forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Started July 17, 2020 by @HighPockets group

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caroline: i hate losing more than i like winning

Dallas: If Steve Irwin had pinned you down in a headlock, what cool facts would he tell the audience about you and your habitat?
Andor: I don't care. He calls me a beaut, and I really needed to hear it.

Milo: Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation?
Keyla: Literally all the time!?
Milo: Then you should be used to it by now!

Ara: Capitalizing every word in a sentence is vomit-inducing.
Andor: Enjoy Your Trip To Puke Land, Boy!

Frank: Whoever makes Gerard fall asleep will win 100 dollars.
Crispin, holding a frying pan: Where is he?

Gerard: all pleasures are guilty pleasures if you’re anxious enough

Andor: Sorry, but I can't do what you say this time.
Ara: What do you mean "this time"? You've never done anything I said not even once since I've known you.

Garzlan: You often use humor to deflect serious trauma.
Milo: Thank you.
Garzlan: I didn't say that was a good thing.
Milo: What I'm hearing is that you think I'm funny.

Claudio: If Steve Irwin had pinned you down in a headlock, what cool facts would he tell the audience about you and your habitat?
Barry: I don't care. He calls me a beaut, and I really needed to hear it.

Julianna: Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation?
Samuel: Literally all the time!
Julianna: Then you should be used to it by now!

Kate: Capitalizing every word in a sentence is vomit-inducing.
Kristi: Enjoy Your Trip To Puke Land, Babe!

Jackson: Sorry, but I can't do what you say this time.
Geneva: What do you mean "this time"? You've never done anything I said even once since I've known you.

Zol: Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation?
Karák: Literally all the time!?

Gaudári: Capitalizing every word in a sentence is vomit-inducing.
Karák: Enjoy Your Trip To Puke Land!

Karák: All pleasures are guilty pleasures if you’re anxious enough

Why are these all Karák? Gáius needs more time here.

Rhoda: Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation?
Quinn: Literally all the time!
Rhoda: Good. Then you should be used to it by now.

Kidnapper: We have your kid.
Karma: I- uh- what? We're not like- tog… togeth-
Theo: We don't have children.
Karma: He meant, he does not have children, and I, completely separately from him, also lack any kids that may or may not be in my care.
Kidnapper: blinks Okay, then who is this kid playing hide and stab with the guards while singing Never Gonna Give You Up?
Theo: Oh no, we have to get Delta before she sets the prison on fire

Carrie: I hate losing more than I like winning.

Kimmie: Are you SURE I can't punch him in the face?
Chae: Yes.
Kimmie: What if I just broke his nose a little bit?
Chae: No.

Astra: We are sophisticated adults okay?
Astra: Just last week, I purchased a vegetable.

Nari: Tall people. If we are walking, please take into consideration my tiny legs. I cannot keep up with you TITANS!
Orion: Just get a pair of roller skates and hang onto my sleeve.

Pearl: If you walk out that door, we're done.
Khyung: [climbs out the window]

Knight: You know…
Knight: I'm like God.
Usagi: How?
Knight: People ignore my existence unless they need something from me.
Usagi: Damn. Okay. That was deep.

Azami: We are sophisticated adults, okay?
Azami: Just last week, I purchased a vegetable.

Peregrine: I hate losing more than I like winning.

Harper: We are sophisticated adults, okay?
Harper: Just last week, I purchased a vegetable.

Chan: I'm a sophisticated adults, okay?
Chan: Just last week I purchased a vegetable

Lucas: I hate losing more than I like winning

Lucas: Are you SURE I can't punch him in the face?
Ren: Yes.
Lucas: What if I just broke his nose a little bit?
Ren: No.

Himari: Whoever makes Chan fall asleep will win 100 dollars.
Lucas, holding a frying pan: Where is he?

Elyas: All pleasures are guilty pleasures if you’re anxious enough

Ren: You often use humor to deflect serious trauma.
Chan: Thank you.
Ren: I didn't say that was a good thing.
Chan: What I'm hearing is that you think I'm funny.

