Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

cisco, trying to bond: what's your favorite color?
nicky, not even sure himself: uh-take a guess?
cisco: blue!
nicky, newly in love: you guessed it

……

cisco: so why do you like blue? :D
nicky: gay panic

@knightinadream

Basil: I told you not to tell a soul!
Minwoo: I know! That's why I told Matthew, because he doesn't have one.

Jack: I can't believe you ate that.
Adrian: It said free samples!
Jack: IT WAS LIPSTICK!!!!

Jaesung: Love is in the air!
Haeil, in a hazmat suit, spraying febreeze everywhere: Not for long.

Maeng: Does anyone know how to cook?
Hyungwon: Yeah.
Maeng: Okay cool. Is cooked milk supposed to turn black or no?
Hyungwon: Cooked WHAT-

@_Gro0vy_

Lark: gently taps table
Owen: taps back
Tori: What are they doing??
Spencer: Morse Code.
Lark: aggressively taps table
Owen: slams hands down on the table BITCH TAKE THAT BACK

Tori: I don't even have an active role in my life anymore, I just look around like 'Oh we're doing this shit now? Okay'

Spencer: You have a crush on me, don't you?
Tori: The only crush I have is the crushing weight of my own existence
Tori: Also, yes

Lark: I am a straight man. I am a strong intellectual, and my IQ is so high that-
Owen: Hey
Lark: I am gay and useless

Lark : How does this shirt look?
Owen: Amazing! I wish I could pull it off!
Lark : Go ahead
Owen: what
Lark: what

Alex: [places cup over a spider]
Alex: [places two identical cups either side]
Lark: please don't
Alex: [shuffles all of the cups]

Lark: Why would you give Alex a knife???
Spencer: Because they felt unsafe
Lark: Now I feel unsafe!!!
Spencer: …would you like a knife?
Lark: …
Lark: …Yes.

Alex: its ok password i feel insecure too
Lark: alex we’ve talked about this

(here we have: Spencer and tori my lesbian power couple, Alex my nonbinary chaotic ginger(thinking of changing the name soon), Lark the mom friend, owen is the comedy king.)

@HighPockets

Oscar: How does this shirt look?
Nathaniel: Amazing! I wish I could pull it off!
Oscar: Go ahead
Nathaniel: What?
Oscar: What?

Robin: Places cup over a spider
Robin: Places two identical cups either side
Oberon: Please don't-
Robin: Shuffles all of the cups

Victor: It's okay, password, I feel insecure too-
Henry: Victor, we’ve talked about this.

@SpookyScarySnoteleks

Law: I can't believe you ate that.
Luffy: It said free samples!
Law: IT WAS LIPSTICK!!!!

Estella: Does anyone know how to cook?
Peregrine: Yeah.
Estella: Okay cool. Is cooked milk supposed to turn black or no?
Peregrine: Cooked WHAT-

Azami: [places cup over a spider]
Azami: [places two identical cups either side]
Sanji: please don't-
Azami: [shuffles all of the cups]

Zoro: How does this shirt look?
Sanji: Amazing! I wish I could pull it off!
Zoro : Go ahead
Sanji: what
Zoro: what

Sanji: I am a straight man. I am a strong intellectual, and my IQ is so high that-
Zoro: Hey
Sanji: I am bisexual and useless

@Moxie

Drew: I can't believe you ate that.
Evelyn: It said free samples!
Drew: IT WAS LIPSTICK!!!!

Sam: Does anyone know how to cook?
Anna: Yeah.
Sam: Okay cool. Is cooked milk supposed to turn black or no?
Anna: Cooked WHAT-

Lila: How does this shirt look?
Anna: Amazing! I wish I could pull it off!
Lila : Go ahead
Anna: what
Lila: what

Lila: I am a straight woman. I am a strong intellectual, and my IQ is so high that-
Anna: Hey
Sanji: I am lesbian and useless

@ElderGod-Icefire

Richard: I am a straight man. I am a strong intellectual, and my IQ is so high that-
Henry: Hey
Richard: I am gay and useless

Richard: How does this shirt look?
Henry: Amazing! I wish I could pull it off!
Richard: Go ahead.
Henry: what
Richard: …what

Henry: Does anyone know how to cook?
Cosette: Yeah.
Henry: Okay cool. Is cooked milk supposed to turn black, or no?
Cosette: Cooked WHAT-

@Yamatsu

Guinevere: Yama! Stop scaring the clergy!
Yama: No!

@knightinadream

Fen: Pass me a enslaved potassium please.
Phillip: Excuse me?
Jason: He wants a banana.

Myung: Ugh, this date is so boring.
Tony: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.
Myung: Then why did you invite me?
Tony: I didn't. I said,"Don't come with me." then you said,"What the fuck! I'll do whatever I want!"

