forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Started July 17, 2020 by @HighPockets group

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Zol: Guess what.
Karák: No.
Zol: …I didn't know that was an option.

Vetáki: I kind of want to taste lava.
Karák: Do it. What’s stopping you.

Talia: My furby died in my arms when I was a child.
Quinn: Uh, sorry for your loss?
Talia: Wasn't a loss. I've never felt more like a god.

Jackson: Guess what.
Geneva: No.
Jackson: …I didn't know that was an option.

Oscar: You read my diary?
Marian: I didn’t know it was your diary. At first I thought it was a very sad handwritten book

Percy: lsn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying?
Percy: lf people did that to other people l would've died years ago.

Peter: I didn't ask for the attitude.
Kate: I know, it's on the house.

Kate: Unpopular opinion, but people who need the crusts cut off their sandwiches don’t deserve rights.
Bee, in the middle of using a cookie cutter to shape her sandwich like a heart: First of all, screw you-

Joanna: My furby died in my arms when I was a child.
Laura: Uh, sorry for your loss?
Joanna: Wasn't a loss. I've never felt more like a god.

Connie: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying?
Connie: If people did that to other people l would've died years ago.

Roller-coaster attendant: Please make sure all small items are secure.
Connie:Looks down at Joanna with a smile
Joanna: What?
Connie: Do you feel secure?
Joanna: Fuck you-

Brett: Guess what.
Connie: No.
Brett: …I didn't know that was an option.

Brett: Unpopular opinion, but people who need the crusts cut off their sandwiches don’t deserve rights.
Apollo, in the middle of using a cookie cutter to shape his sandwich like a heart: First of all, screw you-

Seokju: What can I say? I'm charming and irresponsible.
Matthew: Don't you mean "irresistible"?
Seokju: No.

Hyungwon: We need to talk about-
Adrian: The building was already on fire when I got here.
Hyungwon: What?
Adrian: What?

Basil: I am NEVER playing Sims with you again after you made an underground torture chamber.
Jack: But what else do you do in the Sims?
Basil: Take care of them!
Jack: Unrealistic.

Sebastian: Hey I'm going to the store, you need anything?
Maeng: Braincells and Skittles.

Officer: You have the right to remain silent.
Kimin: But do I have the ability?

Estella: I am NEVER playing Sims with you again after you made an underground torture chamber.
Peregrine: But what else do you do in the Sims?
Estella: Take care of them!
Peregrine: Unrealistic.

Peregrine: I'm going to the store, you need anything?
Estella: Braincells and Skittles.

Some Random Marine: You have the right to remain silent.
Estella: But do I have the ability?

Haidráqo: What can I say? I'm charming and irresponsible.
Vetáki: Don't you mean "irresistible"?
Ankro: No.

Zol: We need to talk about-
Karák: The building was already on fire when I got here.
Zol: What?
Karák: What?

Karák: You have the right to remain silent.
Vetáki: But do I have the ability?

Balaza: I finally found a way to stop myself from buying more knives
Orien: Oh really
Balaza: Yes, I don't think I'll ever buy another
Orien: Is it because you bought all of them?
Balaza. Yes. Yes I did.

Percy: What can I say? I'm charming and irresponsible.
Oscar: Don't you mean "irresistible"?
Percy: No.

Lord Arnol: You have the right to remain silent.
Percy: But do I have the ability?

Joan: I finally found a way to stop myself from buying more knives
Nell: Oh really…
Joan: Yes, I don't think I'll ever buy another
Samuel: Is it because you bought all of them?
Joan: Yes. Yes, I did.

Harper: My furby died in my arms when I was a child.
Beck: Uh, sorry for your loss?
Harper: Wasn't a loss. I've never felt more like a god.

Roller-Coaster Attendant: Please make sure all small items are secure.
Peter: Looks down at Kate with a smile
Kate: What?
Peter: Do you feel secure?
Kate: Oh, fuck you-

Jungwoo, dumping a bug full of jelly on the table: Tonight, WE FEAST!

