forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Started July 17, 2020 by @HighPockets group

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Beck: I'm running away from my problems.
Harper: You hate running, though.
Beck:
Harper:
Beck: I'm ubering away from my problems.

oh look, more new characters because I definitely don't have enough

Kersey: You don’t think I can fight because I’m a girl
Zhay: I don’t think you can fight because you’re wearing a wedding dress. For what it’s worth, I don’t think Caid could fight in that dress either
Caid: Perhaps not, but I would make a radiant bride

Alize: Is there a spirit in this house?
Oracle: Yes
Alize: Good. Their rent is 450 per month and it’s due every 1st
Spirit of Vit: What the fuck

Flyx: We have fun don’t we?
Ramon:
Dax: I have never been more stressed in my entire life

Laze: Evi said it’s okay.
Laze:….
Laze: That probably means it isn’t okay.

Danzi: Just get Avis over here.
Kei: He locked himself in the bathroom.
Danzi: Just tell him I said something.
Kei: Said what?
Danzi: Anything factually inaccurate.
Three minutes later
Avis: I'm sorry, did you say the sky is blue because it reflects the ocean!?

Aiyaza: It's unhealthy to eat past 9pm
Caid, eating Lucky Charms at 3am: Oh man, good thing time is an illusion

Kersey: Do you need attention, Zhay?
Zhay, while clinging onto Kersey: No, of course not. What gave you that idea?

Oracle: What if the person who thought of the word “umbrella” meant to call it a “brella” but was under a lot of pressure?
Alize: Please consult your three brain cells before coming to me with an “important question” ever again.

Vivian: Is there a ghost in this house?
Lapis: Yes
Vivian: Good. Their rent is 450 per month and it’s due every 1st.
Marigold: What the fuck?

Percy: We have fun, don’t we?
Aristotle: I have never been more stressed in my entire life

Nell: It's unhealthy to eat past 9pm
Nich, eating Lucky Charms at 3am: Oh man, good thing time is an illusion

cisco: is there a ghost in my house?
catori: yeah
cisco: good. their rent is 450 a month and due every 1st. my family needs the money and you don't get to freeload.
charlie: what the fuck

Anthony: Is there a daemon in this house?
Cyrus: Yes.
Anthony: Good. Their rent is 450 per month and it’s due every 1st
Jack: What the fuck

Cyrus: What if the person who thought of the word “umbrella” meant to call it a “brella” but was under a lot of pressure?
Anthony: Please consult your three brain cells before coming to me with an “important question” ever again.

Jack: Just get Quill over here.
Anthony: She locked herself in the bathroom.
Jack: Just tell her I said something.
Anthony: Said what?
Jack: Anything factually inaccurate.
[Three minutes later]
Quill: I'm sorry, did you say the sky is blue because it reflects the ocean!?

Anthony: It's unhealthy to eat past 9 pm
Quill, eating Lucky Charms at 3 am: Oh man, good thing time is an illusion

Nami: Is there a spirit on this ship?
Brook: Yes.
Nami: Good. Their rent is 450 per month and it’s due every 1st.
Ace: What the fuck?

Azami: We have fun, don’t we?
Law: I have never been more stressed in my entire life.

Right after Azami joined the crew
Sanji: Do you need attention, Azami?
Azami, while clinging onto Sanji: No, of course not. What gave you that idea?

Basil, reading the box of baby formula: Shake well before feeding.
Basil: [picks up the baby]
Minwoo: NO-

Adrian: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products!
[sprays hairspray into his mouth]
Adrian: Well, right off the bat, I can tell you this one is not very good.

Kimmie: Hey, Khyung, can I borrow $2500?
Khyung: Why on earth do you need that much money?
Kimmie: For an escape room.
Khyung: What escape room costs $2500?
Kimmie: Jail.

Adrian: Hey, I don't know if you noticed, but I slipped a little note in your bag to tell you how much I love you.
Kimin: Aww, that's really sweet.
Kimin, holding a ten page note: This is not a little note.

Tony: Get up! It's morning! The sun is out!
Myung: What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

Louis: I'm in Spain.
Louis: The S is silent.

