forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Started July 17, 2020 by @HighPockets group

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Someone, when they first met: I can't even tell if you're a boy or a girl
Robin, juggling apples while perched in a tree: I'm a Summoned!

Jackie: I made some cookies. Do you want some?
Ara: Andor should probably just have one. He's hit his sugar limit for today.
Jackie: Really? How do you know?
Andor: *high-pitched scream*
Jackie: Oh.

Gerard: I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory.

Ara: I can't believe you would do something this stupid!
Andor: I think we can all believe that I can do something this stupid.

Dallas: What do you guys say when you answer the phone?
Andor: What up?
Holly: Who dis?
Ara: No, he's dead this is his son.

Caleb: You are coming across as a little paranoid
Gerard: Everyone keeps saying that.
Gerard: it must be a conspiracy!

Doctor: Name?
Andor: Andor Nordmark
Doctor: Sex?
Andor: I swear I'm doing my best out there.
Doctor: I meant male or female.
Andor: Oh.
Andor: Doesn’t matter.

Crispin: Watching everything go up in flames has made me rethink everything I thought I knew about lighting things on fire.

Geneva: I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 7 friend to unlock my tragic backstory.

Geneva: I can't believe you would do something this stupid!
Jackson: I think we can all believe that I can do something this stupid.

Fern: What do you guys say when you answer the phone?
Carrie: What's up?
Ayla: Who's this?
Huxley: No, he's dead this is his son.

Oscar: You are coming across as a little paranoid.
Nathaniel: Everyone keeps saying that. It must be some sort of conspiracy!

Doctor: Name?
Oleander: Oleander.
Doctor: Sex?
Oleander: Yes please.
Doctor: I meant male or female.
Oleander: Oh.
Oleander: Doesn’t matter.

Joan: Watching everything go up in flames has made me rethink everything I thought I knew about lighting things on fire.

Jaeseok: I am useless and worthless…
Knight:
Carmen: [glares at Knight]
Knight:
Knight: Actually…
Knight: Your organs are worth a lot on the black market…

Dae: [whimpers]
Louis: Who hurt you?
Dae: No one, I just stubbed my toe on the door.
Louis, pulling a chainsaw out of nowhere: Which door?

Computer: Please make your password.
Usagi: Ash.
Computer: Too weak.
Usagi, punching the monitor: Say that again you absolute mother fucker.

Knight: Where's Usagi?
Ash: He's in the other room explaining to the cat that even though we are going to bed now, he, the cat, is welcome to stay up.

Carmen: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
Louis:
Carmen:
Carmen: Please clap your hands.

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Jax: [whimpers]
Law: Who hurt you?
Jax: No one, I just stubbed my toe on the door.
Law, pulling a chainsaw out of nowhere: Which door?

Computer: Please make your password.
Azami: Luffy.
Computer: Too weak.
Azami, punching the monitor: Say that again you absolute mother fucker.

Doctor: Name?
Sanji: Sanji.
Doctor: Sex?
Sanji: Yes please.
Doctor: I meant male or female.
Sanji: Oh.
Sanji: Doesn’t matter.

Elliot: Whenever you have a problem, ask yourself: are you gonna BOOHOO or YEEHAW?
nikko: Boohoo, then yeehaw because I'm sensitive.
elliot: That's the spirit! Sometimes, boohooing is the first step to yeehawing.
Alexis: Hello, I'd like to report two people being possessed by a cowboy

Spectra: Watching everything go up in flames has made me rethink everything I thought I knew about lighting things on fire.

Kali: Are you SURE I can't punch him in the face?
Ignis: Yes.
Kali: What if I just broke his nose a little bit?
Ignis: No.

Kali: Tall people. If we are walking, please take into consideration my tiny legs. I cannot keep up with you TITANS!
Ignis: Just get a pair of roller skates and hang onto my sleeve.

Noel: EVAN
Noel: WHY AREN'T THE PLATES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER
Evan: whAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN??

Azami: Whenever you have a problem, ask yourself: are you gonna BOOHOO or YEEHAW?
Usopp: Boohoo, then yeehaw because I'm sensitive.
Azami: That's the spirit! Sometimes, boohooing is the first step to yeehawing.
Sanji: Hello, I'd like to report two people being possessed by a cowboy

Ace: Watching everything go up in flames has made me rethink everything I thought I knew about lighting things on fire.

Law: I can't believe you would do something this stupid!
Azami: I think we can all believe that I can do something this stupid.

Allison: [whimpers]
Azrael: Who hurt you?
Allison: No one, I just stubbed my toe on the door.
Azrael, pulling a chainsaw out of nowhere: Which door?

Computer: Please make your password.
Hellyn: Azrael.
Computer: Too weak.
Hellyn, punching the monitor: Say that again you absolute mother fucker.

Doctor: Name?
Vozreal: Vozreal.
Doctor: Sex?
Vozreal: No thanks
Doctor: I meant male or female.
Vozreal: Oh.
Vozreal: Doesn’t matter.

Ophelia: Watching everything go up in flames has made me rethink everything I thought I knew about lighting things on fire.

Christopher: I can't believe you would do something this stupid!
Georgie: I think we can all believe that I can do something this stupid.

