Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Zoro: You've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for thot in a pot.
Zoro: [throws a pot at Sanji]
Sanji, rolling up his sleeves: Get ready for bitch in a ditch.

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Vozreal: You've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for thot in a pot.
Vozreal: [throws a pot at Alllison]
Allison, rolling up her sleeves: Get ready for bitch in a ditch.

Damien: Did you buy the eggs like I asked?
Allison: Even better!
Damien: ..What did you-
Allison, holding a chicken: Her name is Egg!

Azrael : ALLISON. WHY ARE THE PLATES NOT IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER
Allison : whAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

Some man at a party: i dare you to-
Azrael: Allison isn't allowed to accept dares
Allison: apparently i have 'nO rEgArD fOr My PeRsOnAl SaFeTy'

@HighPockets

Louis: Giving people money goes against my religion
Louis: Or at least that's what I've been trying to tell the king for these past few years, but-

@Williamnot

Mel: We are here to learn how to treat each other with respect and dignity.
Austin: SO SHUT UP AND LISTEN!
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Austin: You've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for thot in a pot.
Austin: [throws a pot at Mel]
Mel: [rolling up his sleeves] Get ready for bitch in a ditch.
Austin: shit

@knightinadream

Elijah: Where's JJ?
Byungho: Up on the roof.
Elijah: THE ROOF??
Byungho: Relax. He's got sunscreen on.

Jungwoo: Ew, what kind of tea is this?
JJ: I boiled gatorade.

C.Ro: Whenever people say,"You'll regret that in the morning", I sleep till noon because I'm a problem solver.

Elijah: Taeok, you can play the piano?
Taeok: Yeah, lowkey.
Taeok: [plays the lowest key on the piano]

Noir: The sun is shining bright today.
Maestro: [looks at Damian]
Maestro: Yeah.

@SpookyScarySnoteleks

Brook: Azami, you can play the piano?
Azami: Yeah, lowkey.
Azami: [plays the lowest key on the piano]
~~This would have been swapped if Brook wasn't a real live(dead, yohohoho) musician~~

Nami: The sun is shining bright today.
Azami: [looks at Luffy]
Azami: Yeah.

Nami: Where's Zoro?
Azami: Up on top of the crow's nest.
Nami: THE CROW'S NEST??
Azami: Relax. He's got sunscreen on.

Azami: Whenever people say,"You'll regret that in the morning", I sleep till noon because I'm a problem solver.

@Althalosian-is-the-father

Octavia: How do I delete the phone function on my phone?
Rune: What?
Octavia: I don't want phone calls.

Sam: I don't care what anyone says, the cookie part is the best part of an Oreo.
Nathaniel: Darkness without light is an abyss, light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Sam: Yo Socrates, it's a cookie.

Sam: Josiah, how do I get get revenge on my enemies.
Josiah: The best revenge is letting go and living your life to the fullest! :)
Sam: …
Sam: Alene, how do I-
Alene: Bricks.

Alene: Tall people. If we are walking, please take into consideration my tiny legs. I cannot keep up with you TITANS!
Josiah: Just get a pair of roller skates and hang onto my sleeve.

Kym, rolling down the car window: Is there a problem, officer?
Cop: Get the fuck out of my car.

Alene: I'm a sophisticated adult, okay?
Alene: Just last week I purchased a vegetable!

Alene: I hate losing more than I like winning

@Pickles

Alex: I'm a sophisticated adult, okay?
Emma: You're 14
Alex: Just last week I purchased a vegetable!

Alex: I hate losing more than I like winning

Emma: THIS WOMAN
Emma: MAKES ME GAYYYY

@Althalosian-is-the-father

Geneva: I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 7 friend to unlock my tragic backstory.

Octavia: I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 10 friend to unlock my tragic backstory.

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Allison: I don't care what anyone says, the cookie part is the best part of an Oreo.
Azrae: Darkness without light is an abyss, light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Allison: Yo Socrates, it's a cookie.

Azrael, talking about Hellyn: THIS WOMAN
Azrael: MAKES ME GAYYYY

Allison: Whenever people say, "You'll regret that in the morning", I sleep till noon because I'm a problem solver.

