forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Started July 17, 2020 by @HighPockets group

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Law, before leaving Rhea: Are you nervous?
Jax: Yes.
Law: Is this your first time?
Jax: No, I've been nervous before.

Guinevere: HARKER! Check your position!
Harker: Barking Toad, twelve o'clock, by the brown lizard, ma'am!
Guinevere: Emperor's tap-dancing thyroid gland! EVERYONE! DANGER! RETREAT IMMEDIATELY!
Sharla, confused: What?
Harker: Shiaran Barking Toad, miss! The most poisonous creature in the world! It'll let rip a cloud of toxins that'll kill anything if it's feelin' threatened! Even fully sealed plate armor don't help!
Sharla: Are you serious?
Guinevere: It's a lesser one, so situation's under control. Everyone step out of its immediate vicinity.
Sharla, still confused: All right? I do not want to believe you, but I do. Yama, step away from the frog.
Yama: I would like to pet this creature.
Sharla: Don't do that.
Yama: It would be but a single boop on its noggin!
Sharla: Do not boop that merry suicide bomber.
Yama: I want to boop the snoot!
Sharla: Stop wanting.
Yama: But!!
Sharla: STOP!
Yama: MUST!
Sharla: YAMA!
Yama: BUT BOOP!
Sharla: NO BOOPING!!
Yama: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
Everyone else: Screaming
Squeaky noise
Barking Toad: PPPFFFOOOOOOOPH!
Yama: Ha ha ha! dies

[Sebastian added Jaesung to the group]
Sebastian: Dad
Maeng: Dad
Basil: Dad
Jack: Dad
Chansung: Dad
Minwoo: Dad
Adrian: Daddy
[Jaesung has left the chat]

a loud sound
Byungho: What was that?
C.Ro: My shirt fell down the stairs.
Byungho: That sounded louder than a shirt.
C.Ro: I was in it.

Khyung: Are you okay?
Astra, face flat on the floor: I'm having some me time.

Kimmie: Did you know that atoms never touch each other? And since we're made of atoms, we've never touched anything in our entire lives. So to answer your question, officer, no I did not punch that man.
The officer:

PJ: You ever feel like you're being watched?
Maestro: All the time. When you look this good, you have to get used to it.

Cyrus: Did you know that atoms never touch each other? And since we're made of atoms, we've never touched anything in our entire lives. So to answer your question, Officer Kane, no I did not punch that man.
Anthony:

Anthony and Cyrus: I’ve only known Quill for three hours, but if anything happened to her, I’d kill everyone in this room and then myself

Quill: You ever feel like you're being watched?
Jack: All the time. When you look this good, you have to get used to it.

Jack: To all the people saying they want to rail me-
Jack: I…I’m not a train?? I can’t do that???

Quill: You think kindness doesn’t exist, you pathetic nihilist? How about you go look into the big beautiful eyes of a cow? What do you think now asshole

Love: You need to go to therapy.
Jack: Stop trusting everyone in my life? Try to control all my emotions?
Love: No, you need to go to therapy.
Jack: Hide everything about myself to be mysterious!
Love: Go. To. THERAPY.
Jack: Oh! Fall into a pit of paranoia!
Love: THERAPY

Azazel: Do you prefer women or men?
The Sandman: I’d prefer death

Victor: Did you know that atoms never touch each other? And since we're made of atoms, we've never touched anything in our entire lives. So to answer your question, sir, Geneva did not punch that man.
Mr. Flynn:

Erik, about the Expedition Corp: I’ve only known these five soldiers for three hours, but if anything happened to them, I’d kill everyone in this kingdom and then myself.

Esther: You ever feel like you're being watched?
Oleander: All the time. When you look this good, you have to get used to it.

Kate: To all the people saying they want to "rail" me…
Kate: I’m not a train. I can’t do that.

Marisol: You think kindness doesn’t exist, you pathetic nihilist? How about you go look into the big beautiful eyes of a cow? What do you think now, asshole?

Della: You need to go to therapy.
Beck: Stop trusting everyone in my life? Try to control all my emotions?
Della: No, you need to go to therapy.
Beck: Hide everything about myself to be mysterious!
Della: Go. To. THERAPY.
Beck: Oh! Fall into a pit of paranoia!
Della: THERAPY!

Darius: Do you prefer women or men?
Nich: I’d prefer cash.

Jax: You think kindness doesn’t exist, you pathetic nihilist? How about you go look into the big beautiful eyes of a polar bear? What do you think now, butthole?