Barry, reading the box of baby formula: Shake well before feeding.
Barry: Picks up the baby
Liz: NO-

Victor: I don't know if you noticed, but I slipped a little note in your bag to tell you how much I love you.
Henry: Aww, that's really sweet.
Henry, holding a ten page note: This is not a little note.

Harper: Get up! It's morning! The sun is out!
Beck: What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

Beck: I'm in Spain.
Beck: The "S" is silent.

Louis: Hey Alec, can I borrow $2500?
Alec: Why on earth do you need that much money?
Louis: For an escape room.
Alec: What escape room costs $2500?
Louis: Jail.

Alec: We have fun, don't we?
Marco: I've never been more stressed in my entire life.

Asia: Get up! It's morning! The sun is out!
Jolene: What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesize?

Amara: It's unhealthy to eat past 9pm
Alec, eating Gummy Bears at 3am: Oh man, good thing time is an illusion and society is a social construct

Jolene: I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please wait patiently, and I will get to you shortly
Marco: Thank god, I've been waiting forever

Amara: * Locks Alec in the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child.
Alec: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?

Alec: Making my way downtown
Alec: Walking fast
Alec: …
Alec: Walking faster to keep up with Asia

Alec: Hello Marco, Asia, my comrades
Marco:
Asia:
Alec: Now you may be wondering why I'm taped to the ceiling

Amara: Jolene
Jolene: Oh no, 'Jolene' in a B flat, you're disappointed :(

Alec: I'm running away from my problems.
Marco: You don't like running.
Alec: …
Alec: I'm strolling away from my problems.

Isaac: What's your number?
Jolene, visibly texting: I don't have a phone.

Verena: So who's going to do it.
Eira: Not me.
Acyn: Not me.
Verena:
The Elite:
Kenna: I'll do it.
Verena: No, you'll go overboard and kill the son of a bitch and you know it.
Kenna: Alright, then you do it. It's your plan.
Verena: That's exactly why I don't have to do it.
[Outraged cries from The Elite consisting of "dude seriously"]
Verena, defensive: It's my idea!

Victor: I don't know if you noticed, but I slipped a little note in your bag to tell you how much I love you.
Henry: Aww, that's really sweet.
Henry, holding a ten page note: This is not a little note.

D:

Estella, reading the box of baby formula: Shake well before feeding.
Estella: [picks up the baby]
Peregrine: NO-

Estella: I'm running away from my problems.
Peregrine: You don't like running.
Estella: …
Estella: I'm sailing away from my problems.

Azami: I don't know if you noticed, but I slipped a little note in your bag to tell you how much I love you.
Luffy: Aww, that's really sweet.
Luffy, holding a ten page note: This is not a little note. And I can't even read.

Victor: I don't know if you noticed, but I slipped a little note in your bag to tell you how much I love you.
Henry: Aww, that's really sweet.
Henry, holding a ten page note: This is not a little note.

D:

:)

Melissa: It's unhealthy to eat after 9 pm.
Austin, eating Cheerios at 3am: Man, good thing time is an illusion.

Henry: Is there a spirit in the house?
Austin: Yeah.
Henry: Great, the rent is 450 a month, due on the first. The can't expect to live on the First Side of the hotel and have no rent.
Felix: Hey Austin, what the fuck?

Felix: Austin, how am I supposed to shamelessly flirt with you during work when I don't have your number ;)
Austin, visibly texting: I don't have a phone.

Emmett: I don't know if you noticed, but I slipped a little note in your bag to tell you how much I love you.
Jack: Aww, that's really sweet.
Jack, holding a ten page note: This is not a little note.

Suanne: Get up! It's morning! The sun is out!
Doyle: What the hell do you want me to do? Photosynthesize?

Cyrus: Hey, Jack, can I borrow $2500?
Jack: Why on earth do you need that much money?
Cyrus: For an escape room.
Jack: What kind of escape room costs $2500?
Cyrus: Jail.

