forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Started July 17, 2020 by @HighPockets group

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Aquila: Tall people. If we are walking, please take into consideration my tiny legs. I cannot keep up with you.
Fallon, standing triumphantly over her: That's ok, just grab a pair of rollerblades and hang onto my sleeve.

Chiara: I don't care what anyone says, the cookie part is the best part of an Oreo.
Lyra: Darkness without light is an abyss, light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Chiara: Yo, Socrates? it's a cookie.

(!!! I named them now!!! my nb diety is here and they will not hesitate to throw hands-)
Nikora: You ever notice how almost all laws use “he” or “she” in their clauses?
Nikora: …Which means that I, a person who uses they/them, am above the law, and thus can not be arrested.
Officer:
Officer: just get in the car.

Fallon: Where's Liam?!?
Chiara: Up on the roof.
Fallon: tHE ROOF?!!
Chiara: Relax, he's wearing sunscreen .

Aquila: Lyra, how do I get revenge on my enemies?
Lyra: Aw, sweetie, I've been there multiple times. You see, right now you may want to get even, maybe cause pain to whoever is hurting you. But from what I've learned throughout my years, that truly never helps, the best revenge is letting go and living your life to the fullest. <3
Aquila: …
Aquila: Mica, how do I-
Mica: Bricks.

Mica: …Hey Fallon, why is there a normal sized carrot in the bag of baby carrots?
Fallon: They needed adult supervision.

Therese: Tall people. If we are walking, please take into consideration my tiny legs. I cannot keep up with you.
Nell: That's okay, just grab a pair of rollerblades and hang onto my sleeve.

Ansel: I don't care what anyone says, the cookie part is the best part of an Oreo.
Oliver: Darkness without light is an abyss, light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Darius: Yo, Socrates? it's a cookie.

Ilona: You ever notice how almost all laws use “he” or “she” in their clauses?
Ilona: …Which means that I, a person who uses they/them, am above the law, and thus can not be arrested.
Officer:
Officer: Just get in the car.

Marcus: Where's Jon?
Oliver: Up on the roof.
Marcus: tHE ROOF?!!
Oliver: Relax, he's wearing sunscreen .

Vince: Hey Portia? Why is there a normal sized carrot in the bag of baby carrots?
Portia: They needed adult supervision.

Allison: It's not gay if I want to date Faith, but as gals, right?
Vozreal: I'm not an expert, but that sounds pretty gay.
Azrael, eating chips: I'm an expert. That's gay.

Allison: Here's your birthday card!
Azrael, opening it: Aw, thanks dear!
Azrael:
Azrael: …Did you handwrite "asjsklaksjafsa ily"?
Allison: And I meant every word.

Life: You ever notice how almost all laws use “he” or “she” in their clauses?
Life: …Which means that I, a person who uses they/them, am above the law, and thus can not be arrested.
Officer:
Officer: Just get in the car.

Azrael: Where's Vozreal?
Allison: Up on the roof.
Azrael: tHE ROOF?!!
Allison: Relax, he's wearing sunscreen .

Azrael: Hey Allison? Why is there a normal sized carrot in the bag of baby carrots?
Allison: They needed adult supervision.

Anne: Did you buy the eggs like I asked?
Ginny: Even better!
Anne: ..What did you-
Ginny, holding a chicken: Her name is Egg!

Gabriel: We are here to learn how to treat each other with respect and dignity.
Gabriel: SO SHUT UP AND LISTEN!

Ethan: You've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for thot in a pot.
Ethan: Throws a pot at Darlene
Darlene, rolling up her sleeves: Get ready for bitch in a ditch.

Cordelia: You what strength is? Forgiving a person who wasn't even sorry.
Christopher: Not to be dramatic, but I would literally rather die.

Cordelia: Darlene told me instead of being sad I should, "go get it girl". So I'm going to go get it, girl.
Trinity: Get what?
Cordelia: Unclear. I'll just get everything to be safe.

Louis: Do you want a couple extra minutes before the meeting?
Cordelia: No, we die like men.
Darlene: Ugh, why is it always "like men".
Trinity: We die like men, unprepared and useless.

Trinity: If you hurt Darlene, I'll kill you.
Cordelia: If I hurt Darlene, I'll kill myself.
Trinity: Not if I kill you first.
Darlene: Pleasure to watch you two interact, as always.

