forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Started July 17, 2020 by @HighPockets group

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Oscar: I'm having salad for dinner
Oscar: Well, fruit salad
Oscar: Actually, it's mostly grapes
Oscar: Okay, it's all grapes
Oscar: Fermented grapes
Oscar:
Oscar: It's wine
Oscar: I'm having wine for dinner

Robin: I now have an ax!
Oberon: This is ominous.
Titania: This is great!

Beck: All Fruit Loops are the same flavor
Harper:
Harper: yoU TAKE THAT BACK

Geneva: It's so hot out
Jackson: Well maybe you shouldn't have worn all black
Geneva: This is a summer shade of black

Nell, stroking Therese's hair: You're so tiny and adorable
Therese: I could kill you in your sleep
Nell, with love in her eyes: I know, but you wouldn't!
Therese: Defeated grumbling

Darlene, reading a fortune cookie: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same
Trinity, with a mouth full of takeout: Kill two
Louis, chugging stale beer: Coward, kill ten

Lord Arnol: You have saved me, oh great king. I have a daughter, Marian. I would wish her to be your youngest son's wife.
Nathaniel: Gay fear

Peregrine: I'm having salad for dinner
Peregrine: Well, fruit salad
Peregrine: Actually, it's mostly grapes
Peregrine: Okay, it's all grapes
Peregrine: Fermented grapes
Peregrine:
Peregrine: It's wine
Peregrine: I'm having wine for dinner

Peregrine: It's so hot out.
Shanks: Well maybe you shouldn't have worn all black!
Peregrine: This is a summer island shade of black.

Ife: If you call yourself a switch, right? And you're shit on top and you mostly like receiving, you aren't a switch! You are a sPICY BOTTOM!!

Police officer: You're under arrest for-
Cyrus: Jack says if I miss dinner at the diner he'll break my fingers so I can't use knives, can I get a rain check?

Cyrus: I now have an ax!
Anthony: This is ominous.
Jack: This is great!

Quill: Dally, we can't go in here! It says 18+ and there are only two of us.
Dally: You're such an idiot sometimes.
Dally: Just invite more people.

Quill: You’re insane!
Jack: Thank goodness for that, because if I wasn’t, this would probably never work.

Quill: Weird how engraving someone’s name on a dagger signifies the dagger’s owner, but engraving it on a bullet signifies the bullet’s intended target.
Cyrus: This conundrum is easily solved with my patented Dagger Gun.
Anthony: Crossbow.
Cyrus: Blocked.

Love: If the Moon is made of cheese and Saturn is six, how many pancakes could you eat on Mars?
Karma: Yellow?
Jack: The correct answer is packing peanuts.
Emmett: Oh, I see, because you carry the two and-
Quill, who is not a bizarre immortal: What the hell is wrong with you guys

Haeil: What are you doing sitting outside the dorm?
Minwoo: Hyungwon sent me out here to think about what I've done.
Haeil: And what did you do?
Minwoo: Cooked eggs on the stove without a frying pan.

Chae: I saw the most beautiful thing outside today.
Kimmie: That's strange, I've been inside the entire day.

Seokju searching up: [how to say fuck you in a nice way]
Matthew: Why are you searching that-
Seokju: Last time I said "fuck you", I made Chansung cry on accident and got scolded by Jaesung.
Basil: Just say "va te faire foutre", he won't understand.
Matthew: What if he asks what it means?
Seokju: Then I'll tell him it means I love you in French.
Matthew: Nice.

Myung: I wanna do some bad things to you.
Jason: Oh really? For example??
Myung: Break your neck.

AJ: "Go to hell" is so abstract.
AJ: "Get trapped in a porta-potty for 67 months"- Now that's specific. That's possible. That's terrifying.

Barry: Claudio, we can't go in here! It says 18+ and there are only two of us.
Claudio: You're such an idiot sometimes.
Claudio: Just invite more people.

Vivian: You’re insane!
Oleander: Thank goodness for that, because if I wasn’t, this would probably never work.

Maia: Weird how engraving someone’s name on a dagger signifies the dagger’s owner, but engraving it on a bullet signifies the bullet’s intended target.
Cedar: This conundrum is easily solved with my patented Dagger Gun.
Maia: Crossbow.
Cedar: Blocked.

Courtesy of @GameMaster

Robin: So I'm kind of obsessed with raw pasta and yesterday in my backyard I stabbed a bee to death with raw pasta.

Timothy: Do you know about the global economic crash of 2008?
Max: Yes
Timothy: Looks at Max in shock
Max: I mean you weren't even alive
Timothy: Well, I was born in 2011
Max: Yes, that's after 2008

Erica: Did you know that you can teleport to 11,22,33 with a command?
Theo: In Minecraft? Why would you?
Erica: Because then you could teleport.
Alice: Is that useful?
Erica: Well if we could teleport right now we wouldn't have to hike.
Alice: Fair enough.

Timothy: Are you a Russian spy?
Jackson: What? Why?
Timothy: I read about the Cold War. There were Russian spies. So are you?
Jackson:…no
Timothy: That's what a Russian spy would say!
Jackson: I'm not even Russian??

