Anthony appreciation post lmao
Cyrus: One time, I saw Anthony at the police station, and he was all smiley.
Cyrus: And I said, "Kane! You seem so happy!"
Cyrus: And without missing a beat, he said:
Cyrus: "Thanks! It's a facade."
Cyrus: Who want me? ;D
Anthony: Bitch, the state???
Anthony: I don't have the energy for this.
Cyrus: For what?
Anthony: [Gestures vaguely]
Anthony: We may all be clowns on our own, but together?
Anthony: We make a whole damn circus.
Sam:
Sam: I genuinely cannot tell if that’s supposed to be inspirational or not—
Anthony, to Quill: Hey, kid. I know you’re struggling a lot right now, but I’m just here to tell you that everything only gets worse, forever.
lorelei: who want me? ;)
gabe: bitch, half the criminal underground?????
Frank: Have you heard from Caleb?
Kit: I’m sure everything is fine. We left him with Crispin.
Frank: Those two sentences don’t go together.
Ara: I don't have the energy for this.
Dallas: For what?
Ara: [gestures vaguely]
[Everyone running in the room at the sound of the fire alarm, half asleep]
Brian: What's going on!? Is everyone oka-
Holly: [Holding a sparkler under the fire alarm] Now that everyone's here, who drank the last of my chocolate milk
Gerard: I’m not always crying!
Crispin: Yeah. Sometimes you’re asleep.
Matthew: Can I please schedule this emotion for a later date
Milo: ‘Back on my bullshit?’ Ha! I never got off!
Caleb: How are you?
Gerard, lifting his face from the carpeted floor: Great!
Andor: My mind is like an internet browser.
Ara: Explain.
Andor: 15 tabs are open, 7 are frozen, and I don't know where the music is coming from.
Andor: Ara called me immature.
Dallas: What did you do?
Andor: I banned him from our cardboard box fort.
Jackie: I have a black belt.
Ara: In martial arts?
Jackie: In Gucci.
Kit: i hate nature. it's dirty. it's unhygienic. it's not cool. what is that smell–
Eva: that's grass.
Kit: disgusting.
Estella: One time, I saw Peregrine in the crow's nest, and she was kinda smiley.
Estella: And I said, "Peregrine! You seem so happy!"
Estella: And without missing a beat, she said
Estella: "Thanks! It's a facade."
Estella: Who want me? ;D
Peregrine: Bitch, the Marines???
Estella: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Shanks: Next time you're working out do 15 pushups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Drink an entire bottle of sake instead of just a cup. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it, I believe in you.
Peregrine: There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-
Peregrine: I don't have the energy for this.
Estella: For what?
Peregrine: [gestures vaguely]
Estella: Peregrine has a picture of me in her wallet. She said whenever she faces an obstacle, she looks at it and the problem disappears.
Estella: I thought it was really sweet until she said, "Because what problem could be bigger than you?"
Esther: Have you heard from Lucas?
Cedar: I’m sure everything is fine. We left him with Maia.
Esther: Those two sentences don’t go together.
Everyone: Running in the room at the sound of the fire alarm, half asleep
Kat: What's going on!? Is everyone oka-
Frankie, holding a sparkler under the fire alarm: Now that everyone's here, who drank the last of my chocolate milk
Knight: I'll never forget that time I was at a party and we were playing truth or dare, and someone dared me to go home.
Hyungwon: You have to apologize to Maeng.
Seokju: Fine. Unfuck you or whatever.
Basil: [walks in]
Minwoo, internally: There he is. My favorite person has arrived. He is so precious and I'd pick all the stars out of the sky for him. I must greet him in a manner that shows him how much I appreciate him.
Minwoo, aloud: The fuck you want??
Pearl: Look, if you don't finish your homework you're gonna end up at McDonald's.
Nari: So if I don't do my homework, we're going to McDonald's?
Pearl:
Pearl: NO
C.Ro: [eating a cinnamon roll]
Jungwoo: Cannibalism
C.Ro: [confused chewing noises]
Adrian: What if "it's raining men" and "let the bodies hit the floor" are both the same event but from different points of view?
Jack: I am literally begging you to stop.
