forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Started July 17, 2020 by @HighPockets group

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Casey: My life is a DISASTER!
Beck: Shut up and replace the batteries in your controller.

Lyra: Okay, so get this.
Lyra: You make ten meals and you're not a cook.
Lyra: You make twenty paintings and you're not an artist.
Lyra: But you kill one person-
Ness: Lyra, it's 3 am. PLEASE GO TO SLEEP!

Alessandra: You want to hear something dirty?
Percy: Yeah.
Alessandra: The kitchen.
Percy:
Alessandra: Go clean the kitchen.

Oscar: Well, I guess you could say that "I've fallen for you"
Nathaniel, looking at the angles his wrist and fingers are at:

Alexei: You can trust me. Let's not forget who pulled you out of the river yesterday.
Nich: Let's not forget who PUSHED ME IN!
Alexei: Anyways, as I was saying.

Fen: If I'm sad, I eat. If I'm angry, I eat. If I'm happy, I eat.
Ezra: What if you're tired?
Fen: When I'm tired, I take it to bed and eat.

I'm in this photo and I don't like it

Thana edition~

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Thana, giving a balloon to Mara: I have no soul, have a nice day!
Mara, accepting the balloon: I don’t have one either…

Eryx: You know that can kill you right?
Thana, downing six espresso shots in one go: Uh, yeah.
Jorvon, smoking a cigarette: That's the point.
Kado, drinking bourbon straight from the bottle: We're trying to speed this up.
Moukib, eating raw cookie dough: nodding

Thana: Hold on, let me overthink it.

Bronte: Okay for security purposes I'm going to pretend to be a robber.
Bronte: Give me all your money if you want to live.
Kado: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Thana: Bold of you to assume I want to live.
Moukib: Bold of you to assume you could kill me.

Thana: walking by
Eryx: glance
Jorvon: glance
Bronte: glance
Thana: walks faster
Thana: DON'T LOOK AT ME I'M NOT IMPORTANT.

Thana: How the fuck do people just stay motivated their entire lives? What drives you? I got out of bed once and I've been exhausted ever since.
Kado: You need to learn to hate life to the point where you want to get revenge on existence itself

Thana: I hate to say I told you so.

Thana: Wait, no. That felt pretty good.

Thana, to Lux: Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you just want to go apeshit?

Thana: You wanna see how hardcore I am?

Thana: Punches a wall

Thana: Take me to the hospital

Thana: Perhaps you could talk to the healer and she could give you something to ease your…
Moukib: I am not mad, Thana. I've just been in a very bad mood for eternity.

Thana: Hoo boy, I am not having a good time right now.

Thana: You think kindness doesn’t exist, you pathetic nihilist? How about you go look into the big beautiful eyes of a cow? What do you think now asshole?

Thana: I could kill you if I wanted to

Jorvon: Yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a really dedicated duck. You're not special

Thana: I'm not lying on the floor physically but I am lying on the floor spiritually.

Andor: The fire alarm in my building keeps going off
Andor: So I did what anyone would do, and made the bed and swiffered the floors in case a truckload of hot dudes end up going apartment to apartment.

Ara: Nitro cold brew with shots of espresso please.
Andor, taking his order: Brave of you to commit to staying awake for three days, anything else today?

Andor: I never make the same mistake twice
Ara: he makes it four or five times, just to be sure

Adelia: There's always a light at the end of the tunnel.
Gerard: It's usually an oncoming train.
Adelia: Could you just try not to kill my vibe for five fucking seconds.

Frank: Be the bigger person.
Crispin: No? I'm 5'2 and bitter. You be the bigger person.

Holly: I was a young beautiful girl filled with rage back then!
Holly: Wait, I’m still filled with rage! And still pretty hot.
Holly: Get me a gun!

Dallas: Hoo boy, I am not having a good time right now.

Taven: You wanna see how hardcore I am?

Taven: *Punches a wall
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Taven: Take me to the healer.

Crispin, to Caleb: Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you just want to go apeshit?

Ara: Okay for security purposes I'm going to pretend to be a robber.
Ara: Give me all your money if you want to live.
Andor: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Dallas: Bold of you to assume I want to live.
Holly: Bold of you to assume you could kill me.

Gerard: Hold on, let me overthink it.

Milo: You can trust me. Let's not forget who pulled you out of the river yesterday.
Garzlan: Let's not forget who PUSHED ME IN!
Milo: Anyways, as I was saying.

