Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

lorelei: all of my exes' parents love me, but my uncle hates pretty much all of my exes. it's because i'm nice and bring baked goods from the bakery

ai: truth or dare
alex: truth
ai: how many hours have you slept this week
alex: dare
ai: go to sleep
alex: i don't like this game

lorelei: fight me
ray: ha, look at you. you're tiny. what are you gonna do, kick me in the ankle?

later

ai: uh…lyss, why is ray on the floor crying?
lyss: lorelei kicked him really hard in the ankle

ai: you missed practice, where were you?
lorelei and lyss: in a holding cell. sorry mom

alex(he's trying, okay. a for effort): how is the most beautiful person in the world doing?
lorelei: i think thema's doing alright but you should ask her
lyss: i'm also fine

gabe: what are you gonna do, stab me?
lyss:
gabe: i shouldn't have asked

lorelei: ugh, i'm cold
gabe: come over here, i've got a lighter and you're flammable
lyss, shooting him a glare: here, have my coat. and scarf. and let's get you inside, the last time you had a cold you were miserable to be around.

lorelei: i may be short but you're still beneath me

gabe, being a dick to a server for being slightly late: i'd like to speak to your manager about-
the entire team, who have all had to work customer service jobs(not including alex but he doesn't like gabe): dude shut up

lorelei, on team game night(kat included): alright, right hand on red
thema: ends up on top of kat
thema: okay you're doing this on purpose aren't you
lyss: she stopped spinning like fifteen turns ago, i'm surprised you didn't notice sooner. also half of us haven't even moved at all

lyss: absolutely not
lorelei:
lyss: what did i tell you about the puppy eyes
lorelei, sighing: it only works on everyone else

@sock

Ren: What was that sound?
Chan, who just smashed open a pickle jar: The sound of victory

@HighPockets

Georgie, after arriving at a reservoir: WOOOOAAAHHH
Julia: See? Wasn't it worth the hike up?
Georgie: Not really.

Della: I bet I can beat you crossing the creek.
Teagan: Hey, we aren't racing across the creek, it's not safe.
Theo: That's why we want to do it.
Della: WE WANNA DIE

Percy: Wow, my outfit looks great
Oscar: Yeah, it's really good
Percy: I like yours too
Oscar: Yeah, mine is better, I lied about yours being good

@HighPockets

Geneva: What are you watching?
Jackson: Unsolved Mysteries.
Geneva: So just mysteries then?
Jackson: Well—
Geneva: Whatever. I’m going to go to the store to buy some edible food if you want anything.

@HighPockets

Nell: You missed dinner, where were you?
Nich: In a holding cell. Sorry, cuz.

Evan: How is the most beautiful person in the world doing?
Ayla: I think Carrie's doing alright but you should ask her.
Celia: I'm also fine!

Jackson: What are you gonna do, stab me?
Jackson, 5 minutes later, bleeding profusely: I shouldn't have asked.

Therese: I may be short but you're still beneath me.

Claudio, to the barely-late waiter: I'd like to speak to your manager about-
Frankie, Kat, and Padma, perfectly in-synch: Dude, shut up

Alys: Absolutely not.
Petrichor:
Alys: What did I tell you about the puppy eyes?
Petrichor, sighing: It only works on everyone else.

@Reblod

Thana: I'm not going to pretend that I'm not here as a spy for a different cult

Jorvon: Sounds very bottom to me, my good bitch

@Reblod

(I realise those are wildly out of context but eh)

@threesacult

Dally: “People only care if you’re pretty”
Dally: Well, I’m pretty fucking stupid and yet no one cares about me.

Karma: I may be short, but you're still beneath me.

Quill: Ladies, gentlemen and bastards of assorted genders I am not vibing

@HighPockets

Georgie: “People only care if you’re pretty”
Georgie: Well, I’m pretty stupid and yet no one cares about me.

Maia: I may be short, but you're still beneath me.

Jackson: Ladies, gentlemen and bastards of assorted genders, I am not vibing

@HighPockets

Jon: You know, not every problem can be solved with a gun.
Therese: I do know.
Therese: That's why I carry two guns.

