forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo
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@HighPockets group

Barry: Claudio, we can't go in here! It says 18+ and there are only two of us.
Claudio: You're such an idiot sometimes.
Claudio: Just invite more people.

Vivian: You’re insane!
Oleander: Thank goodness for that, because if I wasn’t, this would probably never work.

Maia: Weird how engraving someone’s name on a dagger signifies the dagger’s owner, but engraving it on a bullet signifies the bullet’s intended target.
Cedar: This conundrum is easily solved with my patented Dagger Gun.
Maia: Crossbow.
Cedar: Blocked.

@HighPockets group

Courtesy of @GameMaster

Robin: So I'm kind of obsessed with raw pasta and yesterday in my backyard I stabbed a bee to death with raw pasta.

Timothy: Do you know about the global economic crash of 2008?
Max: Yes
Timothy: Looks at Max in shock
Max: I mean you weren't even alive
Timothy: Well, I was born in 2011
Max: Yes, that's after 2008

Erica: Did you know that you can teleport to 11,22,33 with a command?
Theo: In Minecraft? Why would you?
Erica: Because then you could teleport.
Alice: Is that useful?
Erica: Well if we could teleport right now we wouldn't have to hike.
Alice: Fair enough.

Timothy: Are you a Russian spy?
Jackson: What? Why?
Timothy: I read about the Cold War. There were Russian spies. So are you?
Jackson:…no
Timothy: That's what a Russian spy would say!
Jackson: I'm not even Russian??

@GameMaster group

Courtesy of @GameMaster

Robin: So I'm kind of obsessed with raw pasta and yesterday in my backyard I stabbed a bee to death with raw pasta.

Timothy: Do you know about the global economic crash of 2008?
Max: Yes
Timothy: Looks at me in shock
Max: I mean you weren't even alive
Timothy: Well, I was born in 2011
Max: Yes, that's after 2008

Erica: Did you know that you can teleport to 11,22,33 with a command?
Theo: In Minecraft? Why would you?
Erica: Because then you could teleport.
Alice: Is that useful?
Erica: Well if we could teleport right now we wouldn't have to hike.
Alice: Fair enough.

Timothy: Are you a Russian spy?
Jackson: What? Why?
Timothy: I read about the Cold War. There were Russian spies. So are you?
Jackson:…no
Timothy: That's what a Russian spy would say!
Jackson: I'm not even Russian??

These are real things that real children said to me in the past 48 hours. Summer camp is just the weirdest

Feowyn McAlister language

((imagine getting mugged in an alleyway by someone holding some type of bow, standing six feet away and telling you to just leave your stuff.))

As an archer this makes me very uncomfortable….

I would need to be at least 180 feet away from anyone before I had a hope of hitting them with any accuracy XD

@Starfast group

Ara: If I make a mistake in English please don't correct me. I have no respect for this language.

Adelia: Your future self is hating you for the poor decisions you're making today.
Gerard: Bold of you to assume current me isnt also hating myself for making the decisions that i am making

Kit: anyone know any good books that make you cry?
Crispin: Gerard's diary
Gerard: He said good books.

Jackie (texting): Holly, there's a big ass spider outside the bathroom door. Can you come get rid of it?
Jackie: Please, I've been trying to leave the bathroom for 45 minutes.
Jackie: Holly?
Jackie: HOLLY?!?!
Holly (texting): Holly is dead, and you're next. Love, Spider :)

Kit: You’re insane!
Crispin: Thank goodness for that, because if I wasn’t, this would probably never work.

Crispin: I now have an ax!
Gerard: This is ominous.
Leo: This is great!

Holly: "Go to hell" is so abstract.
Holly: "Get trapped in a porta-potty for 67 months"- Now that's specific. That's possible. That's terrifying.

Holly: It's so hot out.
Brian: Well maybe you shouldn't have worn all black!
Holly: This is a summer island shade of black.

Kit: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same
Leo: Kill two
Crispin: Coward, kill ten

@Althalosian-is-the-father book

(Hi, kids, I came back.)

Nathaniel: All Fruit Loops are the same flavor
Alene:
Alene: yoU TAKE THAT BACK

Rune: It's so hot out.
Orion: Well maybe you shouldn't have worn all grey.
Rune: This is a summer shade of black

Josiah, stroking Alene's hair: You're so tiny and adorable.
Alene: I could kill you in your sleep.
Josiah, with love in his eyes: I know, but you wouldn't!

Police officer: You're under arrest for-
Kym: Orion says if I miss dinner at the diner he'll break my fingers so I can't use knives, can I get a rain check?
Police officer: …Okay.

