Kristi, texting: Hi, who's this? Peter changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures.
Other person: What's mine?
Kristi: "Dwarf."
Other person: I'M NOT THAT SHORT!
Kristi: Oh, hey Kate.
Jackson: You bored?
Geneva: Yeah.
Jackson: Wanna start drama for no reason?
Geneva: Thought you'd never ask.
Jackson: It feels like you’re being a little harsh.
Geneva: Thanks, good note. I was going for extremely harsh. I’ll turn it up
Ginny: It smells like puke married poop and had the ceremony in my nose.
Anne: You paint with words.
Victor: When corals get stressed, they die, so if I was a coral, I'd be dead.
Henry: What do corals even get stressed about anyways?
Jackson: Current events.
Geneva: Get out.
Geneva: If anyone needs me…
Geneva: I'll be taking a nap in my room.
Geneva: So suffer quietly please.
Here's some Sabo and Tori being a dynamic duo
Tori: When corals get stressed, they die, so if I was a coral, I'd be dead.
Hack: What do corals even get stressed about anyways?
Sabo: Current events.
Koala: Get out.
Tori: You bored?
Sabo: Yeah.
Tori: Wanna start drama for no reason?
Sabo: Thought you'd never ask.
Sabo: I think I'm the most responsible member of this group.
Tori: Yesterday, I let you into my room to let you borrow my shirt and you set the room on fire.
Sabo: There was a spider.
Tori: L is for the way you look at me.
Koala: O is for the only one I see.
Hack: V is very very extraordinary.
Sabo: Egg.
Sabo: Coconut oil is made from coconuts. Vegetable oil is made from vegetables. So baby oil is-
Dragon: Can't we just have a nice family dinner for once?
Sabo: We are here to learn how to treat each other with respect and dignity.
Tori: SO SHUT UP AND LISTEN!
Vozreal: Hi, who's this? Azrael changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures.
Other person: What's mine?
Vozreal: "Dwarf."
Other person: I'M NOT THAT SHORT!
Vozreal: Oh, hey Allison.
Vozreal: You bored?
Lucifer: Yeah.
Vozreal: Wanna start drama for no reason?
Lucifer: Thought you'd never ask.
Allison: It feels like you’re being a little harsh.
Rachel: Thanks, good note. I was going for extremely harsh. I’ll turn it up
Azrael: It smells like puke married poop and had the ceremony in my nose.
Allison: You paint with words.
Allison: When corals get stressed, they die, so if I was a coral, I'd be dead.
Vozreal: What do corals even get stressed about anyways?
Azrael: Current events.
Allison: Get out.
Azrael: If anyone needs me…
Azrael: I'll be taking a nap in my room.
Azrael: So suffer quietly please.
Carter: I think I'm the most responsible member of this group.
Louis: Yesterday, I let you into my room to let you borrow my shirt and you set the room on fire.
Carter: There was a spider.
Trinity: We are here to learn how to treat each other with respect and dignity.
Louis: SO SHUT UP AND LISTEN!
Portia: When corals get stressed, they die, so if I was a coral, I'd be dead.
Vince: What do corals even get stressed about anyways?
Quinn: Current events.
Portia: Get out.
Oscar, texting: Hi, who's this? Ginny changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures.
Other person: What's mine?
Oscar: "Dwarf."
Other person: I'M NOT THAT SHORT!
Oscar: Oh, hey Anne.
Percy: It feels like you’re being a little harsh.
Anne: Thanks, good note. I was going for extremely harsh. I’ll turn it up
Alessandra: If anyone needs me…
Alessandra: I'll be taking a nap in my room.
Alessandra: So suffer quietly please.
cisco: it feels like you're being a little condescending
nicky: thanks, good note. i was going for extremely condescending. i'll turn it up
Andor: When life gives you lemonade, make lemons.
Andor: Life will be like "Whaaaat?!"
Matthew: Don’t tell me you’re behind this?
Alexander: Sadly no, though I do applaud any and all violence directed at you
Milo: Look, if I could run across the beach into my own arms, I would!
Matthew: You have a lot of nerve showing up here.