Carter, trying to cheer Darlene up: Come on, Darling, Cordelia can't be good at everything. Who knows, maybe she's a terrible kisser.
Darlene: No, she's good at that to.
Carter: Well, there has to be someth-
Carter: Wait, what?

Quill: Cyrus told me instead of being sad I should, "go get it, girl". So I'm going to go get it, girl.
Dally: Get what?
Quill: Unclear. I'll just get everything to be safe.

Jack, trying to cheer Tyl up: Come on, kid, Azazel can't be good at everything. Who knows, maybe they're a terrible kisser.
Tyl: No, they're good at that to.
Jack: Well, there has to be someth-
Jack: Wait, what?

Daniella: Did you buy the eggs like I asked?
Josaih: Even better!
Daniella: ..What did you-
Josiah, holding a chicken: Her name is Egg!

Rune: We are here to learn how to treat each other with respect and dignity.
Octavia: SO SHUT UP AND LISTEN!

Orion, to all his Marked kids: You've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for thot in a pot.
Orion: Throws a pot at Kym
Kym, rolling up her sleeves: Get ready for bitch in a ditch.

(They are such a great couple and they don't even know it.)

Nathaniel: You what strength is? Forgiving a person who wasn't even sorry.
Silas: Not to be dramatic, but I would literally rather die.

Jon: We are here to learn how to treat each other with respect and dignity.
Therese: SO SHUT UP AND LISTEN!

(friend sent me this one)

Animal control: what. the hell. were you thinking
Chiara: releasing birds at a wedding is romantic <3
Animal control: you released ostriches

Felix: I want to donate my husband's organs.
Doctor: I'm sorry for your los-
Felix: Shh- Here he comes.

Mel: Hey, someone told me you remind them of an owl.
Austin: Who?
Austin:
Austin: FUCK

But since they'd both do the same thing..

Austin: Hey, someone told me you remind them of an owl.
Mel: Who?
Mel:
Mel: FUCK

Jarrod: Felix, how do I get get revenge on my enemies?
Felix: The best revenge is letting go and living your life to the fullest! :)
Jarrod: …
Jarrod: Felix, since when…
Felix: Bricks.

Austin: If anyone needs me,
Austin: I'll be taking a nap in my room.
Austin: So suffer quietly please.

Marine: What. the hell. were you thinking.
Luffy: Releasing birds at a wedding is romantic <3
Marine: Y-you released ostriches

Maeng: I'm so booooored, what are you doing right now?
Chansung: Grocery shopping with Mom.
Maeng: Didn't you say you're doing that with Hyungwon?
Chansung: That's what I said???

Jack: I think I'm the most responsible member of this group.
Jaesung: Yesterday, I let you into my room to let you borrow my shirt and you managed to set the room on fire.
Jack: There was a spider.

Minwoo: [very slowly and quietly opens a bag of chips]
Basil: [teleports in his doorway]
Minwoo, under his breath: Fucker.

Adrian: Coconut oil is made from coconuts. Vegetable oil is made from vegetables. So baby oil is-
Haeil: Can't we just have a nice family dinner for once?

Airport Security: Sir, I'm afraid you can't take that on the flight with you.
Matthew: [chugs the entire bottle]
Airport Security: I don't think that drinking that much vodka is healthy, sir.

Quinn: Coconut oil is made from coconuts. Vegetable oil is made from vegetables. So baby oil is-
Portia, rubbing her temples: Can't we just have a nice dinner for once?

Airport Security: Miss, I'm afraid you can't take that on the flight with you.
Geneva: Chugs the entire bottle
Airport Security: I don't think that drinking that much vodka is healthy, miss.
Geneva: I've done it before and I'll do it again.

babe, to a yelling customer in the bakery: ma'am. ma'am. ma'am. ma'am. ma'am. ma'am. ma'am. ma'am. ma'am. i don't care.

Estella: Coconut oil is made from coconuts. Vegetable oil is made from vegetables. So baby oil is-
Mihawk: Can't we just have a nice family dinner for once?

Airport Security: Miss, I'm afraid you can't take that on the flight with you.
Peregrine: Chugs the entire bottle
Airport Security: I don't think that drinking that much vodka is healthy, miss.
Peregrine: I've done it before and I'll do it again.

