forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Started July 17, 2020 by @HighPockets group

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Asia: you sure you’re sober enough to drive?
Alec: yeah, I didn’t drink anything
Asia: Okay, go get the car
Marco: running after Alec
Asia: it’s okay he’s sober!
Marco: HE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO DRIVE
…
Isaac: Alec, you have beautiful eyes
Alec: You too
Jolene: …
Jolene: did I miss something?
Isaac: I’m straight, I just like his eyes
Jolene: you’re gay for his eyes
Isaac: exactly…wait, no
…
Alec: Hey babe
Amara: …did you just call me babe-
Alec: dID I fUckiNg sTutTeR?

(Fire Blanket 18- I just want this to end)

Marie, walking in wearing a new outfit: how do I look?
Lance: holy shit that’s the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen.
Marie: excuse you?!
Lance: no not you, the thing sitting beside you.
Kira: fuck you.
———————
Thomas: what do Kuroko, DetLev, and Alec all have in common?
Clementine: they’re fast, brave, good at volleyball—
Zackeri: tiny, feral, and ready to throw hands with God.
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Kuma: if the world was ending you’d come over, right?
Daneil: no
Kuma: …if the world was ending you’d come over, right-
Daneil: no.
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Asbjorn: consider the following,
Asbjorn: seatbelts. except they throw you out of your seat, and they’re called "yeetbelts."
Wynne: [whispers under his breath as he vigorously searches through his flashcards] what the fuck is a yeet.
———————
Shane: You sure know a lot about the law
Memphis: I do a lot of borderline illegal shit
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Markus: I will cry
Markus: You're going to make me cry
Kevin: Fucking sob bitch
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Oliver: So, what did you two do for Valentine's day?
[flashback to Nathan and Kuroko trashing a Japanese military hospital]
Nathan: Watched the Notebook.
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Lance: Red-heads are cute, I guess.
Eliott: [gasp]
Daneil: Just because he likes gingers, doesn't mean he likes you.
Lance: Setters are pretty cool, too.
Kira: [bigger gasp]
Daneil: Just because he thinks Setters are cool, doesn't mean he likes you.
Felix: I like people with eating disorders and daddy issues.
Eliott & Kira: Just because he likes people with EDs and depression, doesn't mean he likes you!
Daneil:
Daneil: Ok that one wasn't funny
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Faith: Feste! don’t let go!
Feste, hanging from the hotel balcony: WHY THE FUCK WOULD I LET GO???
———————
Psy: I think I forgot to sleep because I was looking at memes.
Phoenix: if you ever wonder why you have no friends, just remember that sentence.
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Thomas: you look good today!
Zackeri: I look good every day
Thomas: you make it very hard for me to flirt with you…
Zackeri: you make me hard.
Thomas: 👁👄👁
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Oliver: only intellectuals can say these four words quickly: “eye yam stew pig”
Nathan: oh come on, they’re not gonna fall for-
Kevin and Markus in unison: I AM STUPID!
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Jay: what’s the fastest way to a man’s heart?
Eric: through the third and fourth rib.
Jay: Thanks
Craig: ???
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Humour: I can’t believe Feste figured it out!
Humour: it’s you who’s always saying how stupid he is.
Generosity: I never said he was stupid.
Generosity: I said he’s a dumbass.
Generosity: crucial difference.

Alec: if the world was ending you’d come over, right?
Asia: Bitch, if the world was ending you know full well it would be our fault.

Cyrus: Sitting in Aria’s lap
Aria: Playing with Cyrus' hair
Quill: When you guys said girls’ night, this isn't what I was expecting

Quill: If the world was ending, you’d come over and say goodbye, right?
Cyrus: Bitch, if the world was ending you know full well it‘d be our fault

Quill: You sure know a lot about the law
Cyrus: I do a lot of borderline illegal shit

Jack: Oh, tiddlywinks!
Cyrus: JUST FUCKING SWEAR

Quill: What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart?
Jack: Though the third and fourth rib.
Quill: Thanks.
Anthony: ???

Samuel: You sure know a lot about the law
Nich: I do a lot of illegal shit

Samuel: Nich! Don’t let go!
Nich, hanging from the hotel balcony: WHY THE FUCK WOULD I LET GO???

Carrie: Sitting in Ayla's lap
Ayla: Playing with Carrie's' hair
Celia: When you guys said girls’ night, this isn't what I was expecting

Jackson: If the world was ending, you’d come over and say goodbye, right?
Geneva: Bitch, if the world was ending you know full well it‘d be our fault

Nell: Oh, tiddlywinks!
Therese: JUST FUCKING SWEAR

(👀 even normal highways scare me. They're so loud and fast and it's hard to control the car)

You drive in a straight line!