Hazel: we have two bounty hunters and a hacker
Tyler: [gets caught]
Hazel: we have one bounty hunter and a hacker
Justin: [also gets caught]
Hazel: we have a hacker

Tatius: I don't wanna die here
Takeo: you will not die, we are birds we do not die-
Tatius: [dies]

Cedrix: let's fight like gentlemen, let's have a sword fight
Cedrix: [pulls out gun and shoots the person immediately]

Akito: put the engine in reverse!
Takeo: this doesn't have an engine it's a sailboat you moron!

Brad: which way is starboard?
Noah: we should have gone to pirate school

Hazel: i didn't know we could climb that, maybe we could-
Justin: formulate a strategy?
Tyler: actually have a plan?

Presenting: Luffy and Azami, the chaotic pirate siblings

Luffy: Which way is starboard?
Azami: we should have gone to pirate school

Usopp: I dare you to-
Azami: Lu isn't allowed to accept dares.
Luffy: Apparently I have "no regard for my personal safety".

Kidnapper: We have your kids.
Shanks: I don't have children.
Kidnapper: Then who's this kid punching everything and the girl cheering him on?
Shanks: Oh my god, they have Luffy and Azami.

Luffy: exists
Azami, in tears: So blessed. So moved. So grateful. Can't believe this is my life. Never going to take for granted. Always going to give back. Thank you.

Azami: If we had a beli for every time we lost a brother, we'd have two beli.
Luffy: It isn't a lot, but it is weird that that's happened to us twice.

Nami: Stop saying "I wish" and start saying "I will".
Luffy and Azami, in unison: I will my brothers were alive.

Nell: Which way is starboard?
Nich: We should have gone to pirate school

Andor: What do you call a pansexual man named Nick who works at a cd store?
Andor: Pan Nick at the disc co.
Holly: Get the fuck out.
Andor: Fine, you want me to close the goddamn door too?

Gerard: I know that on the outside it seems like I have everything put together.
Crispin: Not really, no.

Milo: Stop saying "I wish" and start saying "I will".
Keyla: I will my parents were alive.

Dally: Which way is starboard?
Cyrus: We should have gone to pirate school

Cyrus: What do you call a pansexual man named Nick who works at a CD store?
Cyrus: Pan Nick at the disc co.
Anthony: Get the fuck out.
Cyrus: Fine, you want me to close the goddamn door too?

Elias: I'm so useless. I'm not good for anything…
Quill:
Perry: [Glares at Quill]
Quill:
Quill: Actually…
Quill: Your organs are worth a lot on the black market…

Doctor: Name?
Love: Love.
Doctor: Sex?
Love: No, thanks.
Doctor: I meant male or female.
Love: Oh.
Love: Doesn’t matter.

Dally, when they first met: I can't even tell if you're a boy or a girl.
Blaire, juggling their knives and grinning: I'm a war criminal!

Computer: Please make your password.
Cyrus: Aria.
Computer: Too weak.
Cyrus, punching the monitor: Say that again fucker-

caroline: i know that on the outside, it seems like i have everything put together-
jo: not really, no

some kid at a party: i dare you to-
cisco: catori isn't allowed to accept dares
catori: apparently i have 'no regard for my personal safety'

cisco: if we had a dime for every time catori solved a problem with a cryptid by befriending them, we'd have two dimes.
catori: it's not a lot, but they seem to think it's weird that it happened twice

jo's lawyer mom: JO. WHY ARE THE PLATES NOT IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER
jo, from his room: whAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

at a sleepover

jo: where's cisco?
catori: he's in the other room explaining to the chicken that even though we're going to bed, she's allowed to stay up

Computer: Please make your password.
Felix: Felix, heheh.
Computer: Too short.
Felix, punching the monitor: Say that again you little shit.
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some kid at a party: i dare you to-
Mel: Austin isn't allowed to accept dares
Austin: apparently i have 'nO rEgArD fOr My PeRsOnAl SaFeTy'
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Felix: let's fight like gentlemen, let's have a sword fight
Felix: [pulls out gun and shoots the person immediately]
Felix: haha, bitch

Carrie: Let's fight like guards, let's have a sword fight.
Carrie: Pulls out gun and shoots the person immediately

Basil: Babe.
Minwoo: Yes?
Seokju: Yes?
Chansung and Meang: [grabs the popcorn]

Haeil: Did you buy the eggs like I asked?
Adrian: Even better!
Haeil: ..What did you-
Adrian, holding a chicken: Her name is Egg!

Hyungwon: We are here to learn how to treat each other with respect and dignity.
Hyungwon: SO SHUT UP AND LISTEN!

Matthew: You've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for thot in a pot.
Matthew: [throws a pot at Jack]
Jack: [rolling up his sleeves] Get ready for bitch in a ditch.

Kimin: You what strength is? Forgiving a person who wasn't even sorry.
Sebastian: Not to be dramatic, but I would literally rather die.

Dally: Let’s fight like gentlemen, with a proper sword fight.
Dally: [Pulls out a gun and shoots the other person immediately]

Anthony: Did you buy the eggs like I asked?
Cyrus: Even better!
Anthony: ..What did you-
Cyrus, holding a chicken: Her name is Egg!

amira: giving people money goes against my religion
amira: or at least, that's what i've been trying to tell the IRS for these past few years, but-