)
Me: “Well when we hear you screaming we’ll know you’ve found your Australian guy”
_{not sure if this counts as a quote}

I can taste shapes- 0-o

Me explaining to a friend how cicadas work, entering a car with a couple more friends: “Cicadas scream when they look for a mate”
Friend in the car: “I scream when I mate”
(Next part a bit of an inside joke)
Me: “Well when we hear you screaming we’ll know you’ve found your Australian guy”
_{not sure if this counts as a quote}

Omg- wtf-
XDDDDD

Me explaining to a friend how cicadas work, entering a car with a couple more friends: “Cicadas scream when they look for a mate”
Friend in the car: “I scream when I mate”
(Next part a bit of an inside joke)
Me: “Well when we hear you screaming we’ll know you’ve found your Australian guy”
_{not sure if this counts as a quote}

Omg- wtf-
XDDDDD

XDDDDDD

Me explaining to a friend how cicadas work, entering a car with a couple more friends: “Cicadas scream when they look for a mate”
Friend in the car: “I scream when I mate”
(Next part a bit of an inside joke)
Me: “Well when we hear you screaming we’ll know you’ve found your Australian guy”
_{not sure if this counts as a quote}

Omg- wtf-
XDDDDD

XDDDDDD

The friend who said the thing is- very attracted to Australian accents. It’s hilarious and my group makes fun of her for it every chance we can :}

Slay XD

Me explaining to a friend how cicadas work, entering a car with a couple more friends: “Cicadas scream when they look for a mate”
Friend in the car: “I scream when I mate”
(Next part a bit of an inside joke)
Me: “Well when we hear you screaming we’ll know you’ve found your Australian guy”
_{not sure if this counts as a quote}

Omg- wtf-
XDDDDD

XDDDDDD

The friend who said the thing is- very attracted to Australian accents. It’s hilarious and my group makes fun of her for it every chance we can :}

Lol, I mean. . . They are hot- XDDDDDD
Anyways walks away whistling You heard nothing.

Me explaining to a friend how cicadas work, entering a car with a couple more friends: “Cicadas scream when they look for a mate”
Friend in the car: “I scream when I mate”
(Next part a bit of an inside joke)
Me: “Well when we hear you screaming we’ll know you’ve found your Australian guy”
_{not sure if this counts as a quote}

Omg- wtf-
XDDDDD

XDDDDDD

The friend who said the thing is- very attracted to Australian accents. It’s hilarious and my group makes fun of her for it every chance we can :}

Lol, I mean. . . They are hot- XDDDDDD
Anyways walks away whistling You heard nothing.

Heard what? I didn’t hear anything 🤔

Me explaining to a friend how cicadas work, entering a car with a couple more friends: “Cicadas scream when they look for a mate”
Friend in the car: “I scream when I mate”
(Next part a bit of an inside joke)
Me: “Well when we hear you screaming we’ll know you’ve found your Australian guy”
_{not sure if this counts as a quote}

Omg- wtf-
XDDDDD

XDDDDDD

The friend who said the thing is- very attracted to Australian accents. It’s hilarious and my group makes fun of her for it every chance we can :}

Lol, I mean. . . They are hot- XDDDDDD
Anyways walks away whistling You heard nothing.

Heard what? I didn’t hear anything 🤔

Exactly.

"Would you like some marshmallows to roast with your burning home?"