Alexander: You have a lot of nerve being alive!
Andor: Can we get a birthday cake?
Ara: It isn't your birthday though?
Andor: The cake doesn't know that.
Caleb: Just be yourself. Say something nice.
Crispin: Well, which one? I can’t do both.
Taven: *counting on his fingers*
Farli: I just asked how old you are
Taven: Can you shut up for a second
Christopher: Don’t tell me you’re behind this?
Gabriel: Sadly no, though I do applaud any and all violence directed at you.
Oleander: Look, if I could run across the beach into my own arms, I would!
Cordelia: You have a lot of nerve showing up here.
Gabriel: You have a lot of nerve being alive!
Ginny: Just be yourself. Say something nice.
Anne: Well, which one? I can’t do both.
Oleander, after getting unpossessed: I said I'd try to be a better person, that still doesn't make me a good person!
Maeng: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Sebastian: Wasn't Minwoo with you?
Minwoo: In my defense, I was left unsupervised too.
Adrian: Friendly reminder that planet earth is a dense molten core encased in a layer of solids and therefore is, technically speaking, a ravioli.
Moonjo:
Moonjo: I've only known you for two seconds and that's the first thing you-
Halo: I AGREE!
Pearl: Nari, are you okay?
Nari, crying: Yeah, it's just these onions.
Pearl, pointing a knife at the onions: What did you do to my daughter?
Ashley: Where's Sanghun?
AJ: Locked in the bathroom.
Ashley: What is he doing there?
AJ: Crying. But that's probably because I locked him in there.
Orion: Jail is no fun, I'll tell you that.
Jason: You've been?
Orion: Once, in Monopoly.
Quill: Friendly reminder that planet earth is a dense molten core encased in a layer of solids and therefore is, technically speaking, a ravioli.
Anthony:
Anthony: I've only known you for two seconds and that's the first thing you-
Cyrus: I AGREE!
Quill: Jail is no fun, I'll tell you that.
Perry: You've been?
Quill: Once, in Monopoly.
Jack: Do you sell Happy Meals?
Server: We do!
Jack: Great, can I get that but without the Meal?
Server:
Jack: Please
Jack: The Venn diagram of things I find funny and reasons I’m going to Hell is a circle.
Silas: Don’t tell me you’re behind this?
Daniella: Sadly no, though I do applaud any and all violence directed at you.
Kym: Look, if I could run across the beach into my own arms, I would!
Daniella: You have a lot of nerve showing up here.
Silas: You have a lot of nerve being alive!
Rune: Just be yourself. Say something nice.
Octavia: Well, which one? I can’t do both.
Harper: Friendly reminder that planet earth is a dense molten core encased in a layer of solids and therefore is, technically speaking, a ravioli.
Beck:
Beck: I've only known you for two seconds and that's the first thing you-
Casey: I AGREE!
Nell: Jail is no fun, I'll tell you that.
Therese: You've been?
Nell: Once, in Monopoly.
Beck: Do you sell Happy Meals?
Server: We do!
Beck: Great, can I get that but without the Meal?
Server:
Beck: Please-
Oleander: The Venn diagram of things I find funny and reasons I’m going to Hell is a circle.
Kym: The Venn diagram of things I find funny and reasons I’m going to Hell is a circle.
(I'd jokingly suggest Oleander/Kym, but let's be real, he doesn't deserve her.)
(Indeed. But the real question is if she'd kick his ass. She's actually extremely weak for a fae bc she's a product of an "unholy union" and has wayyy less magic.)
(He's obscenely powerful when he's at his worst due to being possessed by an extremely powerful being, so he would unfortunately probably win.)
(Though she can seduce like a Bard so she might even the playing field that way.)
(im kinda confused is this just a page of incorrect quotes with OCs?)
Karma: I woke up like this ;)
Cyrus: Bitch go back to sleep
Oleander: I woke up like this ;)
Lavinia: Go back to sleep.
((this chat was a godsend bcs i used to spam my best friend with these with my own characters plugged and now i can do it somewhere she sees, but where others can also get a taste of how stupid my characters are))