Chan: I'm not drunk
Elyas: Yes, you are
Chan: I'm noT DRUNK
Elyas: Then can you tell the time?
Chan: Okay! [turns to the clock] I'M NOT DRUNK

Ren: I hope you two have an explanation for this
Chan: Actually we have three
Himari: Pick your favorite

Chan: You know, I'm really good when it comes to flirting-
Lucas, walking by: Your hair looks less horrible today
Chan, panicking: Thanks, I grew it myself-

Ren: Where's Himari?
Lucas: She's probably asleep
Zephyr: She's probably taking a shower
Himari, walking in: Sorry I'm late! I was asleep in the shower

Lucas: Are we in trouble?
Auntie Li: Take a guess
Lucas: Um…no?
Auntie Li: Take another guess

Azami: I'm not drunk
Nami: Yes, you are
Azami: I'm noT DRUNK
Nami: Then can you tell the time?
Azami: Okay! [turns to the clock] I'M NOT DRUNK

Nami: Where's Azami?
Zoro: She's probably asleep
Sanji: She's probably taking a shower
Azami, walking in: Sorry I'm late! I was asleep in the shower

Azrael: Are you SURE I can't punch him in the face?
Allison: Yes.
Azrael: What if I just broke his nose a little bit?
Allison: No.

Kidnapper: We have your kid.
Damien: We don't have kids
Kidnapper: blinks Okay, then who is this kid playing hide and stab with the guards while singing Never Gonna Give You Up?
Allison: Oh no, we have to get Ronald before he sets the prison on fire

Allison: Breathe if you think I'm cute.
Vozreal:
Allison: WHY ARE YOU TURNING BLUE-

Vozreal, burritoed in 3 comforters: I am the blanket taco. The beginning and end of comfort. I am the couch potato, the king of sleepy and the superhero of watching cartoons all day.
Allison: You've been wrapped like that for 8 hours, you sure you're okay?
Vozreal: …I'm stuck and really have to pee.

Allison: Tall people. If we are walking, please take into consideration my tiny legs. I cannot keep up with you TITANS!
Vozreal, who is 7' tall: Just get a pair of roller skates and hang onto my sleeve.

Allison: If you walk out that door, we're done.
Rachel: [climbs out the window]

Satan: You know…
Satan: I'm like God.
God HERSELF: How?
Satan: People ignore my existence unless they need something from me.
God HERSELF: Damn. Okay. That was deep.

Ginny: I'm a sophisticated adult, okay?
Ginny: Just last week I purchased a vegetable!

Anne: I hate losing more than I like winning

Carrie: Are you sure I can't punch him in the face?
Ayla: Yes.
Carrie: What if I just broke his nose a little bit?

~popping back in because why not, featuring a random kora quote~

Kora: Meet SlimJim, my two-headed volcano dog
Guards: ????
Kora: Oh, that's right. You haven't been to Earth. An uncultured swine. I forgot those existed
Kora: . . .
Kora: Theresa has corrupted me

Tess, rolling down the car window: What seems to be the problem, officer?
Cop: Get the FUCK out of my car

Tess: rips open the shower curtain on Kit: Do you—stop screaming, it's me—do you know where Ryker is? I left him at the dining table and now he isn't there and I'm concerned because he's lactose intolerant and I saw cheese on his plate

Rhydar: You're the most famous spy in the universe, which means you're the least successful spy in the universe
Demitri: I'm famous because I know Cinthia
Cinthia: And he's the only spy that can be in the know before the literal embodiment of time is in the know
Demitri: And that's only because I pretend to be in the know and act as if I knew the whole time when something I vaguely and indirectly hinted at happens
Rhydar: …
Rhydar: I was trYING TO MAKE A JOKE

Young Kora: I don't really know what kind of girl I am
Old Kora: I am a 20,000 year old kraken from the sea~

Tired Ryker: ALEXIS
Tired Ryker: WHY AREN'T THE PLATES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER
Alexis: whAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN??

Jax: Tall people. If we are walking, please take into consideration my tiny legs. I cannot keep up with you TITANS!
Brook: Just get a pair of roller skates and hang onto my sleeve.

Lysander: Fuck!
Ayla: Where did he hear that?!
Carrie: Yeah, where did the fuck did he heart that?
Carrie:
Carrie: Alright, I see what's going on here.

Kidnapper: We have your son
Zachary: I don't have a son?
Kidnapper: Then who is this pissy twelve year old??
Cas: I'M NINETEEN YOU ASSHOLES, LOOK, IT'S ON MY FUCKING I.D. I SWEAR TO GOD
Zachary: Oh god, they have Cas

Marine: We have your daughter, we took her from your ship.
Shanks: My daughter isn't on my ship?
Marine: Then who's this kid running around and waving a knife at everybody?
Shanks: Oh god, you have Azami.
Shanks: Good luck.

