Jax: Takes a sip of her fruit punch and slams it down onto the table
Jax: Here's the thing. If Santa Claus know when kids are naughty or nice, then he knew that Rudolph was being bullied!
Nami: So what did you do today?
Azami: I went to the park and saw a kid on the swing set. She swung really hard and fell flat on her face, so that was pretty fun.
Nami: Was the kid okay?
Azami: Yeah, she was fine.
Nami: How do you know?
Azami: I was the kid.
Henry, wearing Victor's glasses: How do I look?
Victor: I have no idea.
Spencer: So what did you do today?
Alex: I went to the park and saw a kid on the swing set. He swung really hard and fell flat on his face, so that was pretty fun.
Spencer: Was the kid okay?
Quinn: Yeah, he was fine.
Spencer: How do you know?
Quinn: I was the kid.
Dallas: Man, I could never be a 911 dispatcher.
Holly: Yeah, I don't think I could either.
Dallas: I mean, I hate talking on the phone at the best of times. I need to call about the warranty on my headphones and I've been putting that off for like two months.
Holly: What the hell? Do you want me to do it for you?
Ara: So what did you do today?
Andor: I went to the park and saw a kid on the swing set. He swung really hard and fell flat on his face, so that was pretty fun.
Ara: Was the kid okay?
Andor: Yeah, he was fine.
Ara: How do you know?
Andor: I was the kid.
Kit: What do you want to do? We've got time to kill.
Crispin: Alright, any particular targets in mind, or are we just freestyling it?
Kit: What?
Crispin: What.
Ara: Can you not Andor this into a weirder situation than it already is?
Andor: Did you just use me as a verb?
Beck: Man, I could never be a 911 dispatcher.
Marisol: Yeah, I don't think I could either.
Beck: I mean, I hate talking on the phone at the best of times. I need to call about the warranty on my headphones and I've been putting that off for like two months.
Marisol: What the hell? Do you want me to do it for you?
Quinn: What do you want to do? We've got time to kill.
Talia: Alright, any particular targets in mind, or are we just freestyling it?
Quinn: What?
Talia: What.
Haeil: I'd chant "Bloody Mary" in my car side mirror three times and watch her jog to try to keep up.
Matthew: Even a dick to demons, I see.
Maeng, angrily: You wanna fight??? You wanna catch these hands???
Basil:
Basil: [holds Maeng's little fists]
Maeng: Okay, I'm calm now.
Hyungwon: Jaesung, can you turn the lights on?
Jaesung: I don't have to, you're the only light that I need in my life.
Hyungwon: I-
Jack: FUCKING TURN IT ON! WE CAN'T SEE!
Adrian: [lays across a table trying to be seductive]
Adrian: Hey- [table breaks]
Geneva: I'd chant "Bloody Mary" in my car side mirror three times and watch her job to try to keep up.
Jackson: Even a dick to demons, I see.
New ship? New ship!
Anne: Ginny, can you turn the lights on?
Ginny: I don't have to, you're the only light that I need in my life.
Anne: That's very sweet and all, but I can't see.
Ginny: Lays across a table trying to be seductive
Ginny, winking at Anne: Hey-
The table: Breaks
Quill: I love the term “partners.” It’s so ambiguous.
Quill: Are we lovers or are we robbing a bank together? Wouldn’t you like to know!
Karma: I'd chant "Bloody Mary" in my car side mirror three times and watch her jog to try to keep up.
Quill: Even a dick to other demons, I see.
Anthony: What do you want to do? We've got time to kill.
Jack: Alright, any particular targets in mind, or are we just freestyling it?
Anthony: What
Jack: What
Maneg: I think Jaesung messed up our school lunches, look.
Maneg: [holds up a post-it note that says "I love you so much!"]
Chansung: Oh, that explains this then.
Chansung: [holds up a post-it note that says "Please be good. For the love of God, be good."]
Jaeseok: Have you ever been cheated on?
Louis:
Louis: My dog one time ran to Dasun first.
Ezra: If I die, my funeral is gonna be the biggest party and you're all invited.
Tony, just passing by: "If."
Fen: Great. The only party I've ever been invited to and he might not die.
AJ: If you're ever bored and alone…
AJ: Punch an orphan, who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Pearl: Okay, you know what!? You're on time out! GET ON TOP OF THAT FRIDGE!
Astra, climbing on the fridge: This house is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE.
Byungho: Why have I been getting texts from JJ saying he'll yeet me out of the solar system.
Jungwoo: I told him that I loved you more than him.
Sanji: Okay, you know what!? You're on time out! GET ON TOP OF THAT FRIDGE!
Luffy, climbing on the fridge: This ship is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE.
Luffy: I think Torao messed up our school lunches, look.
Luffy: [holds up a post-it note that says "I love you so much!"]
Jax: Oh, that explains this then.
Jax: [holds up a post-it note that says "Please be good. For the love of God, be good."]
Estella: I love the term “partners.” It’s so ambiguous.
Estella: Are we lovers or are we robbing a bank together? Wouldn’t you like to know!
Estella: If I die, my funeral is gonna be the biggest party and you're all invited.
Peregrine, just passing by: "If."
Shanks: Great. The greatest party I've ever been invited to and she might not die.