Jackson: The fire alarm in my building keeps going off.
Jackson: So I did what anyone would do, and made the bed and swiffered the floors in case a truckload of hot dudes end up going apartment to apartment.

Victor: Nitro cold brew with shots of espresso please.
Geneva, taking his order: Brave of you to commit to staying awake for three days, anything else today?

Harper: There's always a light at the end of the tunnel.
Beck: It's usually an oncoming train.
Harper: Could you just try not to kill my vibe for five fucking seconds.

Kate: I was a young beautiful girl filled with rage back then!
Kate: Wait, I’m still filled with rage! And still pretty hot.
Kate: Get me a gun!

Victor: Hold on, let me overthink it.

Lord Arnol: You can trust me. Let's not forget who pulled you out of the river yesterday.
Percy: Let's not forget who PUSHED ME IN!
Lord Arnol: Anyways, as I was saying.

Jackie: I'm my own biggest fan.
Dallas: Do you have a shirt with your face on it?
Jackie: Better. I have a face with my face on it

Silas: Nitro cold brew with shots of espresso please.
Octavia, taking his order: Brave of you to commit to staying awake for three days, anything else today?

Octavia: I was a young beautiful girl filled with rage back then!
Octavia: Wait, I’m still filled with rage.

Nathaniel: Hold on, let me overthink it.

Silas: You can trust me. Let's not forget who pulled you out of the river yesterday.
Daniella: Let's not forget who PUSHED ME IN!
Silas: Anyways, as I was saying.

Maestro: It's dark in here.
Noir:
Maestro: I'm not scared of anything. I'm a tough guy.
Noir:
Noir: Do you want me to hold your hand?
Maestro: Oh, thank you! I thought I was gonna have to ask.

Hyungwon: It's bedtime guys.
Minwoo: Please don't say it-
Chansung: YEET YEET IT'S TIME FOR SLEEP!
Minwoo: There will be a day where I YEET YEET you out of a window and you'll land on the CoNcReTe.
Chansung:
Hyungwon:
Minwoo: Okay, so goodnight.

Ezra: I can't believe people don't eat the crust. It's part of the food, it's fantastic even if it doesn't taste the same as the rest of the watermelon.
Phillip: I know, ri-
Phillip: WAIT, WHAT?

Khyung: Who are you talking to?
Kimmie: I'm on the phone with Pizza Hut.
Khyung: Who the hell is Pizza Hut and why are you talking to her?? Is she pretty?

Ash: You know what's really odd?
Knight: What?
Ash: Numbers not divisible by 2.
Knight: That joke was as bad as your fried eggs.

Adrian: Always be positive!
Adrian: [falls down the stairs]
Adrian: Wow I got down those stairs really fast!

Azami: I can't believe people don't eat the crust. It's part of the food, it's fantastic even if it doesn't taste the same as the rest of the watermelon.
Sanji: I know, ri-
Sanji: WAIT, WHAT?
(they may be best friends but that doesn't mean Azami can't confuse the everloving shit out of Sanji every so often)

Jack: I never knew why people cared so much for their dumb friends until I got one myself.
Jack, picking Adrian up: If anything ever happened to Adrian, I'd kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Basil: Haeil, my tooth hurts.
Haeil: Oh, come here my little one, let me put an ice pack over it.
Seokju: Haeil, my tooth hurts.
Haeil: Then suffer you little shit.

Matthew: [comes out of the shower]
Ghost: [writes "YOUR GOING TO DIE" on the mirror]
Matthew: [corrects it to "YOU'RE" and leaves]

Kimin: Jaesung, give me patience.
Sebastian: Shouldn't it be "Jaesung, give me strength"?
Kimin: If Jaesung gave me strength, everyone would be dead.

Chan, drunk: When I was 12 I peed on my dog.
Elyas, staring at him with a horrified expression:
Chan: Right in his little dog face
Ren, dragging him by the sleeve: Okay, we're going home

Vicky: I never knew why people cared so much for their dumb Mortals until I got one myself.
Vicky, picking Jessi up: If anything ever happened to Jessi, I'd kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Clover: Melaine, my tooth hurts.
Melaine: Oh, come here my little one, let me put an ice pack over it.
Selena: Melaine, my tooth hurts.
Melaine: Then suffer you little shit.