Matthew: Yo this party is so dead.
Chansung: We're at a funeral.

Basil: Are you okay?
Jack, looking at coffins on Google: Yeah, why do you ask?

Adrian: Hello Hyungwon, Jaesung.
Hyungwon:
Jaesung:
Adrian: You may be wondering why I'm taped to the ceiling.

Maeng: Kimin, how do I get get revenge on my enemies.
Kimin: The best revenge is letting go and living your life to the fullest! :)
Maeng: …
Maeng: Haeil, how do I-
Haeil: Bricks.

Sebastian: I don't care what anyone says, the cookie part is the best part of an Oreo.
Minwoo: Darkness without light is an abyss, light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Seokju: You Socrates, it's a fucking cookie.

Adelia: Gerard…What are you doing?
Gerard: Making chocolate pudding.
Adelia: It's 4 in the morning! Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?
Gerard: Because I've lost control of my life.

Leo: I dare you to-
Kit: Crispin isn't allowed to accept dares.
Crispin: Apparently I have "no regard for my personal safety".

Ara: I'm leaving for three days. Brian is in charge. I've left notes for each of you with instructions
Andor: Mine just says 'Andor, no.'
Ara: And you can apply that to every possible situation

Ara: How do I delete the phone function on my phone?
Dallas: What?
Ara: I don't want phone calls.

Dallas: I don't care what anyone says, the cookie part is the best part of an Oreo.
Ara: Darkness without light is an abyss, light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Andor: Yo Socrates, it's a fucking cookie.

Keyla: Garzlan, how do I get get revenge on my enemies.
Garzlan: The best revenge is letting go and living your life to the fullest! :)
Keyla: …
Keyla: Milo, how do I-
Milo: Bricks.

Dallas: Tall people. If we are walking, please take into consideration my tiny legs. I cannot keep up with you TITANS!
Andor: Just get a pair of roller skates and hang onto my sleeve.

Holly, rolling down the car window: What seems to be the problem, officer?
Cop: Get the FUCK out of my car

Andor: I'm a sophisticated adult, okay?
Andor: Just last week I purchased a vegetable!

Ara: I hate losing more than I like winning

Crispin: Are you sure I can't punch him in the face?
Frank: Yes.
Crispin: What if I just broke his nose a little bit?

Jackie: Where's Andor?
Ara: He's probably asleep
Dallas: He's probably taking a shower
Andor, walking in: Sorry I'm late! I was asleep in the shower

Percy: Ari…what are you doing?
Aristotle: Making chocolate pudding.
Percy: It's 4 in the morning! Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?
Aristotle: Because I've lost control of my life.

Douglas: I dare you to-
Aristotle: Percy isn't allowed to accept dares.
Percy: Apparently I have "no regard for my personal safety".

Alessandra: I'm leaving for three days. Aristotle is in charge. I've left notes for each of you with instructions
Percy: Mine just says 'Percy, no.'
Alessandra: And you can apply that to every possible situation

Geneva: How do I delete the phone function on my phone?
Victor: What?
Geneva: I don't want phone calls.

Casey: I don't care what anyone says, the cookie part is the best part of an Oreo.
Beck: Darkness without light is an abyss, light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Harper: Yo Socrates, it's a fucking cookie.

Therese: Jon, how do I get get revenge on my enemies?
Jon: The best revenge is letting go and living your life to the fullest! :)
Therese: …
Therese: Ol, how do I-
Oliver: Bricks.

Anne: Tall people. If we are walking, please take into consideration my tiny legs. I cannot keep up with you titans.
Ginny: Just get a pair of roller skates and hang onto my sleeve.

Jackson, rolling down the car window: What seems to be the problem, officer?
Cop: Get the FUCK out of my car

Delta: Whenever you have a problem, ask yourself: are you gonna BOOHOO or YEEHAW?
Theo: Boohoo, then yeehaw because I'm sensitive.
Delta: That's the spirit! Sometimes, boohooing is the first step to yeehawing.
Karma: Hello, I'd like to report two people being possessed by a cowboy

gunner, when they first met: i can't even tell if you're a boy or a girl
sockeye, juggling their culinary knives and grinning: i'm a war criminal!