Ezra: You guys! I just tried powerade mixed with milk. It's surprisingly REALLY good! It's like strawberry milk, but it's not, it's blueberry milk. Unrelated to this, I'm actually in a pretty bad place emotionally right now.

Carmen: Why do you always let me win when we're racing up the stairs? You're so much faster than me.
Lyz: It's because I love to see your smile when you win.
Carmen, whispering to Louis: It's because she wants to stare at my ass, isn't it?
Louis: [nods]

Khyung, giving Chae a box: Happy birthday!!
Chae: Oh, what's this?
Khyung: Shake it!
Chae: [twerks]
Khyung: THE BOX, CHAEWON! SHAKE THE DARN BOX!

@Althalosian-is-the-father

Ankro: gently taps table
‘Kaion: taps back
Karák: What are they doing??
Gaudári: Morse Code.
Ankro: aggressively taps table
‘Kaion: slams hands down on the table BITCH TAKE THAT BACK

Karák: I don't even have an active role in my life anymore, I just look around like 'Oh we're doing this shit now? Okay'

Haidráqo: places cup over a spider
Haidráqo: places two identical cups either side
Zol : Please don't.
Haidráqo: shuffles all of the cups

Ankro: Why would you give Vetáki a knife?
Haidráqo: Because she felt unsafe.
Ankro : Now I feel unsafe!!!
Haidráqo: …would you like a knife?
Ankro: …
Ankro: …Yes.

@kingnocedas

karuko: YOU DARED ME TO LICK A SWING SET WHEN WE WERE FIVE
kacey: no, i said “karuko don’t lick the swing set" and you said "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO". and then you licked the swing set

karuko: knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit
kacey: wisdom is knowing not to put them in a fruit salad
karuko: philosophy is wondering if that makes ketchup a smoothie
nabila: common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie ya nasties

kacey: me trying to create some calm by lightning incense only to find out that the sticks were actually sparklers is so painfully on brand

kacey: i didn't ask for the attitude.
nabila: i know, it's on the house.

nabila: is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?
kacey: it's kind of complicated, but karuko-
nabila: got it. forget i asked

karuko: unpopular opinion, but people who need the crusts cut off their sandwiches don’t deserve rights.
kacey, in the middle of using a cookie cutter to shape her sandwich like a heart: first of all fuck you

nabila: everyone is friends with benefits with me. the benefit is being able to look at me.

karuko: kacey i’m afraid you’ve gone mad with power
kacey: of course i have! have you ever tried going mad without power? it’s boring. no one listens to you

karuko: isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying
karuko: if people did that to other people i would've died years ago

kacey: how do you feel about kids?
nabila: uh they're okay, i guess. if i saw one, i wouldn't throw a rock at it.
kacey: why would you throw a rock at a child?
nabila: i just said i wouldn't

karuko: i'm having problems with a girl
nabila: 'her body won't fit in the back of my car' problems or 'i like her' problems?
karuko: i like her
nabila: too bad, i could've helped with the other one

kacey, to nabila: is this coffee bitter? no? must be you

@SpookyScarySnoteleks

Azami: YOU DARED ME TO LICK A SWING SET WHEN WE WERE FIVE
Sabo: No, I said “Azami, don’t lick the swing set" and you said "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO". and then you licked the swing set

Estella: Me trying to create some calm by lightning incense only to find out that the sticks were actually sparklers is so painfully on brand.

Estella: How do you feel about kids?
Peregrine: Uh, they're okay, I guess. If I saw one, I wouldn't slice it open.
Estella: Why would you slice a child open?
Peregrine: I just said I wouldn't.

@threesacult

Anthony: How do you feel about kids?
Jack: Uh, they're okay, I guess. If I saw one, I wouldn't slice it open.
Anthony: Why would you slice a child open?
Jack: I just said I wouldn't.

Emmett: I am a straight man with no need for romance. I am a strong intellectual, and my IQ is so high that-
Jack: Hey
Emmett: I am gay and useless

Quill: I kinda want to taste lava.
Jack: Do it. What’s stopping you

@SpookyScarySnoteleks

Ace: I kinda want to taste lava.
Azami: Do it. What’s stopping you

~~little did he know what would kill him 10 years later lmao~~

@Althalosian-is-the-father

Vetáki: YOU DARED ME TO LICK A SWING SET WHEN WE WERE FIVE!
Haidráqo: No, l said “Vetáki, don’t lick the swing set" and you said "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!” and then you licked the swing set.

Zol: I didn't ask for the attitude.
Karák: I know, it's on the house.

Ankro: Karák, I’m afraid you’ve gone mad with power
Karák: of course l have! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring. No one listens to you.

Karák: lsn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying?
Karák: lf people did that to other people l would've died years ago.