@HighPockets

Lucas: Esther, how do I get get revenge on my enemies?
Esther: The best revenge is letting go and living your life to the fullest! :)
Lucas: …
Lucas: Maia, how do I-
Maia: Bricks.

Maia: Tall people. If we are walking, please take into consideration my tiny legs. I cannot keep up with you.
Cedar: Just get a pair of roller skates and hang onto my sleeve.

Cedar: I'm a sophisticated adult, okay?
Cedar: Just last week I purchased a vegetable!

Oberon: I hate losing more than I like winning

@knightinadream

Mugger: Give me your wallet and you won't get hurt.
Chansung: [handing over his wallet] Wanna be my friend?
Mugger: No.
Chansung: [takes wallet back] But you said… ;(

Sebastian: If you kill a killer, the number of killers stay the same.
Matthew and Jack, simultaneously: Kill two.

Khyung: What's the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?
Astra: The audacity.

Pearl: You're not gonna stop staring at us like a lost kitten until we say yes, are you?
Nari, with a basket of puppies: [shakes her head aggressively]

Tony: I forbid you from taking another step down those stairs.
Ezra: Okay.
Ezra: [jumps out the window]

Myung: What's it called when you kill a friend?
Jason: Homiecide.
Phillip: Murder.
Jason: Homiecide.

@threesacult

Anthony: I forbid you from taking another step down those stairs.
Cyrus: Okay
Cyrus: [Jumps out the window]

Quill: I hate losing more than I like winning

Blaire: That feeling you get when you're angry
Blaire, later: I've just been informed that that's called anger

Emmett: I've tried opening my mouth and saying words before and I've gotta say, I'm not a fan

Cyrus: LGBT stands for Let's Go To Bed.
Aria: We're here, we're queer, and we're very tired.
Dally: That's LGTB?
Anthony: This is why we need to go to bed

@HighPockets

Trix: I forbid you from taking another step down those stairs.
Lyra: Okay
Lyra: Jumps out the window

Kate: I hate losing more than I like winning

Beck: I've tried opening my mouth and saying words before and I've gotta say, I'm not a fan

Jackson: LGBT stands for Let's Go To Bed.
Henry: We're here, we're queer, and we're very tired.
Victor: That's LGTB?
Geneva: This is why we need to go to bed

@Moxie

Mugger: Give me your wallet and you won't get hurt.
Oliver: handing over his wallet Wanna be my friend?
Mugger: No.
Oliver: takes wallet back But you said… :(

Sam: If you kill a killer, the number of killers stay the same.
Lila and Theo, simultaneously: Kill two.

Maya: What's the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?
Lila: The audacity.

Lila: You're not gonna stop staring at us like a lost kitten until we say yes, are you?
Oliver, with a basket of puppies: [shakes his head aggressively]

Mr. Gerard: I forbid you from taking another step down those stairs.
Sam: Okay.
Sam: jumps out the window

@SpookyScarySnoteleks

Estella: What's the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?
Peregrine: The audacity.

Shanks: I forbid you from taking another step down those stairs.
Estella: Okay.
Estella: jumps out the window
~~The funny thing is Shanks would 100% do this~~

Azami: LGBT stands for Let's Go To Bed.
Estella: We're here, we're queer, and we're very tired.
Peregrine: That's LGTB?
Teigi: This is why we need to go to bed.

Peregrine: That feeling you get when you're angry
Peregrine, later: I've just been informed that that's called anger

Shanks: What's it called when you kill a friend?
Estella: Homiecide.
Peregrine: Murder.
Estella: Homiecide.

@HighPockets

Mugger: Give me your wallet and you won't get hurt.
Nell, handing over her wallet: Wanna be my friend?
Mugger: No.
Nell, taking her wallet back: But you said… :(

Portia: If you kill a killer, the number of killers stay the same.
Lyra and Trix, simultaneously: Kill two.

Peter: What's the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?
Kate: The audacity.

Rhoda: I forbid you from taking another step down those stairs!
Talia: Okay.
Talia: Jumps out the window

@HighPockets

Vince: What's it called when you kill a friend?
Talia: Homiecide.
Portia: Murder.
Talia: Homiecide

@ElderGod-Icefire

Henry: What's the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?
Marie: The audacity.

