(Hi, kids, I came back.)
Nathaniel: All Fruit Loops are the same flavor
Alene:
Alene: yoU TAKE THAT BACK
Rune: It's so hot out.
Orion: Well maybe you shouldn't have worn all grey.
Rune: This is a summer shade of black
Josiah, stroking Alene's hair: You're so tiny and adorable.
Alene: I could kill you in your sleep.
Josiah, with love in his eyes: I know, but you wouldn't!
Police officer: You're under arrest for-
Kym: Orion says if I miss dinner at the diner he'll break my fingers so I can't use knives, can I get a rain check?
Police officer: …Okay.
Daniella: You’re insane!
Sam: Thank goodness for that, because if I wasn’t, this would probably never work.
Daniella: What are you doing sitting outside the dorm?
Josiah: Nathaniel sent me out here to think about what I've done.
Daniella: And what did you do?
Josiah: Cooked eggs on the stove without a frying pan.
Orion: I saw the most beautiful thing outside today.
Kym: That's strange, I've been inside the entire day.
Kym searching up: [how to say fuck you in a nice way]
Sam: Why are you searching that-
Kym: Last time I said "fuck you", I made Josiah cry on accident and got scolded by Alene.
Isabella : Just say "va te faire foutre", he won't understand.
Sam: What if he asks what it means?
Kym: Then I'll tell him it means I love you in French.
Sam: Nice.
Nathaniel: "Go to hell" is so abstract.
Nathaniel: "Get trapped in a porta-potty for 67 days"- Now that's specific. That's possible. That's terrifying.
Alene: So I'm kind of obsessed with raw pasta and yesterday in my backyard I stabbed a bee to death with raw pasta.
Josiah: Did you know that you can teleport to 11,22,33 with a command?
Sam: In Minecraft? Why would you?
Josiah: Because then you could teleport.
Rune: Is that useful?
Josiah: Well if we could teleport right now we wouldn't have to hike.
Rune: Fair enough.
Alene: Are you a Russian spy?
Rune (who is Russian): What? Why?
Alene: I read about the Cold War. There were Russian spies. So are you?
Rune: …No.
Alene: That's what a Russian spy would say!