Ramona: [comes out of the shower]
Melaine, a ghost: [writes "YOUR GOING TO DIE" on the mirror]
Ramona: [corrects it to "YOU'RE" and leaves]

Azami: I never knew why people cared so much for their ship's doctors until I got one myself.
Azami, picking Chopper up: If anything ever happened to Chopper, I'd kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Kimin, looking in the first aid kit: Why would you fill this thing with Doritos?
Adrian, bleeding out: I thought it was funny at the time.

Maeng: I am decayed, my lungs are full of thorns and mildew, my bones are held otgether by wines. I am fragile. Be gentle with my corpse.
Hyungwon: Get out of bed. You're going to school whether you like it or not.
Maeng: I refuse.

Jack: What's Clifford the big red dog?
Matthew: It's a story about a dog who's loved so much, he gets really big.
Jack, looking at Jaesung: Makes sense.

Basil, in french: You're the most precious bean, I want to keep you forever.
Minwoo: I don't know what that was but fuck you.

Seokju: A pet rock is a fun pet until you realize that it's essentially immortal and you've cursed it to an eternity of watching its loved ones die.
Haeil: Seokju, stop texting me at three in the morning.

Jackson: You know what's really odd?
Geneva: What?
Victor: Numbers not divisible by 2?

Ara: Maybe I'll just move to Idaho.
Dallas: Idaho?
Ara: Yeah. Why do you sound so surprised?
Dallas: What is there to do in Idaho?
Ara: Exactly. Good luck running into someone you went to high school with in Idaho.

Dallas: You know what's really odd?
Andor: What?
Ara: Numbers not divisible by 2?

Gerard: I am decayed, my lungs are full of thorns and mildew, my bones are held otgether by wines. I am fragile. Be gentle with my corpse.
Adelia: Get out of bed. You're going to work whether you like it or not.
Gerard: I refuse.

Ara, looking in the first aid kit: Why would you fill this thing with Doritos?
Andor, bleeding out: I thought it was funny at the time.

Ara: [comes out of the shower]
Ghost: [writes "YOUR GOING TO DIE" on the mirror]
Ara: [corrects it to "YOU'RE" and leaves]

Taven: Always be positive!
Taven: [falls down the stairs]
Taven: Wow I got down those stairs really fast!

Jax: Always be positive!
Jax: [falls off the deck]
Jax: Wow, I got to land really fast!

Beck: Maybe I'll just move to Idaho.
Harper: Idaho?
Beck: Yeah. Why do you sound so surprised?
Harper: What is there to do in Idaho?
Beck: Exactly. Good luck running into someone you went to high school with in Idaho.

Oleander: I am decayed, my lungs are full of thorns and mildew, my bones are held together by vines. I am fragile. Be gentle with my corpse.
Vivian: Get up. You're going to help us whether you like it or not.
Oleander: I refuse.

Lucas, drawing his sword: I have friends in high places.
Oleander, drawing his: I have no friends.

Adrian: So what's your type?
Kimin: Black hair, brown eyes, dumb, high pitch screamer, tall.
Adrian: That kind of sounds like me…
Kimin: Did I mention dumb?
Adrian: Yeah.
Kimin: Okay, just making sure.

Chansung: I can't wait to be an adult!
Haeil: No, you don't. Adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane.

Carmen: I turned out perfectly fine!
Lyz: Babe, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.
Carmen: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!

Jungwoo: When I said you should try being friendlier, this isn't what I meant.
Byungho, stirring a cup of tea passive aggressively: Oh, so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you.
Burglar who broke into the apartment an hour ago: Two sugars please.
Byungho: Coming right up.

Arthur: Maybe I'll just move to Spero.
Louis: Spero?
Arthur: Yes. Why do you sound so surprised?
Louis: What is there to do in Spero?
Arthur: Exactly. Good luck running into someone you grew up with in Spero.

Gabriel: You can trust me. Let's not forget who pulled you out of the river yesterday.
Georgie: Let's not forget who pushed me in!
Gabriel: Anyways, as I was saying-

Della: If I'm sad, I eat. If I'm angry, I eat. If I'm happy, I eat.
Theo: What if you're tired?
Della: When I'm tired, I take it to bed and eat.

Waiter: Sir, I heard you asked for a bottle? Might I suggest Le Château Poignardant?
Gawain: Ah, it's perfect!
Smashes the bottle on the table.
Gawain, holding a shiv and turning to Galahad: So what was that you were saying about MY WIFE?!

Orien: The brooding look suits you.
Ahmik: Every look suits me.

Chiara: If I punch myself and it hurts, does that make me strong or weak?
Lyra: Strong.
Fallon: Weak.
Aquila: An idiot, mostly-