(👀 even normal highways scare me. They're so loud and fast and it's hard to control the car)

You drive in a straight line!

idk where you're driving but the road isn't straight and the car is hard to control when you're going 70

Casey: You sure you’re sober enough to drive?
Beck: Yeah, I didn’t drink anything
Casey: Okay, go get the car
Marisol: Running after Beck
Casey: It’s okay, he’s sober!
Marisol: HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE

keisha: you sure you’re sober enough to drive?
darcy: yeah, i didn’t drink anything
keisha: okay, go get the car
august: (running after darcy)
keisha: it’s okay she’s sober!
august: SHE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE
–
darcy: (sitting in page's lap)
page: (playing with darcy's hair)
callie: when you guys said girls’ night, this isn't what i was expecting

page: i wrote you a song
darcy: really?
page: yep! and i'll give you a clue, it's named after a pride and prejudice character
darcy: so, darcy?
page: no… that would have been better
–
callie: look, i don't like to throw around the word "butthead" often. if you call everyone a butthead, it kind of loses its impact. but i can say without hesitation that rex is being a real dick
–
jesse: do i need to be liked? absolutely not. i like to be liked. i enjoy being liked. i have to be liked. but it's not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised.
–
basil: swear words are banned in this house. if you say one, you'll be grounded.
cleo: heck
basil: you're on thin fucking ice, kid

Max: I wrote you a song
Alice: Really?
Max: Yep! And I'll give you a clue, it's named after a Lewis Carroll character
Alice: So, Alice?
Max: No…that would have been better-

Nell: Look, I don't like to throw around the word "butthead" often. If you call everyone a butthead, it kind of loses its impact. But I can say without hesitation that Samuel is being a real dick

Oberon: Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be successful.

Ayla: Swear words are banned in this house. If you say one, you'll be grounded.
Lysander: Heck
Carrie: You're on thin fucking ice, kid.

Evangeline: I wrote you a song
Silver: Really?
Evangeline: Yep! And I'll give you a clue, it's named after a precious metal
Silver: So, Silver?
Evangeline: No…that would have been better-

Demitri: Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to cause problems.

Vlad: Swear words are banned in this house. If you say one, you'll be grounded.
Nessa: Heck
Carpathia: You're on thin fucking ice, kid.

Eslanda: You may not know this, Inerys, but I am a flawed person-
Inerys: I do know that.
__
Pandora: reading the exorcist
Pandora: laughs
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Ziva: I know you can be "underwhelmed" and that you can be "overwhelmed" but…
Ziva: Can you ever just be "whelmed"?
Elias: …
Reia: I think you can in Bulgaria!
__
Alexander: Perhaps you could talk to the royal healer and she could give you something to ease your…
Morrigan: I am not mad, Alexander. I've just been in a very bad mood for 200 years.
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Elias: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong.
Ziva: You’re weak.
Reia: You’re strong.
Kalisha: You’re stupid.
__
Ziva: You sent a letter to Reia and not me?
Kalisha: Well, when you have a crazy theory you don’t call the voice of reason.
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Reia: I don’t cry about anything.
Elias: You were literally just crying about dragons.
Reia, crying: They can’t blow out their birthday candles!
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Cassius: I think I’m in love with Kenna.
Alexander: Congratulations. You’re officially the last one to know.

Oleander: You may not know this, Esther, but I am a flawed person-
Esther: I do know that.

Juniper: Perhaps you could talk to the royal healer and she could give you something to ease your…
Titania: I am not mad, Juniper. I've just been in a very bad mood for 200 years.

page: i think i’m in love with darcy
jesse: congratulations. you’re officially the last one to know
–
silas: (eating a cinnamon roll)
juniper: cannibalism.

Crystal: Kat, what are you doing here? Weren't you making spaghetti tacos with Zenith?
Katsumi: Well, I was.
Crystal: … was?
Katsumi: Well, I- it was just getting hot downstairs because of the fire.
Crystal: THE WHAT?!
(Downstairs, the kitchen is completely on fire)
Zenith, looking around: Oh, this isn't good.
________________________
Katsumi: Please shut up.
Zenith: Well, since you asked nicely, no.
________________________
Zenith: Ok, what's the first rule on this team?
John: Don't wake up Jayden before twelve if you want to live.
Zenith: Good, rule number two?
John: If Crystal says no, go to Katsumi.
Crystal: WHAT ARE YOU TEACHING HIM?!

Yama: Aqua, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Aqua: Uh… I think so, Yama, but three men in a tub? Ooh, that's unsanitary!

Eleanor: Eating a cinnamon roll
Christopher, barely glancing up from his book: Cannibalism.

Jax: Eating a cinnamon roll
Law: Cannibalism.

Law: Only intellectuals can say these four words quickly: “eye yam stew pig”
Jax: Oh come on, they’re not gonna fall for-
Luffy and Azami in unison: I AM STUPID!

Peregrine: Teigi, you have beautiful eyes.
Teigi: You too.
Perona: …
Perona: Did I miss something?
Peregrine: I’m lesbian, I just like his eyes.
Perona: You’re straight for his eyes.
Peregrine: Exactly…wait, no.