(Hey sorry I was gone for so long I was probably crying)

Shohei: Now, there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Shohei way.
Kiyoshi: isn’t the Shohei way the wrong way?
Shohei: yeah, but it’s faster.
———————
Osana: Suko, i need your coordinates
Etsuko: i’m by a rock that looks like a lion
Osana: could you be more specific?
Etsuko:
Etsuko: it looks like simba
———————
Kiyoshi: hi, do you accept walk-ins?
The guard at the tower of London, 1542: dude we've talk about this
———————
Osana: Nothing in life is free..
Tsuga: Love is free?
Shohei: Adventure is free!
Etsuko: Knowledge is free.
Kiyoshi: Anything is free if you take it without paying..
Tsuga:..
Shohei:..
Etsuko:..
Osana: I like that one-
———————
Dakota: Describe yourself in one word.
Benji: ..Yours?
Dakota: Disgusting..
Dakota: Say it again-
———————
Dakota: i got you a bracelet.
Brook: Dakota, that’s kind and new of you!
Dakota: [puts the bracelet on Brooks neck]
Brook: Dakota what are you doing
Fraser: is that a fucking shock collar?
———————
Myer: Hey, Fraz… Why do you play volleyball? What’s it all for?
Fraser: In a word?
Fraser: Chaos.
———————
Shohei, thinking he's alone in the classroom: … Mindless Self Indulgence time.
Kiyoshi, walking in:
The music: -YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHOES MAKING ME CUM-
Shohei and Kiyoshi: [make eye contact]
Kiyoshi, looking at him pointedly: I'd fucking hope so.
———————
Etsuko: how come you’ve been abnormally nice to me lately?
Osana: what do you mean
Etsuko: you just seem nice than usual
Osana: I can punch you in the face if you want
———————
Herbert: On the list of banned topics because we fight too much if they are brought up - Whether natural hair is better than dyed hair, who has the hottest spikers, and…Stephen?
Fraser: Oh yeah, I put that on the list because every time he's mentioned half of our team goes feral.
———————
Dakota: -and that’s what personal space is!
The 15 other members St Judes, koala’d into one Queen bed: [incoherent confusion]

Jax: -and that’s what personal space is!
The Straw Hats, koala’d into one Queen bed: [incoherent confusion]

Jax: Nothing in life is free..
Sanji: Love is free?
Luffy and Azami, in unison: Adventure is free!
Robin: Knowledge is free.
Nami: Anything is free if you take it without paying.

Azami: Zoro, i need your coordinates
Zoro: I’m by a rock that looks like a lion
Azami: Could you be more specific?
Zoro:
Zoro: It looks like Simba

Sanji: Now, there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Luffy way.
Jax: Isn’t the Luffy way the wrong way?
Sanji: Yeah, but it’s faster.

Morgan: Jackson, I need your coordinates
Jackson: I'm by a rock that looks like a lion
Morgan: Could you be more specific?
Jackson:
Jackson It looks like Simba?

Erik: Nothing in life is free.
Aristotle: Love is free?
Percy: Adventure is free!
Oscar: Knowledge is free.
Douglas: Anything is free if you take it without paying!

Bee: Hey, Kate, why do you play softball? What’s it all for?
Kate: In a word?
Kate: Chaos.

Anthony: Hecate, I need your location.
Cyrus: I'm by a rock that looks like a lion.
Anthony: Could you be more specific?
Cyrus:
Cyrus: It looks like Simba?

Quill: If you could go back in time and prevent one celebrity’s death, who would you choose?
Jack: Hmm…probably Keanu Reeves.
Quill: I’m pretty sure he’s still alive?
Jack: You’re welcome.

Cosette: I'm running away from my problems.
Marie: You hate running, though.
Cosette:
Marie:
Cosette: I'm ubering away from my problems.

Marie: You don’t think I can fight because I’m a girl
Richard: I don’t think you can fight because you’re wearing a wedding dress. For what it’s worth, I don’t think Henry could fight in that dress either
Henry: Perhaps not, but I would make a radiant bride

Henry: What if the person who thought of the word “umbrella” meant to call it a “brella” but was under a lot of pressure?
Marie: Please consult your three brain cells before coming to me with an “important question” ever again.

Henry: Hey, Richard, can I borrow $2500?
Richard: Why on earth do you need that much money?
Henry: For an escape room.
Richard: What escape room costs $2500?
Henry: Jail.

Cosette: Hey, I don't know if you noticed, but I slipped a little note in your bag to tell you how much I love you.
Marie: Aww, that's really sweet.
Marie, holding a ten page note: This is not a little note.

Marie: Get up! It's morning! The sun is out!
Henry: What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesize?