Estella: [walks in]
Peregrine, internally: There she is. My favorite person has arrived. She is so precious and I'd pick all the stars out of the sky for her. I must greet her in a manner that shows her how much I appreciate her.
Peregrine, aloud: The fuck you want??
Law: Have you heard from Jax?
Shachi: I’m sure everything is fine. We left her with the Straw Hats.
Law: Those two sentences don’t go together.
Sophie: so you're a man of honor
Hunter: well I wouldn't go that far-
Therese: So you're a man of honor?
Nich: Well, I wouldn't go that far-
Garzlan: Everyone, say something nice about Milo.
Keyla:
Calidor:
Savona:
Taven:
Farli:
Garzlan:
Milo: Okay.
Kit: You have to apologize to Gerard.
Crispin: Fine. Unfuck you or whatever.
Ara: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Holly: Next time you're working out do 15 pushups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Drink an entire bottle of wine instead of just a cup. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it, I believe in you.
Dallas: There were so many mixed messages in that I can't
Andor: What if "it's raining men" and "let the bodies hit the floor" are both the same event but from different points of view?
Ara: I am literally begging you to stop.
Keyla: So you're a man of honor?
Milo: Well, I wouldn't go that far-
Marya: Everyone, say something nice about Oleander.
Calla:
Cypress:
Lavinia:
Juniper:
Aspen:
Poplar:
Alys:
Oleander: Okay.
Jackson: You have to apologize to Max.
Geneva: Fine. Unfuck you or whatever.
Carrie, to Lysander: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. Next time you're working out do 15 pushups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Drink an entire bottle of wine instead of just a cup. Burn the palace down. You can do it, I believe in you.
Ayla: There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-
Fern: So you're a man of honor?
Huxley: Well, I wouldn't go that far-
Marian: Walks in
Beatrice, internally: There she is. My favorite person has arrived. She is so precious and I'd pick all the stars out of the sky for her. I must greet her in a manner that shows her how much I appreciate her.
Beatrice, aloud: What the hell do you want?
Oberon: Have you heard from Iam?
Titania: I’m sure everything is fine. We left him with Robin.
Oberon: Those two sentences don’t go together.
Anthony: Have you heard from Quill?
Cyrus: I’m sure everything is fine. I left her with Jack.
Anthony: Those two sentences don’t go together.
Emmett: You have to apologize to Jack.
Dally: Fine. Unfuck you or whatever.
Kate: I'll never forget that time I was at a party and we were playing truth or dare and someone dared me to go home.
Louis: Have you heard from Jack?
Darlene: I’m sure everything is fine. I left him with Carter.
Louis: Those two sentences don’t go together.
(I’m sorry these comments were from like months ago but I just saw them now and I’m going to respond. Sorry. These are from page 275 of the old one if anyone’s interested or confused. Jyn if this is too old and you want me to delete it, just let me know)
Moxie I love your characters-
Thank you me too
Sam is the one from the court roleplay, right?
(She is indeed)
(Mox, have I ever RPed with you? Bc if not, that has to change.)
(I think we’ve been in like one or two group rps and that’s it)
Oliver: Everyone, say something nice about Theo.
Sam:
Lila:
Anna:
Jacob:
Theo: Okay.
Drew: You have to apologize.
Evelyn: Fine. Unfuck you or whatever.
Evelyn: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Drew: Next time you're working out do 15 pushups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Drink an entire bottle of wine instead of just a cup. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it, I believe in you.
Max: There were so many mixed messages in that I can't
Sam: What if "it's raining men" and "let the bodies hit the floor" are both the same event but from different points of view?
Theo: I am literally begging you to stop.
Drew: So you're a woman of honor?
Evelyn: Well, I wouldn't go that far-
Nah it's fine! No need to delete
alex: has anyone seen lorelei? i checked the gym but i don't know if there was cheer practice today
thema: i just saw her in the science lab a few minutes ago, vibrating like she was about to explode
alex: oh, shit. i introduced her to caffeine patches the other day, you don't think…
lorelei, appearing out of nowhere: i haven't slept in three days, and i'm out of room on my right arm, but on the bright side, i've disproved einstein's theory of relativity and invented a bagel.
Alice: Has anyone seen Victor?