@croccin-champagne

catori: when someone says 'the best weapon is your words' they mean that saying 'eat shit, you pissbaby' is a lot more effective than shoving someone. now watch as i demonstrate-

@knightinadream

Basil: Hyungwon is so sleep-deprived that all reason has left his mind.
Basil: Watch this.
Basil: Hyungwon! We left Basil at the McDonald's!
Hyungwon, grabbing his car keys: OH NO!

Sebastian: You kissed a guy?
Jack: In my defense, it was dark and he was a pretty guy.

Jaesung: Yeah, let me get 7 cheeseburgers, 7 milkshakes-
Jaesung, turning around: Maeng Taeyang, I can feel you poking my seat. If you don't stop, you're not getting any fries. Anyways, 7 fries-
Maeng: [continues poking]
Jaesung: Okay, you know what? Make that 6 fries.

Minwoo: Ugh, I can't find my phone.
Kimin: I can call you so you can find it faster.
Minwoo: No no no, there's no nee-
Minwoo's phone ringing: KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE HEY HEY HEY
Kimin:
Minwoo:
Kimin:
Minwoo: I can explain.

@SpookyScarySnoteleks

Jax: Captain is so sleep-deprived that all reason has left his mind.
Jax: Watch this.
Jax: Captain! We left Jax back on the island!
Law, preparing to turn the ship around: OH NO!

@Your_Local_Scrivener

Persimmon: You know you've made it in life when you see pictures of yourself everywhere.
Johann: Those are wanted posters?

Johann: I am a straight man. I am a strong intellectual, and my IQ is so high that-
Fortune: Hey
Johann: I am bisexual and useless.

Johann: Wait, you mean I could have told Fortune that I was in love with him?
Persimmon: Yeah?
Persimmon: What did you do instead?
Johann: I told him I was straight!
Persimmon: Cortlandt, no one's going to believe that.
Johann: Oh thank goodness.
Persimmon: No one except Fortune.
Johann: Fuck.

Persimmon: Cortlandt, right hand red.
Johann: ends up on top of Fortune
Fortune: Okay, you're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Persimmon: I stopped spinning like fifteen turns ago, honestly I'm surprised you didn't notice sooner

Persimmon: No.
Fortune:
Persimmon: What did I tell you about making sad eyes at me?
Fortune: [sadly] It only works on Johann.

@HighPockets

Nich: You know you've made it in life when you see pictures of yourself everywhere.
Samuel: Aren't they-
Nich: Yeah, they're wanted posters, but my point still stands.

@HighPockets

Talia: Quinn is so sleep-deprived that all reason has left their mind.
Talia: Watch this.
Talia: Quinn! We left Talia back at the downtown lair!
Quinn, preparing to turn the car around: FUCK!

@HighPockets

Ayla: How do you feel about kids?
Carrie: Uh, they're okay, I guess. If I saw one, I wouldn't slice it open.
Ayla: Why would you slice a child open?
Carrie: I just said I wouldn't.

@Starfast

Holly: My furby died in my arms when I was a child.
Dallas: Uhh… I'm so sorry for your loss??
Holly: Wasn't a loss. I've never felt more like a God

Caleb: Guess what.
Crispin: No.
Caleb: …I didn't know that was an option.

Gerard: You read my diary?
Crispin: I didn’t know it was your diary. At first I thought it was a very sad, handwritten book

Eva: How do you feel about kids?
Crispin: Uh, they're okay, I guess. If I saw one, I wouldn't slice it open.
Eva: Why would you slice a child open?
Crispin: I just said I wouldn't.

Holly: Brian is so sleep-deprived that all reason has left their mind.
Holly: Watch this.
Holly: Brian! We left Holly back at the venue!
Brian, preparing to turn the car around: FUCK!

Milo: You know you've made it in life when you see pictures of yourself everywhere.
Keyla: Aren't they-
Milo: Yeah, they're wanted posters, but my point still stands.

Andor: lsn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying?
Andor: lf people did that to other people l would've died years ago.

Brian: I didn't ask for the attitude.
Holly: I know, it's on the house.

Andor: I kinda want to taste lava.
Holly: Do it. What’s stopping you

Andor: YOU DARED ME TO LICK A SWING SET
Ara: No, I said “Andor, don’t lick the swing set" and you said "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO". and then you licked the swing set

Ara: unpopular opinion, but people who need the crusts cut off their sandwiches don’t deserve rights.
Jackie, in the middle of using a cookie cutter to shape her sandwich like a heart: first of all fuck you

Holly: places cup over a spider
Holly: places two identical cups either side
Jackie : Please don't.
Holly: shuffles all of the cups

Dallas: I don't even have an active role in my life anymore, I just look around like 'Oh we're doing this shit now? Okay.'

Ara: I can't believe you ate that.
Andor: It said free samples!
Ara: IT WAS LIPSTICK!!!!

Andor: What the fuck
Ara: Hey! Language!
Andor: Hva faen!
Ara: No

@Pickles