@sock

Elyas: I wish I could go to bed
Chan: Yeah? Well I wish I grew an inch taller everyday as you get an inch shorter until you're as flat as a piece of paper and I'm 11 feet tall
Elyas, in a squeaky voice: …What?
Ren: You're going to die of a mixture of skeletal instability and heart disease
Chan: Yeah, but I'll look good while doing it

@HighPockets

Robin: Ladies, gentlemen and bastards of assorted genders I am not vibing

@ElderGodSeeba bing bing 🐸

Markus: You ever wonder if you’re the bad guy in somebody else’s story?
Oliver: You babbling Fool, i am the bad guy in my own story.
———————–
Robin: I’ve got an AMAZING gaydar. I can tell if a person is gay or not just with a glance
Alfie: ive been in love with you for 2 years
Robin: YOU’VE WHAT
———————–
Memphis: Are you nervous?
Eric: …yes
Memphis: Is this your first time?
Eric: no…
Eric: I ve been nervous before.

@Pickles

Alex: I can tell you're trying to get a rise out of me or there's something wrong in your head
Alex: Either way it's your problem
Alex: But okay yeah if it's the first one, you've succeeded

@HighPockets

Cypress: You ever wonder if you’re the bad guy in somebody else’s story?
Oleander: You babbling fool, I'm the bad guy in my own story.

Oscar, before the first battle: Are you nervous?
Nathaniel: Yes.
Oscar: Is this your first time?
Nathaniel: No, I've been nervous before.

@SpookyScarySnoteleks

Law, before leaving Rhea: Are you nervous?
Jax: Yes.
Law: Is this your first time?
Jax: No, I've been nervous before.

@Yamatsu

Guinevere: HARKER! Check your position!
Harker: Barking Toad, twelve o'clock, by the brown lizard, ma'am!
Guinevere: Emperor's tap-dancing thyroid gland! EVERYONE! DANGER! RETREAT IMMEDIATELY!
Sharla, confused: What?
Harker: Shiaran Barking Toad, miss! The most poisonous creature in the world! It'll let rip a cloud of toxins that'll kill anything if it's feelin' threatened! Even fully sealed plate armor don't help!
Sharla: Are you serious?
Guinevere: It's a lesser one, so situation's under control. Everyone step out of its immediate vicinity.
Sharla, still confused: All right? I do not want to believe you, but I do. Yama, step away from the frog.
Yama: I would like to pet this creature.
Sharla: Don't do that.
Yama: It would be but a single boop on its noggin!
Sharla: Do not boop that merry suicide bomber.
Yama: I want to boop the snoot!
Sharla: Stop wanting.
Yama: But!!
Sharla: STOP!
Yama: MUST!
Sharla: YAMA!
Yama: BUT BOOP!
Sharla: NO BOOPING!!
Yama: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
Everyone else: Screaming
Squeaky noise
Barking Toad: PPPFFFOOOOOOOPH!
Yama: Ha ha ha! dies

@knightinadream

[Sebastian added Jaesung to the group]
Sebastian: Dad
Maeng: Dad
Basil: Dad
Jack: Dad
Chansung: Dad
Minwoo: Dad
Adrian: Daddy
[Jaesung has left the chat]

a loud sound
Byungho: What was that?
C.Ro: My shirt fell down the stairs.
Byungho: That sounded louder than a shirt.
C.Ro: I was in it.

Khyung: Are you okay?
Astra, face flat on the floor: I'm having some me time.

Kimmie: Did you know that atoms never touch each other? And since we're made of atoms, we've never touched anything in our entire lives. So to answer your question, officer, no I did not punch that man.
The officer:

PJ: You ever feel like you're being watched?
Maestro: All the time. When you look this good, you have to get used to it.

@threesacult

Cyrus: Did you know that atoms never touch each other? And since we're made of atoms, we've never touched anything in our entire lives. So to answer your question, Officer Kane, no I did not punch that man.
Anthony:

Anthony and Cyrus: I’ve only known Quill for three hours, but if anything happened to her, I’d kill everyone in this room and then myself

Quill: You ever feel like you're being watched?
Jack: All the time. When you look this good, you have to get used to it.

Jack: To all the people saying they want to rail me-
Jack: I…I’m not a train?? I can’t do that???

Quill: You think kindness doesn’t exist, you pathetic nihilist? How about you go look into the big beautiful eyes of a cow? What do you think now asshole

Love: You need to go to therapy.
Jack: Stop trusting everyone in my life? Try to control all my emotions?
Love: No, you need to go to therapy.
Jack: Hide everything about myself to be mysterious!
Love: Go. To. THERAPY.
Jack: Oh! Fall into a pit of paranoia!
Love: THERAPY

Azazel: Do you prefer women or men?
The Sandman: I’d prefer death

@HighPockets

Victor: Did you know that atoms never touch each other? And since we're made of atoms, we've never touched anything in our entire lives. So to answer your question, sir, Geneva did not punch that man.
Mr. Flynn:

Erik, about the Expedition Corp: I’ve only known these five soldiers for three hours, but if anything happened to them, I’d kill everyone in this kingdom and then myself.