Courtesy of @GameMaster

Robin: So I'm kind of obsessed with raw pasta and yesterday in my backyard I stabbed a bee to death with raw pasta.

Timothy: Do you know about the global economic crash of 2008?
Max: Yes
Timothy: Looks at me in shock
Max: I mean you weren't even alive
Timothy: Well, I was born in 2011
Max: Yes, that's after 2008

Erica: Did you know that you can teleport to 11,22,33 with a command?
Theo: In Minecraft? Why would you?
Erica: Because then you could teleport.
Alice: Is that useful?
Erica: Well if we could teleport right now we wouldn't have to hike.
Alice: Fair enough.

Timothy: Are you a Russian spy?
Jackson: What? Why?
Timothy: I read about the Cold War. There were Russian spies. So are you?
Jackson:…no
Timothy: That's what a Russian spy would say!
Jackson: I'm not even Russian??

These are real things that real children said to me in the past 48 hours. Summer camp is just the weirdest

((imagine getting mugged in an alleyway by someone holding some type of bow, standing six feet away and telling you to just leave your stuff.))

As an archer this makes me very uncomfortable….

I would need to be at least 180 feet away from anyone before I had a hope of hitting them with any accuracy XD

Ara: If I make a mistake in English please don't correct me. I have no respect for this language.

Adelia: Your future self is hating you for the poor decisions you're making today.
Gerard: Bold of you to assume current me isnt also hating myself for making the decisions that i am making

Kit: anyone know any good books that make you cry?
Crispin: Gerard's diary
Gerard: He said good books.

Jackie (texting): Holly, there's a big ass spider outside the bathroom door. Can you come get rid of it?
Jackie: Please, I've been trying to leave the bathroom for 45 minutes.
Jackie: Holly?
Jackie: HOLLY?!?!
Holly (texting): Holly is dead, and you're next. Love, Spider :)

Kit: You’re insane!
Crispin: Thank goodness for that, because if I wasn’t, this would probably never work.

Crispin: I now have an ax!
Gerard: This is ominous.
Leo: This is great!

Holly: "Go to hell" is so abstract.
Holly: "Get trapped in a porta-potty for 67 months"- Now that's specific. That's possible. That's terrifying.

Holly: It's so hot out.
Brian: Well maybe you shouldn't have worn all black!
Holly: This is a summer island shade of black.

Kit: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same
Leo: Kill two
Crispin: Coward, kill ten

(Hi, kids, I came back.)

Nathaniel: All Fruit Loops are the same flavor
Alene:
Alene: yoU TAKE THAT BACK

Rune: It's so hot out.
Orion: Well maybe you shouldn't have worn all grey.
Rune: This is a summer shade of black

Josiah, stroking Alene's hair: You're so tiny and adorable.
Alene: I could kill you in your sleep.
Josiah, with love in his eyes: I know, but you wouldn't!

Police officer: You're under arrest for-
Kym: Orion says if I miss dinner at the diner he'll break my fingers so I can't use knives, can I get a rain check?
Police officer: …Okay.

Daniella: You’re insane!
Sam: Thank goodness for that, because if I wasn’t, this would probably never work.

Daniella: What are you doing sitting outside the dorm?
Josiah: Nathaniel sent me out here to think about what I've done.
Daniella: And what did you do?
Josiah: Cooked eggs on the stove without a frying pan.

Orion: I saw the most beautiful thing outside today.
Kym: That's strange, I've been inside the entire day.

Kym searching up: [how to say fuck you in a nice way]
Sam: Why are you searching that-
Kym: Last time I said "fuck you", I made Josiah cry on accident and got scolded by Alene.
Isabella : Just say "va te faire foutre", he won't understand.
Sam: What if he asks what it means?
Kym: Then I'll tell him it means I love you in French.
Sam: Nice.

Nathaniel: "Go to hell" is so abstract.
Nathaniel: "Get trapped in a porta-potty for 67 days"- Now that's specific. That's possible. That's terrifying.

Alene: So I'm kind of obsessed with raw pasta and yesterday in my backyard I stabbed a bee to death with raw pasta.

Josiah: Did you know that you can teleport to 11,22,33 with a command?
Sam: In Minecraft? Why would you?
Josiah: Because then you could teleport.
Rune: Is that useful?
Josiah: Well if we could teleport right now we wouldn't have to hike.
Rune: Fair enough.

Alene: Are you a Russian spy?
Rune (who is Russian): What? Why?
Alene: I read about the Cold War. There were Russian spies. So are you?
Rune: …No.
Alene: That's what a Russian spy would say!

Victor: If I make a mistake in English, please don't correct me. I have no respect for this language.

Bee, texting: Kate, there's a big ass spider outside the bathroom door. Can you come get rid of it?
Bee: Please, I've been trying to leave the bathroom for 45 minutes.
Bee: Kate?
Bee: KATE?!?!
Kate, texting: Kate is dead, and you're next. Love, Spider :)

Jackson: "Go to hell" is so abstract.
Jackson: "Get trapped in a porta-potty for 67 months"- Now that's specific. That's possible. That's terrifying.