Azrael: What. the hell. were you thinking.
Allison: Releasing birds at a wedding is romantic <3
Azrael: Y-you released ostriches

Airport Security: Ma'am, I'm afraid you can't take that on the flight with you.
Azrael: Chugs the entire bottle
Airport Security: I don't think that drinking that much vodka is healthy, ma'am.
Azrael: I've done it before and I'll do it again.

Allison: [very slowly and quietly opens a bag of chips]
Vozreal: [teleports in her doorway]
Allison, under her breath: Fucker.

Security: Sir, I'm afraid you can't take that on the boat with you.
Oliver: Chugs the entire bottle
Security: I don't think that drinking that much vodka is healthy, sir.
Oliver: I've done it before and I'll do it again.

Security: Sir, I'm afraid you can't take that on the boat with you.
The Sandman: Chugs the entire bottle
Security: I don't think that drinking that much vodka is healthy, sir.
The Sandman: I've done it before and I'll do it again.

Quill: [Very slowly and quietly opens a bag of chips]
Azazel: [Literally teleports in her doorway]
Quill, under her breath: Fucker.

Anthony: What. The hell. Were you thinking.
Quill: Releasing birds at a wedding is romantic <3
Anthony: You released ostriches

Portia: What. The hell. Were you thinking.
Talia: Releasing birds at a wedding is romantic!
Vince: You released ostriches.

Usagi: I let my cat drink the bathtub water while I was in it.
Priest: Once again, kind of weird but not a sin.

Seokju: I hate boys!
Seokju: They're literally the worst.
Seokju: They all can just die- Never mind.
Basil: What?
Seokju: Blair finally replied.

C.Ro, being kidnapped: Will I need my toothbrush?
Kidnapper: Shut up.
C.Ro: I'm assuming that means you're providing the toothbrush.

Pearl: Love is for the way you look at me.
Chae: O is for the only one I see.
Khyung: V is very very extraordinary.
Astra: Egg.

Ezra: When corals get stressed, they die, so if I was a coral, I'd be dead.
Myung: What do corals even get stressed about anyways?
Jason and Phillip at the same time: Current events.
Myung: Get out. Both of you, get out.

Brian, texting: Hi, who's this? Holly changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures.
Other person: What's mine?
Brian: "Dwarf."
Other person: I'M NOT THAT SHORT!
Brian: Oh, hey Jackie.

Leo: You bored?
Crispin: Yeah.
Leo: Wanna start drama for no reason?
Crispin: Thought you'd never ask

Taven, with his leg stuck in a chair: Now, you may be asking, “How did you do this to yourself, Uncle Donald?”
Taven: Well, kids, I have no fucking clue either.

Brian: It feels like you’re being a little harsh.
Holly: Thanks, good note. I was going for extremely harsh. I’ll turn it up

Andor: It smells like puke married poop and had the ceremony in my nose.
Ara: You paint with words.

Gerard: When corals get stressed, they die, so if I was a coral, I'd be dead.
Caleb: What do corals even get stressed about anyways?
Leo: Current events.
Kit: Get out.

Brian: Love is for the way you look at me.
Holly: O is for the only one I see.
Jackie: V is very very extraordinary.
Andor: Egg.

Airport Security: Sir, I'm afraid you can't take that on the flight with you.
Andor: Chugs the entire bottle
Airport Security: I don't think that drinking that much vodka is healthy, ma'am.
Andor: I've done it before and I'll do it again.

Kit: I think I'm the most responsible member of this group.
Crispin: Yesterday, I let you into my room to let you borrow my shirt and you managed to set the room on fire.
Kit: There was a spider.

Ara: If anyone needs me,
Ara: I'll be taking a nap in my room.
Ara: So suffer quietly please.

Brian: You've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for thot in a pot.
Brian: *Throws a pot at Holly*
Holly, rolling up her sleeves: Get ready for bitch in a ditch.

Farli: Hey, someone told me you remind them of an owl.
Taven: Who?
Taven:
Taven: FUCK

Ara: Where's Andor?
Dallas: Up on the roof.
Ara: tHE ROOF?!!
Dallas: Relax, he's wearing sunscreen .