Esther: You ever feel like you're being watched?
Oleander: All the time. When you look this good, you have to get used to it.

Kate: To all the people saying they want to "rail" me…
Kate: I’m not a train. I can’t do that.

Marisol: You think kindness doesn’t exist, you pathetic nihilist? How about you go look into the big beautiful eyes of a cow? What do you think now, asshole?

Della: You need to go to therapy.
Beck: Stop trusting everyone in my life? Try to control all my emotions?
Della: No, you need to go to therapy.
Beck: Hide everything about myself to be mysterious!
Della: Go. To. THERAPY.
Beck: Oh! Fall into a pit of paranoia!
Della: THERAPY!

Darius: Do you prefer women or men?
Nich: I’d prefer cash.

@SpookyScarySnoteleks

Jax: You think kindness doesn’t exist, you pathetic nihilist? How about you go look into the big beautiful eyes of a polar bear? What do you think now, butthole?

Azami: Do you prefer women or men?
Nami: I’d prefer cash.

Azami: To all the people saying they want to rail me-
Azami: I…I’m not a train?? I can’t do that???

Law: I’ve only known Jax for three hours, but if anything happened to her, I’d kill everyone in this submarine and then myself.

Bartolomeo: You ever feel like you're being watched?
Cavendish: All the time. When you look this good, you have to get used to it.

@HighPockets

Ophelia: You think kindness doesn’t exist, you pathetic nihilist? How about you go look into the big beautiful eyes of a polar bear? What do you think now, you bastard?

Wisteria: To all the people saying they want to rail me-
Wisteria: I…I’m not a train?? I can’t do that???

@Althalosian-is-the-father

Gaiesh: You ever wonder if you’re the bad guy in somebody else’s story?
Neirym: You babbling fool, I'm the bad guy in my own story.

Daniella, before the first battle: Are you nervous?
Nathaniel: Yes.
Daniella: Is this your first time?
Nathaniel: No, I've been nervous before.

@Althalosian-is-the-father

Thana: I'm not going to pretend that I'm not here as a spy for a different cult

I have a Thana too!

@Althalosian-is-the-father

Kym: Did you know that atoms never touch each other? And since we're made of atoms, we've never touched anything in our entire lives. So to answer your question, Officer, no I did not punch that man.

Sam: You ever feel like you're being watched?
Kym: All the time. When you look this good, you have to get used to it.

Orion: Do you prefer women or men?
Octavia: I prefer death.

@knightinadream

Haeil: Can you guys just TRY to see it from MY perspective?
Jaesung: [gets on knees]
Hyungwon: [crouches down]
Haeil:
Haeil: I will kill you both in your sleep.

Knight: If I die, I want you to carry my coffin.
Ash: That is very kind of you.
Knight: So you can let me down one more time.

Pearl: I got my license two years ago.
Khyung: What? Why didn't you say anything?
Pearl: I like being chauffeured around.
Pearl: It makes me feel important.

Kimin: I like a guy that's environmentally aware.
Adrian, pointing at the sky: That's a cloud.

Matthew: When Basil sleeps, does he dream in French or Korean?
Seokju: Bold of you to assume that Basil actually sleeps.

@Pickles

~~Alex is short, brief edition~~

Alex: Can you guys just TRY to see it from MY perspective?
Ryan: [gets on knees]
Hunter: [crouches down]
Alex:
Alex: I will kill you both in your sleep.

Ryan, bending over: Wow, no wonder you're so mad all the time, it sucks down here
Alex: I'm going to slaughter you like a cow

@HighPockets

Alys: If I die, I want you to carry my coffin.
Oleander: That is very kind of you.
Alys: So you can let me down one more time.

Bee: I got my license two years ago.
Kate: What? Why didn't you say anything?
Bee: I like being chauffeured around.
Bee: It makes me feel important.

Alessandra: I like a guy that's environmentally aware.
Percy, pointing at the sky: That's a cloud.

Alice: When Victor sleeps, does he dream in French or English?
Henry, who lives with Victor: Bold of you to assume that Victor actually sleeps.

@HighPockets

Nich, bending over: Wow, no wonder you're so mad all the time, it sucks down here
Therese: I'm going to slaughter you like a cow.

@GameMaster