JJ: This is not as bad as it looks. I can explain what happened.
Taeok: If you can explain how Jungwoo fitted into that fridge, I'd be impressed.

Elijah: Stop saying "I wish" and start saying "I will".
Byungho: I will my parents loved me.

Byungho: Do you take constructive criticism?
C.Ro: No, I only take cash or credit.

Gáius: This is not as bad as it looks. I can explain what happened.
Gaudári: If you can explain how ‘Kaion fitted into that fridge, I'd be impressed.

Gaudári: Stop saying "I wish" and start saying "I will".
Karák: I will my father loved me.

Andor: My worst fear is committing tax fraud because I'm an idiot.

Taven: Wow, I've never been this far from home before.
Taven: *taking a step forward* Now I've never been this far.
Taven: *taking another step forward* And now I've never been this far!
Cal: Where's a cliff when you need one?

Ara: We need to talk.
Andor: Oh. You want me to go home?
Ara: No, the opposite of that.
Andor:…. I want you to go home?

Crispin: I finally found a way to stop myself from buying more knives
Kit: Oh really
Crispin: Yes, I don't think I'll ever buy another
Kit: Is it because you bought all of them?
Crispin: Yes. Yes I did.

Brian: Do you take constructive criticism?
Holly: No, I only take cash or credit.

Kit: Stop saying "I wish" and start saying "I will".
Crispin: I will my parents loved me.

Some random cop: You have the right to remain silent.
Andor: But do I have the ability?

Beck: My worst fear is committing tax fraud because I'm an idiot.

Georgie: Wow, I've never been this far from home before!
Georgie, taking a step forward: Now I've never been this far!
Georgie, taking another step forward: And now I've never been this far!
Gabriel, under his breath: Where's a cliff when you need one?

Jackson: Stop saying "I wish" and start saying "I will".
Victor: I will my parents loved me.

Vetáki: Wow, I've never been this far from home before.
Vetáki: taking a step forward Now I've never been this far.
Vetáki: taking another step forward And now I've never been this far!
Karák: Where's a cliff when you need one?

Zol: We need to talk.
Gaudári: Oh. You want me to go home?
Zol: No, the opposite of that.
Gáius:…. She wants you to go home?

Cordelia: We need to talk.
Christopher: Oh. You want me to go home?
Cordelia: No, the opposite of that.
Georgie:….he wants you to go home?

Haeil: You really are campaigning for the asshole of the year, aren't you?
Seokju: As defending champion, perhaps you're nervous?

Adrian: Who wants to overthrow the government with me?
Minwoo: Me.
Chansung: Can I come?
Adrian: Of course, we strike at midnight.
Chansung, pouting: But that's past my bedtime.
Adrian: Anarchy has no bedtime.

Sebastian: You can never say "bubbles" in a threatening way.
Basil: Bet.
[later]
Kimin: Can anyone tell me why Basil is angrily screaming "bubbles" on the roof?

Jack: I think I found a way to make money.
Matthew: You'd make a decent stripper.
Jack: I'd make an amazing stripper, but that's now what I'm talking about.

Lucas: You really are campaigning to be asshole of the year, aren't you?
Chan: As defending champion, perhaps you're nervous?

Zephyr: Who wants to overthrow the government with me?
Ren: Me.
Chan: Can I come?
Zephyr: Of course, we strike at midnight.
Chan, pouting: But that's past my bedtime.
Zephyr: Anarchy has no bedtime

Ren: Can you not Chan this into a weirder situation than it already is?
Chan: Did you just use me as a verb???

Zephyr: What's the most powerful card?
Elyas: Ace of spades! You can't beat it!
Lucas, whipping out a uno-reverse card: Wrong.

Himari: My worst fear is committing tax fraud because I'm an idiot.