Law: Can you not Azami this into a weirder situation than it already is?
Azami: Did you just use me as a verb?
Richard: What are you thinking about?
Henry: If a duck and a chick had a baby together, would it be called a chuck?
Richard:
Richard: Or a dick?
Marie: Can you not Henry this into a weirder situation than it already is?
Henry: Did you just use me as a verb?
Henry: Richard, can you turn the lights on?
Richard: I don't have to, you're the only light that I need in my life.
Henry: That's very sweet and all, but I can't see.
Henry: I love the term “partners.” It’s so ambiguous.
Henry: Are we lovers or are we robbing a bank together? Wouldn’t you like to know!
Anne: Can you not Virginia this into a weirder situation than it already is?
Ginny: Hold on, did you just use my name as a verb?
Anne: I love the term “partners.” It’s so ambiguous.
Anne: Are we lovers or are we robbing a bank together? Wouldn’t you like to know!
(my enby hasn’t been named yet so I can’t currently use this, but I want to save it for later:)
Person1: You ever notice how almost all laws use “he” or “she” in their clauses?
Person1: …Which means that I, a person who uses they/them, am above the law, and thus can not be arrested.
Officer:
Officer: just get in the car.
Robin: You ever notice how almost all laws use “he” or “she” in their clauses?
Robin: …Which means that I, a person who uses they/them, am above the law, and thus can not be arrested.
Oberon:
Oberon: Just get in the car.
Karák: I think Gáius messed up our school lunches, look.
Karák: holds up a post-it note that says "I love you so much!”
Vetáki: Oh, that explains this then.
Vetáki: holds up a post-it note that says "Please be good. For the love of God, be good."
Ankro: I love the term “partners.” It’s so ambiguous.
Ankro: Are we lovers or are we robbing a bank together? Wouldn’t you like to know!
Haidráqo: If I die, my funeral is gonna be the biggest party and you're all invited.
Gáius, just passing by: "If."
Ankro: Great. The only party I've ever been invited to and he might not die.
Blaire: You ever notice how almost all laws use “he” or “she” in their clauses?
Blaire: …Which means that I, a person who uses they/them, am above the law, and thus can not be arrested.
Tyl:
Tyl: Just get in the car.
Dally: If I die, my funeral is gonna be the biggest party and you're all invited.
Jack, just passing by: "If."
Quill: Great. The only party I've ever been invited to and he might not die.
Dally: Hey, kid! Wanna become a space outlaw and steal some precious artifacts with me?
Quill: Uh… I’m pretty sure that’s illegal.
Dally: That’s the spirit!
Taeok: Yesterday I saw Elijah in the park screaming "BAD DOG" at a goose and I still can't stop thinking about it.
Tony: Fen, why is there a normal sized carrot in the bag of baby carrots?
Fen: They need adult supervision.
Jaesok: Can I go see my boyfriend?
Louis: No!
Jaeseok: Why?
Louis: Chores before whores.
Jaeseok: Louie-
Louis: Dishes before bitches.
Jaeseok: Why are you like this?
Louis: Cutting the grass before getting ass.
Nari: I'm not THAT short!
Orion: I mistake you for a traffic cone at least twice a day.
Basil: [exists]
Minwoo, in tears: So blessed. So moved. So grateful. Can't believe this is my life. Never going to take for granted. Always going to give back. Thank you.
Peregrine: Can I go see my girlfriend?
Shanks: No!
Peregrine: Why?
Shanks: Chores before whores.
Peregrine: Papa-
Shanks: Dishes before bitches.
Peregrine: Why are you like this?
Shanks: Cutting the grass before getting ass.
Oscar: If I had a nickel for every time I narrowly avoided being executed for treason, I'd have two nickels.
Oscar: It isn't a lot, but it is weird that that's happened to me twice.
Beck: Yesterday I saw some kid in the park screaming "BAD DOG" at a goose and I still can't stop thinking about it.
Izzy: Can I go see my boyfriend?
Francesca: No!
Izzy: Why?
Francesca: Chores before whores.
Izzy: Francesca-
Francesca: Dishes before bitches.
Izzy: Why are you like this?
Francesca: Cutting the grass before getting ass.
Anne: I'm not that short!
Ginny: I mistake you for a traffic cone at least twice a day.
Fern: Exists
Huxley, in tears: So blessed. So moved. So grateful. Can't believe this is my life. Never going to take anything for granted. Always going to give back. Thank you.
A monument to the beauty of the relationship of Gáius and Vetáki.
Gáius: Yesterday I saw Vetáki in the park screaming "BAD DOG" at a goose and I still can't stop thinking about it.
Gáius: Vetáki, why is there a normal sized carrot in the bag of baby carrots?
Vetáki: They need adult supervision.
Vetáki: exists
Gáius, in tears: So blessed. So moved. So grateful. Can't believe this is my life. Never going to take for granted. Always going to give back. Thank you.
ai: mihael, did lyss pay you to kill gabe?
miahel, sprawled out on the couch in the arena lounge, sipping a monster out of a martini glass: yeah, he gave me 56 bucks
lorelei: why would he pay you to do something he could do himself?
lyss, on top of the pool table: was lazy