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“Please bring your costumes back later this week. We don’t want you leaving naked!” “But I want to feel the BREEZE!”
“Wait. So he was with you, had a few children, divorced you, then had a child with another woman, the child being me, then left for another lady? Is the poor child aware of any of this…game?” “Nope!”
“I want to make my wifi password “wontoo3fore567ate9” so if anybody asks, it’s “123456789!”
“I want “Another One Bites the Dust” to be my funeral song!!!”
“I dOn’T wAn’T tO pWaCtiCe mY cApiTaWL Q’s, i wAnT tO fiGhT cWiMe iN gOfFaM!”
“Do you think if I asked Isaiah to sing at my funeral, he would say yes?”
“I don’t trust Bs.”
“If we find the dollars with mustaches on them, we get free food at the concession stand!”
“Grab my foot and pull!”
“Hello, my Crunchy Little Piece of Cilantro!”
“Isaiah is just banned…in GENERAL!”
“Wait- I-I-Isaiah loves glitter? I’VE FOUND MY KIND!!!”
“ISAIAH SHALL BE HIT WITH SPIIIIITE! SPITE HIM TAYLOR, SPITE!” “nOoOO!”
“January, February, March, April, May, June… jAsOn dErULo-”
“Did halloween happen again?” “No, we had closing night of the play.” * proceeds to preform the opening number for two random gas station employees *
“Months of the week!!!! January, february, march, and wednesday, thursday, friday,” “June~~~~” “These are the months of the week!”
“I can solve one of those by throwing things.”
“The letter “E” is the most used letter on this list, with a whopping 11,063 uses overall. And the letter “Q” is the least used, with an eXtRa whopping 65 uses!”
“Crochet Hook has stopped frequently appearing in my dreams. But someone else has. Should I be concerned?”
“You see, when you’re me, you can hunch over on your back, and no one will suspect anything.” “Chicken stole your scoliosis water bottle!” “She has a point. I didn’t suspect a thing.”
“YOU CAN’T BUY HOT POCKETS! YOU CAN ONLY BUY COLD POCKETS! YOU ARE EXPECTED TO SUPPLY THE HEAT, YOURSELF! DON’T BELIEVE THE LIES!”
“What is a group of bunnies hopping backwards called? A receding hare-line!” “You concern me.”
“Look! It’s a line of people named Carol!” “sWeEt cArOL-LiNe!”
“That book is huge! Where did you find it?” (Lila sends an image) Oh! That's the one I ran into when I had a squishmello on my head!!! ✨tHe mOrE yOu kNoW✨”
“Hashtag, sLaYqUeEngiRLbOsS!”
“I wISH I HAD A GAY GRAnDpA!”
“It’s a Borger!” “Or a hortdorg!” “HORTDORG!”
“My locker combination is 0-0-0 and my locker number is ✨negative 5✨!”
“Don’t bite your fingernails, that's how I got an ingrown toenail!”
“I don’t know what I’m doing. … That’s the quote of my life.”
“Spotify is recommending me #emo music that’s not me!”
“ I could cook a pancake on my thigh!”
“He had had his marbles, lost his marbles, and then found his marbles!”
“You may smell cows and manure, but I smell money!”
“DEAD SKIN! mAKE A SMoOTHiE!”
“WHY ARE WE SELLING MY HAIR!” “BECAUSE YOU DIED”
“I NEED A SCREWDRIVER!” “For what?” “For my SHOE!”
“It’s a bLuUuuUUUUUUUUe rUbBeRbAnD!”
Student struggles to open locker for video Teacher opens locker first try “Amateurs.”
“There is a line of people who want to hit you. Do you want to know what that’s called? A punchline!” “Haha! More people join the line. Do you want to know what it’s called now? A Continued punchline!” both die of laughter
“If you’re tired and you know it, clap your hands! cLaP cLaP If you’re tired and you know it, clap your hands! cLaP cLaP If you’re tired and you know it, and you really want to show it, if you’re tired and you know it, fall on the floor! falls”
“Mystical Amazing Pepper Transplant!”
“My leg is your canvas!”
“I make money from drug dealing. Kidnapping is just my hobby.”
“Just because I’m the drug dealer doesn’t mean I use them!”
“Momma? What would happen if Jesus jumped off of a diving board?”
“Woah! That’s a lot of toilets!”
“Woah! I want a paper airplane!” dies of paper airplane hitting him
“HE MISSED THE HANDBURGER”
“THE GIANT TOILET OUTSIDE IS HERE TO KILL US! EVERYBODY HIIIIDE!”
“Doesn’t look like you’re putting away your shoes!” “iM LiStEniNg tO aN aUdiOboOk bEcaUsE yOu sTrEsSed mE oUt!”
“Mom. Oldest Child Appreciation Day is on October 20th. eyebrow lift”
(Cannon) “There’s like, a bunch of random people that get my number from BeReal, and they’re like “hEy”, and I’m like, “oH hEy bAbe, wink how are you?” (Lila) gasp “I’m not friends with Cannon on BeReal, guys. I don’t feel BeRealed, I feel BeTrayed.” (Morgan) “Everybody gets Cannon’s number through me, I don’t know why! I get like, 5 texts a day asking, “hEy cAn yOu giVe mE cAnNon’S nUmbEr?” And I reply with “…sure?” (Chicken) “I think that’s how I got Cannon’s number…” (Kambree) “People are scared of Cannon.” (Cannon) bites at her (Raya) confusion as she watches everything unfold (Lila) “Ehh, I could take him in a fight. I could take him in a fight.” (Cannon) evil glare (Kambree, whispering) “hE’s a fUrRy!” (Cannon) deathly side eye
“If you and I were on an island together, and I died, reincarnated as a banana, and that was your only source of nutrition, would you eat me?”
“FUJI.”
“I’m trying to imagine you as a hero in my latest fantasy and it’s not working.” “Sometimes I imagine that my friends are girls.” “…that is the most random thing I have heard all day.”
“And then you started talking about her feet.”
“Clap No Clap Body Clap Asked Clap You Clap B***”
“Did anyone else chew on things when they were little?? My old barbies have chewed up hands and feet. I also had this red donkey thing that I used to chew on, it was like a hippity-hop.” “Polly Pocket items!”
“See those boots right there those would be a chew toy 5 year old me i know.”
“So because he had salmonella-” “HE GAVE BIRTH!!!” “No he had SALMONELLA.” “Oh, I thought that you said he had Sam and Ella.”
“Them boots be a chew toy. Mmm. And after a while, they had a pleasant taste.”
“Snitches are witches who end up in ditches because they ate fishes!”
“My mind immediately went ✨CANCER✨” “YAS”
“We need the stars they make the cancer look pretty.”
“No. Salmonella, he vomited.”
“I have unlocked new power! BEHOLD- (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧”
“Name an object Quick!” “Evil Smile” “Appropriate!!!! Appropriate!!!!”
“When your bisexual friend introduces you to a song about a closeted lesbian and it's actually good.”
“Did you just smash my mouse?”
🎶“I'm so lost from a romantic paradise..”🎶 “Oh no, Where did your pair of dice go 😞”
“If you picked a goat, and he opened a goat, would you switch to get the car?”