Henry: I just saw him in the science lab a few minutes ago, vibrating like he was about to explode.
Alice: Oh, shit. I introduced him to caffeine patches the other day, you don't think…
Victor, appearing out of nowhere: I haven't slept in three days, and I'm out of room on my right arm, but on the bright side, I've disproved Einstein's theory of relativity and invented a bagel!
Keres: Crushes are the worst.
Will: Yeah. Whenever I'm near someone I have a crush on, I start acting stupid.
Keres: You're always acting stupid.
Will: Yeah, don't think too hard about that one.
_
Will: I never make the same mistake twice.
Acyn: He makes it four or five times, just to be sure.
Will:
_
Dimitri: Raising a family is hard.
Kenna: Not if they're buried close enough to each other.
Dimitri: What?
Kenna: What?
_
Acyn: You often use humor to deflect serious trauma.
Will: Thank you.
Acyn: I didn't say that was a good thing.
Will: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny.
_
Verena: 9-1-1 what's your emergency.
Verena:
Verena: What do you mean your being murdered.
Verena:
Verena: That's illegal, people can't do that.
_
Will: Keres, I'm so happy I could kiss you!!!
Keres: Uh… thanks!
[later]
Keres, laying face down on Kenna's bed: I can't believe I thanked him, Kenna. Thanked him. He wanted to kiss me and I said, "thanks". Why? Because I'm a huge moron.
Kenna, patting Keres's back: Hey, don't beat yourself up over it. Things like that happen. Remeber when Nakoa said he loved me?
Keres: Didn't you say "neat"?
Kenna: I said neat.
_
Nadia: Kenna told me instead of being sad I should, "go get it girl". So I'm going to go get it, girl.
Asteria: Get what?
Nadia: Unclear. I'll just get everything to be safe.
_
Nakoa: Why are you so small?
Kenna: I am weighed down by all my sins.
_
Verena: Kenna is at that age when a girl has only one thing on her mind?
Caspian: Boys?
Verena: Overthrowing the monarchy.
_
Nakoa: Who hurt you?
Kenna, sarcastically: You want a list?
Nakoa: Yeah, actually. If you could also organize it from "closest to me" to "farthest away from me" that would save a lot of time.
_
Nakoa: We had a bonding moment!
Nakoa: I cradled you in my arms!
Kenna: Nope, don't remember it, didn't happen.
_
Goddess of death: Your time has come.
Nakoa: Hold on, let me ask Kenna real quick.
Goddess of death: That's not how this works-
Nakoa: She said no.
_
Verena: Do you want a couple extra minutes to review before the test?
Kenna: No, we die like men.
Tanith: Ugh, why is it always "like men".
Kenna: We die like men, unprepared and useless.
_
Acyn: I'm Will's emergency contact.
The healer: So… you're here to pick him up?
Acyn: I'm here to remove myself as Will's emergency contact.
_
Will: If you hurt Acyn, I'll kill you.
Caspian: If I hurt Acyn, I'll kill myself.
Will: Not if I kill you first.
Acyn: Pleasure to watch you two interact, as always.
_
[in the middle of the war, and the rebels are loosing]
Kenna: Don't worry guys, I have a plan!
Nakoa: … A good plan, where no one dies?
Kenna, about to sacrifice herself: Let's not make assumptions quite yet.
_
Will: You won't hit me! I've got a witness.
Eira: Turn around, Acyn.
Acyn: (turns around)
Will: …Acyn?
_
Dimitri, trying to cheer Eira up: Come on, Eira, Kenna can't be good at everything. Who knows, maybe she's a terrible kisser.
Eira: No, she's good at that to.
Dimitri: Well, there has to be someth…
Dimitri: Wait, what?
_
Keres: My soulmate needs to be graceful, sophisticated, and coordinated.
Will: Hey Ke- (crashes into a table, falls and drags everything off the table with him)
Keres:
Keres: I want that one.
_
Dimitri: Why would you give a sword to Ilaria?!
Verena: She felt unsafe!
Dimitri: Well now I feel unsafe!
Verena:
Dimitri:
Verena: Do you want a sword?
_
Caspian: Can we talk about the letters you sent to the Elite?