Azami: Do you prefer women or men?
Nami: I’d prefer cash.

Azami: To all the people saying they want to rail me-
Azami: I…I’m not a train?? I can’t do that???

Law: I’ve only known Jax for three hours, but if anything happened to her, I’d kill everyone in this submarine and then myself.

Bartolomeo: You ever feel like you're being watched?
Cavendish: All the time. When you look this good, you have to get used to it.

Ophelia: You think kindness doesn’t exist, you pathetic nihilist? How about you go look into the big beautiful eyes of a polar bear? What do you think now, you bastard?

Wisteria: To all the people saying they want to rail me-
Wisteria: I…I’m not a train?? I can’t do that???

Gaiesh: You ever wonder if you’re the bad guy in somebody else’s story?
Neirym: You babbling fool, I'm the bad guy in my own story.

Daniella, before the first battle: Are you nervous?
Nathaniel: Yes.
Daniella: Is this your first time?
Nathaniel: No, I've been nervous before.

Thana: I'm not going to pretend that I'm not here as a spy for a different cult

I have a Thana too!

Kym: Did you know that atoms never touch each other? And since we're made of atoms, we've never touched anything in our entire lives. So to answer your question, Officer, no I did not punch that man.

Sam: You ever feel like you're being watched?
Kym: All the time. When you look this good, you have to get used to it.

Orion: Do you prefer women or men?
Octavia: I prefer death.

Haeil: Can you guys just TRY to see it from MY perspective?
Jaesung: [gets on knees]
Hyungwon: [crouches down]
Haeil:
Haeil: I will kill you both in your sleep.

Knight: If I die, I want you to carry my coffin.
Ash: That is very kind of you.
Knight: So you can let me down one more time.

Pearl: I got my license two years ago.
Khyung: What? Why didn't you say anything?
Pearl: I like being chauffeured around.
Pearl: It makes me feel important.

Kimin: I like a guy that's environmentally aware.
Adrian, pointing at the sky: That's a cloud.

Matthew: When Basil sleeps, does he dream in French or Korean?
Seokju: Bold of you to assume that Basil actually sleeps.

Alex is short, brief edition

Alex: Can you guys just TRY to see it from MY perspective?
Ryan: [gets on knees]
Hunter: [crouches down]
Alex:
Alex: I will kill you both in your sleep.

Ryan, bending over: Wow, no wonder you're so mad all the time, it sucks down here
Alex: I'm going to slaughter you like a cow

Alys: If I die, I want you to carry my coffin.
Oleander: That is very kind of you.
Alys: So you can let me down one more time.

Bee: I got my license two years ago.
Kate: What? Why didn't you say anything?
Bee: I like being chauffeured around.
Bee: It makes me feel important.

Alessandra: I like a guy that's environmentally aware.
Percy, pointing at the sky: That's a cloud.

Alice: When Victor sleeps, does he dream in French or English?
Henry, who lives with Victor: Bold of you to assume that Victor actually sleeps.

Nich, bending over: Wow, no wonder you're so mad all the time, it sucks down here
Therese: I'm going to slaughter you like a cow.

Amara: Can you try to see it from my perspective?
Marco: [gets on his knees]
Alec: [crouches]
Isaac: [sits on the ground]
Amara: …
Amara: I will kill all of you in your sleep

Jolene: When Isaac sleeps, does he dream in English or Latin?
Alec: I live with him, the boy never sleeps

Asia: Do you prefer women or men?
Alec: I prefer lectures.

Jolene: Do you ever feel like you’re being watched?
Asia: All the time. When you look this good you get used to it.

Jolene, before the experiment: Are you nervous?
Alec: Very.
Jolene: Is this your first time?
Alec: No, I’ve been nervous before.

Alec: To all the people saying they want to rail me…
Alec: I’m not a train? I-I don’t think…I can do that. …I’m sorry 🥺
Asia and Marco: dying

Kate: Can you try to see it from my perspective?
Peter: Gets on his knees
Kristi: Crouches
Bee: Sits on the ground
Kate: …
Kate: I will kill all of you in your sleep

Peter: Do you prefer women or men?
Kate: I prefer lectures.

Liz: To all the people saying they want to rail me…
Liz: I’m not a train? I-I don’t think…I can do that. …I’m sorry 🥺

Nathaniel: I like a man who's environmentally aware.
Josiah, pointing at the sky: That's a cloud.