Henry: LGBT stands for Let's Go To Bed.
Richard: We're here, we're queer, and we're very tired.
Cosette: That's LGTB?
Marie: This is why we need to go to bed.

Marie: I hate losing more than I like winning.

@threesacult

Quill: What's it called when you kill a friend?
Cyrus: Homiecide.
Anthony: Murder.
Cyrus: Homiecide.

Cyrus: Hey, someone told me you remind them of an owl.
Quill: Who?
Quill:
Quill: FUCK

@knightinadream

Knight: Well, Ash and I have that kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Ash: Sentences.
Knight: Don't interrupt me.

Maestro: It's not gay if I want to date Damian, but as bros, right?
Saint: I'm not an expert, but that sounds pretty gay.
PJ, eating chips: I'm an expert. That's gay.

Lyz: I want to donate my husband's organs.
Doctor: I'm sorry for your los-
Lyz: Shh- Here he comes.

Louis: I'm the cool parent. That's my thing. I'm hip. I surf the web. I text.
Louis: LOL, laugh out loud. OMG, oh my God. WTF, why the face?
Louis: I know all the dances to High School Musical soooo….

Jaeseok: Here's your birthday card!
Dae, opening it: Aw, thanks dear!
Dae:
Dae: …Did you handwrite "asjsklaksjafsa ily"?
Jaeseok: And I meant every word.

Carmen: Have a nice day!
Usagi: Don't tell me what to do.

@HighPockets

Alessandra: Percy and I have that kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Percy: Sentences.
Alessandra: Don't interrupt me.

Nathaniel: It's not gay if I want to date Oscar but as bros, right?
Aristotle: I'm not an expert, but that sounds pretty gay.
Percy, eating chips: I'm an expert. That's gay.

Edgar: I want to donate my brother's organs.
Doctor: I'm sorry for your los-
Edgar: Shh- here he comes.

Aaron: I'm the cool parent. That's my thing. I'm hip. I surf the web. I text.
Aaron: LOL, laugh out loud. OMG, oh my God. WTF, why the face?
Aaron: I know all the dances to High School Musical soooo….

Fern: Here's your birthday card!
Huxley, opening it: Thank you.
Huxley:
Huxley: …Did you handwrite "asjsklaksjafsa ily"?
Fern: And I meant every word.

Martha: Have a nice day!
Geneva: Don't tell me what to do.

@SpookyScarySnoteleks

Shanks: It's not gay if I want to date Mihawk, but as bros, right?
Perona: I'm not an expert, but that sounds pretty gay.
Peregrine, eating chips: I'm an expert. That's gay.

Zoro: I want to donate my husband's organs.
Doctor: I'm sorry for your los-
Zoro: Shh- Here he comes.

Vivi: Here's your birthday card!
Nami, opening it: Aw, thanks dear!
Nami:
Nami: …Did you handwrite "asjsklaksjafsa ily"?
Vivi: And I meant every word.

Sanji: Hey, someone told me you remind them of an owl.
Zoro: Who?
Zoro:
Zoro: FUCK

Mugger: Give me your wallet and you won't get hurt.
Jax, handing over her wallet: Wanna be my friend?
Mugger: No.
Jax, taking her wallet back: But you said… :(

Azami: Makino, how do I get get revenge on my enemies?
Makino: The best revenge is letting go and living your life to the fullest! :)
Azami: …
Azami: Shanks, how do I-
Shanks: Bricks.

Estella: Let’s fight like gentlemen, with a proper sword fight.
Estella: [Pulls out a gun and shoots the other person immediately]

@HighPockets

Harper: Hey, someone told me you remind them of an owl.
Beck: Who?
Beck:
Beck: FUCK

Mugger: Give me your wallet and you won't get hurt.
Fern, handing over her wallet: Wanna be my friend?
Mugger: No.
Fern, taking her wallet back: But you said… :(

Della: Jackson, how do I get get revenge on my enemies?
Jackson: The best revenge is letting go and living your life to the fullest! :)
Della: …
Della: Geneva, how do I-
Geneva: Bricks.

@threesacult