Kenna: It was just an update.
Caspian: It just says, "I'm back on my bullshit".
Kenna: People need to know.
Im back baybee
Shohei: I can’t believe you! you’re not the man I married!
Kiyoshi: fine then! we’ll get a divorce, and I’m taking Suko!
Etsuko: [slowly sliding the monopoly board away from them] I think we should stop playing now-
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Dakota: I didn’t understand why people care so much for their dumb friends.
Dakota: until I got a dumb friend myself.
Dakota: I’ve only known Benji for a day and a half but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
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Etsuko: I told 'Sana that her ears turn red when she lies and now I can tell when she’s lying.
Tsuga: what? how?
Etsuko: I’ll show you.
Etsuko: 'Sana, do you love me?
Osana: [covering her ears with her hands] no.
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Priest: repeat after me
Herbert: after me
Priest, whispering to Fraser: uh, are you sure you want to marry this one?
Fraser, crying: yes
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Innocence: please, for me?
Feste: don’t do that.
Innocence: what?
Feste: you think every time you say “please, for me?” I’ll do whatever you want. not this time.
Innocence: …
Innocence: please, for me?
Feste: okay.
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Tsuga: ah yes, baguettes, the snakes of bread. we’ll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir.
Baker: what??
Kiyoshi: ignore him.
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Faith: so I found a foolproof method of determining if someone is truly evil.
Generosity: and that is?
Faith: if they dislike Empathy, they’re evil.
Generosity: yeah okay, that’s pretty solid logic.
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Brook: [reading baby formula] “shake well before feeding”
Brook: um, okay
Brook: [picks up baby]
Robin: NO WAIT-
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Noel: I called??
Malcolm: and I watched it ring.
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Humour: butter is just food lotion-
Loyalty: I'm going to stop you right there.
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Leopold: [hands phone to Collyn] it's your boyfriend.
Collyn: Willbur is NOT my boyfriend
Collyn: [picks up phone] Hey baby💕
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Malcolm: Noel, come on. you have to get up.
Noel: I’m not sleeping, I’m dead.
Noel: leave flowers and get out.
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Empathy at a fake plant: I can't wait till it starts growing fruit :D
Feste: im gonna tell him-
Loyalty: don't u dare
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Gorden: what are you reading?
Fraser: a book of the things I love
Jude: that’s just a photo album of Leopold
Fraser: and?
Gorden and Jude:
Gorden and Jude: [sit next to him to read]
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Shohei: I love you
Kiyoshi: I love you more
Shohei: well I love you m-
Kiyoshi: don’t play this game you're not going to win
Dragon: Tori is at that age when a girl has only one thing on her mind.
Sabo: Boys?
Dragon: Overthrowing the World Government.
Peregrine: My soulmate needs to be graceful, sophisticated, and coordinated.
Estella: Hey Pe- (crashes into a table, falls and drags everything off the table with her)
Peregrine:
Peregrine: I want that one.
rupert, with a sigh, to lorelei's guidance counselor, who is concerned about her recent hobbies and seemingly lack of dealing with her mother's death, a year later: lorelei's at that special age where she has only one thing on her mind
counselor: boys? popularity?
rupert: no, crime.
Fen: If I'm sad, I eat. If I'm angry, I eat. If I'm happy, I eat.
Ezra: What if you're tired?
Fen: When I'm tired, I take it to bed and eat.
Maeng: My life is a DISASTER!
Matthew: Shut up and replace the batteries in your controller.
Astra: Okay, so get this.
Astra: You make ten meals and you're not a cook.
Astra: You make twenty paintings and you're not an artist.
Astra: But you kill one person-
Kimmie: Astra, it's 3 am. PLEASE GO TO SLEEP!
Pearl: You wanna hear something dirty?
Chae: Yeah.
Pearl: The kitchen.
Chae:
Pearl: Go clean the kitchen.
Carmen: Well, I guess you could say that "I've fallen for you"
Lyz: You just fell down seven flights of stairs, how are you even alive-
PJ: You can trust me. Let's not forget who pulled you out of the river yesterday.
Maestro: Let's not forget who PUSHED ME IN!
PJ: Anyways, as I was saying.