Henry: Now, there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Henry way.
Cosette: isn’t the Henry way the wrong way?
Henry: yeah, but it’s faster.

Henry: how come you’ve been abnormally nice to me lately?
Marie: what do you mean?
Henry: you just seem nicer than usual
Marie: I can punch you in the face if you want

((*photosynthesize))

(oop thanks)

Chansung: What's a freak show?
Haeil: It's like our family, but people pay to see it.

Basil: I'm not lying on the floor physically but I am lying on the floor spiritually.

Jack: Okay we gotta get through this locked door, Jaesung, give me your credit card.
Jaesung: Here
Jack, pocketing it: Cool. Adrian kick the door down.

Hyungwon: We need a distraction. Are any of you good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?
Maeng: My time has come.

Minwoo: You're giving me a sticker?
Kimin: Not just a sticker. It's a sticker of a kitty saying "Me-Wow!"
Minwoo: I am not a preschooler.
Kimin: Fine, I'll take it back.
Minwoo: I earned this. Back off.

Phillip: Did you just sign a legal document with a pink glitter pen?
Fen: Yes, it's pretty. Fuck off.

Cyrus: Okay, we gotta get through this locked door. Anthony, give me your credit card.
Anthony: Here.
Cyrus, pocketing it: Cool. Jack, kick the door down.

Quill: I'm not lying on the floor physically but I am lying on the floor spiritually.

Doyle: Did you just sign a legal document with a gold glitter pen?
Jack: Yes, it's pretty. Fuck off.

✨M I X✨

Thomas: ask me why i love you.
Zackeri: …why do you love me?
Thomas, pulling out a 200 slide presentation: i’m glad you asked-
———————
Fraser: why are you late?
Dakota: a technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bought of unconsciousness.
Fraser: …You overslept?
Dakota: Yup.
———————
Ambition, grabbing Loyality by their shoulders: SAY YOU’RE SORRY!!
Loyalty: I’M SORRY!!
Ambition: AND WHAT ARE YOU SORRY FOR??
Loyalty: FOR SAYING YOU’RE AGGRESSIVE-
———————
Collyn: Will has an insanely strong opinion on everything. Go on. Ask him something no one should have an opinion on.
Ike: Yo, Willbur! what’s the worst multiple of 3?
Willbur: obviously 12, you dumb bitch.
———————
Feste: okay we gotta get through this locked door! Generosity, quick, give me your credit card!
Generosity: here!
Feste, pocketing it: Awesome. Ambition, kick that door down!
———————
Suka: What if…we fall in love with each other?
Suka: Then we start dating.
Phoenix:
Suka:
Suka: Haha kidding, kidding.
Suka: Unless…
———————
Wolves VolleyBall: [asking for happy meals]
Worker: how old are you guys?
Marie pushing everyone aggressively: it's for my sons, now if you dont give us the best toys i will sue.
———————
Nathan: this plan seems complicated.
Oliver: to be fair, you once said that about oranges.
Markus: they don’t make any sense! apples you eat their clothes, but with oranges you don’t!
———————
Herbert, in the middle of the night: can centaurs slap their own ass to go faster?
Fraser: Right, that’s it. i’m done. i’m leaving you
———————
Humour: I finally got my average resting heart rate down to 65 beats per minute.
Innocence: Nice!
Humour: Only 65 more to go!
———————
Burglar: Get on the ground!
Zackeri: Um, I didn't hear a please.
Burglar: Uh, please-
Zackeri, holding out his hand expectantly: No, it's too late. Give me the gun.
Burglar: But, I didn't-!
———————
Nathan: my biggest fear is waking up as a capsicum.
Kevin: you would eat yourself, wouldn’t you?
Nathan: oh, I wouldn’t even hesitate.
———————
Dakota: i hate you.
Brook: well according to this picture i drew of us holding hands, that must be untrue.
———————
Robin: am I straight?
Rocky: no. not even a little bit.
Robin:
Robin: I meant my parking.
Rocky: oh. yeah, you’re good.
———————
Eric: can you come out?
Markus: yeah gimme a minute
Markus: I'm gay
Eric: I know that. come out to the car
Markus, to the car: I'm gay
———————
Psy: be still, my beating meat
Phoenix: do you ever think before you speak ?
Psy: do I ever what before I what now