Quinn: “HAVE I ONLY BEEN PUT ON THIS EARTH TO SUFFER!?”

Quinn: “Parker, I’m going to say something that I’ve never said to you before.”
Parker: “Yeah?”
Quinn:“You’re thinking too much. Now come on.”

Arla: “You make my life sound like cake.”
Quinn:“Let’s see, you’re smart, athletic, pretty, and popular. Sounds pretty cakey to me.”

Parker: Do you prefer women or men?
Quinn: I prefer silence.

Parker: Do you ever feel like you’re being watched.
Brooke: All the time. But when you look this good, you have to get used to it.

Louis: Why are you looking at me through a fork?
Usagi: I'm pretending you're in jail.
Louis: Why?
Usagi: It's spiritually healing.

Orion: Hey Nari, feel my shirt.
Orion: You know what material is that?
Nari: Cotton?
Orion: It's boyfriend material.
Nari: …Pretty sure that's cotton.

Basil: Let's slow dance.
Minwoo: [does the macarena at 1/4 speed]

Kimmie: I've been dropping subtle hints that I like her.
Charli: [walks over to Kimmie]
Kimmie: I can't stand you.

Nich: Why are you looking at me through a fork?
Samuel: I'm pretending you're in jail.
Nich: Why?
Samuel: It's spiritually healing.

Oleander: Hey Esther, feel my shirt.
Oleander: You know what material is that?
Esther: Silk?
Oleander: It's husband material.
Esther: No, I'm pretty sure that's silk.

Alessandra: I've been dropping subtle hints that I like him.
Alessandra: Walks over to Percy
Alessandra: I can't stand you.

Marco: I've been dropping subtle hints that I like him.
Marco: [Walks over to Alec]
Marco: I can't stand you.

Andor: Stop correcting me!
Ara: Then stop being wrong!

Matthew: Why are you looking at me through a fork?
Alexander: I'm pretending you're in jail.
Matthew: Why?
Alexander: It's spiritually healing.

Andor: Do you prefer women or men?
Ara: I prefer silence.

Keyla: Do you ever feel like you’re being watched.
Milo: All the time. But when you look this good, you have to get used to it.

Gerard, at 3am: HAVE I ONLY BEEN PUT ON THIS EARTH TO SUFFER!?

Leo, bending over: Wow, no wonder you're so mad all the time, it sucks down here
Crispin: I'm going to slaughter you like a cow.

Ara: If I die, I want you to carry my coffin.
Andor: That is very kind of you.
Ara: So you can let me down one more time.

Dallas: When Andor sleeps, does he dream in English or Norwegian?
Ara: Bold of you to assume that Andor actually sleeps.

Holly: Did you know that atoms never touch each other? And since we're made of atoms, we've never touched anything in our entire lives. So to answer your question, Officer, no I did not punch that man.

Keyla: What was that?
Taveb: My shirt fell down the stairs.
Keyla: That sounded louder than a shirt.
Taven: I was in it.

Ara (to Andor): I can tell you're trying to get a rise out of me or there's something wrong in your head
Ara: Either way it's your problem
Ara: But okay yeah if it's the first one, you've succeeded

Gerard: You know, not every problem can be solved with a knife.
Crispin: I do know.
Crispin: That's why I carry two knives.

Crispin: What are you gonna do, stab me?
Crispin, 5 minutes later, bleeding profusely: I shouldn't have asked.

Percy: Stop correcting me!
Alessandra: Then stop being wrong!

Oleander: Why are you looking at me through a fork?
Poplar: I'm pretending you're in jail.
Oleander: Why?
Poplar: It's spiritually healing.

Peter: Do you prefer women or men?
Kate: I prefer silence.

Beck, at 3am: HAVE I ONLY BEEN PUT ON THIS EARTH TO SUFFER!?

Peter, bending over: Wow, no wonder you're so mad all the time, it sucks down here
Kate: I'm going to slaughter you like a cow.

Erik: If I die, I want you to carry my coffin.
Douglas: That's very kind of you.
Erik: So you can let me down one more time.

Kate: Did you know that atoms never touch each other? And since we're made of atoms, we've never touched anything in our entire lives. So to answer your question, Officer, no I did not punch that man.

Nathaniel: What was that?
Oscar: My shirt fell down the stairs.
Nathaniel: That sounded louder than a shirt.
Oscar: Yes, I was in it.

Percy: What are you gonna do, stab me?
Percy, 5 minutes later, bleeding profusely: I shouldn't have asked.