Chan, running through the apartment: Yay! It's my birthday today!!!
Lucas, turning to the camera: Due to unavoidable reasons, I will be mad today

Lucas to Chan: If any of my words ever hurt you, just tell me.
Lucas: I'll say them to you again.

Himari: Hey Ren?
Ren: Yes?
Himari: Quick question - can someone breath inside a washing machine while it's on?
Ren: Uh, no but why-
Ren:
Himari:
Ren: Where's Chan?

Chan: Yum, thanks
Kidnapper: I said stop eating the ducktape
Kidnapper: [puts more tape over his mouth]
Kidnapper: I said stop eating it-

Lucas: What do you want to do? We've got time to kill
Elyas: Alright, any particular targets in mind, or are we just freestyling it?
Lucas: What
Elyas: What

Theo: You really are campaigning to be asshole of the year, aren't you?
Sam: As defending champion, perhaps you're nervous?

Lila: Who wants to overthrow the government with me?
Sam: Me.
Oliver: Can I come?
Lila: Of course, we strike at midnight.
Oliver, pouting: But that's past my bedtime.
Lila: Anarchy has no bedtime

Drew: Can you not Evelyn this into a weirder situation than it already is?
Evelyn: Did you just use me as a verb???

Theo: What's the most powerful card?
Oliver: Ace of spades! You can't beat it!
Anna, whipping out a uno-reverse card: Wrong.

Oliver: My worst fear is committing tax fraud because I'm an idiot.

Sam: Yum, thanks
Kidnapper: I said stop eating the ducktape
Kidnapper: [puts more tape over her mouth]
Kidnapper: I said stop eating it-

Oliver: What do you want to do? We've got time to kill
Lila: Alright, any particular targets in mind, or are we just freestyling it?
Oliver: What
Lila: What

Geneva: You really are campaigning to be asshole of the year, aren't you?
Jackson: As defending champion, are you're nervous?

Quinn: Who wants to overthrow the syndicates with me?
Talia: Me.
Jayson: Can I come?
Quinn: Of course, we strike at midnight.
Jayson, pouting: But that's past my bedtime.
Talia: Anarchy has no bedtime

Quinn: Can you not Natalia this into a weirder situation than it already is?
Talia: Did you just use me as a verb?

Samuel: What's the most powerful card?
Darius: Ace of spades! You can't beat it!
Nich, whipping out a Uno Reverse card: Wrong.

Ness: What do you want to do? We've got time to kill
Lyra: Alright, any particular targets in mind, or are we just freestyling it?
Ness: What?
Lyra: What

Ankro: What do you want to do? We've got time to kill.
Karák: Alright, any particular targets in mind, or are we just freestyling it?
Haidráqo: What?
Karák: What.

Hyungwon: You're the absolute sweetest boy. You're my favorite. You're the be-
Matthew: Which meme do you want me to explain now?

Chansung: [takes a sip of his fruit punch and slams it down onto the table]
Chansung: Here's the thing. If Santa Claus know when kids are naughty or nice, then he knew that Rudolph was being bullied!

Jack: What are you thinking about?
Minwoo: If a duck and a chick had a baby together, would it be called a chuck?
Jack:
Jack: Or a dick?

Kimin: [wearing Jaesung's glasses]
Kimin: How do I look?
Jaesung: I have no idea.

Adrian: So what did you do today?
Haeil: I went to the park and saw a kid on the swing set. He swung really hard and fell flat on his face, so that was pretty fun.
Adrian: Was the kid okay?
Haeil: Yeah he was fine.
Adrian: How do you know?
Haeil: I was the kid.

Barry: Takes a sip of his fruit punch and slams it down onto the table
Barry: Here's the thing. If Santa Claus know when kids are naughty or nice, then he knew that Rudolph was being bullied!

Marisol: So what did you do today?
Beck: I went to the park and saw a kid on the swing set. He swung really hard and fell flat on his face, so that was pretty fun.
Marisol: Was the kid okay?
Beck: Yeah, he was fine.
Marisol: How do you know?
Beck: I was the kid.