Daniella: You’re insane!
Sam: Thank goodness for that, because if I wasn’t, this would probably never work.

Daniella: What are you doing sitting outside the dorm?
Josiah: Nathaniel sent me out here to think about what I've done.
Daniella: And what did you do?
Josiah: Cooked eggs on the stove without a frying pan.

Orion: I saw the most beautiful thing outside today.
Kym: That's strange, I've been inside the entire day.

Kym searching up: [how to say fuck you in a nice way]
Sam: Why are you searching that-
Kym: Last time I said "fuck you", I made Josiah cry on accident and got scolded by Alene.
Isabella : Just say "va te faire foutre", he won't understand.
Sam: What if he asks what it means?
Kym: Then I'll tell him it means I love you in French.
Sam: Nice.

Nathaniel: "Go to hell" is so abstract.
Nathaniel: "Get trapped in a porta-potty for 67 days"- Now that's specific. That's possible. That's terrifying.

Alene: So I'm kind of obsessed with raw pasta and yesterday in my backyard I stabbed a bee to death with raw pasta.

Josiah: Did you know that you can teleport to 11,22,33 with a command?
Sam: In Minecraft? Why would you?
Josiah: Because then you could teleport.
Rune: Is that useful?
Josiah: Well if we could teleport right now we wouldn't have to hike.
Rune: Fair enough.

Alene: Are you a Russian spy?
Rune (who is Russian): What? Why?
Alene: I read about the Cold War. There were Russian spies. So are you?
Rune: …No.
Alene: That's what a Russian spy would say!

@HighPockets group

Victor: If I make a mistake in English, please don't correct me. I have no respect for this language.

Bee, texting: Kate, there's a big ass spider outside the bathroom door. Can you come get rid of it?
Bee: Please, I've been trying to leave the bathroom for 45 minutes.
Bee: Kate?
Bee: KATE?!?!
Kate, texting: Kate is dead, and you're next. Love, Spider :)

Jackson: "Go to hell" is so abstract.
Jackson: "Get trapped in a porta-potty for 67 months"- Now that's specific. That's possible. That's terrifying.

@threesacult group

Emmett: If I make a mistake in English, please don't correct me. I have no respect for this language.

Elias, texting: Perry, there's a big ass spider outside the bathroom door. Can you come get rid of it?
Elias: Please, I've been trying to leave the bathroom for 45 minutes.
Elias: Perry?
Elias: PERRY?!?!
Perry, texting: Perry is dead, and you're next. Love, Spider :)

Cyrus: "Go to hell" is so abstract.
Cyrus: "Get trapped in a porta-potty for 67 months"— Now that's specific. That's possible. That's terrifying.

@Pickles group

(thank you fellow Lizzie for these gems)

Alex after arriving at a reservoir: WOOOOAAAHHH
Sophie: See? Wasn't it worth the hike up?
Alex: not really.

Emma: I bet I can beat you crossing the creek.
Sophie: Hey, we aren't racing across the creek, it's not safe.
Emma: That's why we want to do it.
Alex: WE WANNA DIE

Danny: Wow, my tie-dye looks great
Alex: Yeah it's really good
Danny: I like yours too
Alex: Yeah mine is better, I lied about yours being good

Alex: lying on the ground in the middle of the trail
Sophie: C'mon, the faster you go, the faster you get lunch and ice cream
Alex: Go away and let me die here

@Pickles group

Mr. Smith: And then we finish with chicken and carrot surprise casserole
Sophie: We don't have any chicken
Mr. Smith: That's the surprise

@Starfast group

Holly: What are you watching?
Brian: Unsolved Mysteries.
Holly: So, just Mysteries then?
Brian: Well—
Holly: Whatever. I’m going to go to the store to buy some edible food if you want anything.

@croccin-champagne

alex: tell mihael and lyss that i'm going to kill both of them for supporting lorelei wearing an outfit that sexy
ai: got it
alex: ….but also let them know i'm paying for dinner for them next time we go out
ai: dude which one is it

@knightinadream group

Fen: What if mayonnaise came in cans?
Jason: That would suck because you can't microwave metal.
Phillip: Good morning to everyone except you two.

Carmen: Adding "lmao" doesn't hide your pain.
Ash: Yes it does lmao.

Elijah: What was that sound?
JJ, who just smashed open the pickle jar: The sound of victory.

AJ: Ugh, why did I eat so much?
Ashley: Because the sign said "all you can eat" and you took that as a challenge.

Adrian: I think Jack is trying to murder me!
Basil: Don't be silly! Murder is illegal, he can't do that.