Quill: The brooding look suits you.
Jack: Every look suits me.
Cyrus: If I punch myself and it hurts, does that make me strong or weak?
Quill: Strong.
Dally: Weak.
Anthony: An idiot, mostly-
Karma: I like my coffee how I like my men.
Karma: Full of intestines.
Karma: [Sips coffee slowly]
Quill: …You what
Calla: The brooding look suits you.
Oleander: Every look suits me.
Douglas: If I punch myself and it hurts, does that make me strong or weak?
Percy: Strong.
Miette: Weak.
Oscar: An idiot, mostly.
Kimmie: Let's play 21 questions, you start.
Charli: Sure, what's your favorite color?
Kimmie: Triangle. Are you into girls?
Hyungwon: Seokie, care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment?
Seokju: They're golden retrievers. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.
JJ: Wanna see a cool trick?
Elijah: Well go ahead.
JJ: Close your eyes.
Elijah: How much longer?
JJ: Okay, you can open your eyes now.
Elijah: So what happened?
Taeok: He ate your fries.
Ashley: When I become a secret spy, I'm gonna be agent C.
Ashley: Tell everyone I'm spy-c.
Georgie: Crushes are the worst.
Jamie: Yeah. Whenever I'm near someone I have a crush on, I start acting stupid.
Georgie: You're always acting stupid around Eleanor.
Jamie: Yeah, don't think too hard about that one.
Oberon: Raising a family would be hard.
Robin: Not if they're buried close enough to each other.
Oberon: What?
Robin: What?
Becca: You often use humor to deflect serious trauma.
Jackson: Thank you.
Becca: I didn't say that was a good thing.
Jackson: What I'm hearing is that you think I'm funny.
Nell: Therese told me instead of being sad I should, "go get it girl". So I'm going to go get it, girl.
Joan: Get what?
Nell: Unclear. I'll just get everything to be safe.
Esther: We had a bonding moment! I cradled you in my arms!
Oleander: Nope, don't remember it, didn't happen.
Luci: Do you want a couple extra minutes to review before the test?
Bee: No, we die like men.
Luci: Ugh, why is it always "like men".
Kate: We die like men, unprepared and useless.
Beatrice: If you hurt Oscar, I'll kill you.
Nathaniel: If I hurt Oscar, I'll kill myself.
Beatrice: Not if I kill you first.
Oscar: Pleasure to watch you two interact, as always.
Oliver: Don't worry guys, I have a plan!
Jon: A good plan, where no one dies?
Oliver: Let's not make assumptions quite yet!
Nich: You won't shoot me! I've got a witness.
Alexei: Turn around, Kit.
Carrie: Turns around
Nich: …Kit?
Alice, trying to cheer Victor up: Come on, Victor, Henry can't be good at everything. Who knows, maybe he's a terrible kisser.
Victor: No, he's good at that to.
Alice: Well, there has to be someth-
Alice: Wait, what?
Alessandra: My spouse needs to be graceful, sophisticated, and coordinated.
Percy: Hey Liss-
Percy: Crashes into a table, falls and drags everything off the table with him
Alessandra:
Alessandra: I want that one.
Jack: Don't worry guys, I have a plan!
Anthony: A good plan, where no one dies?
Jack: Let's not make assumptions quite yet!
Quill, trying to cheer Emmett up: Come on, Emmett, Jack can't be good at everything. Who knows, maybe he's a terrible kisser.
Emmett: No, he's good at that too.
Quill: Well, there has to be someth-
Quill: Wait, what?
Love: You often use humor to deflect serious trauma.
Cyrus: Thank you.
Love: I didn't say that was a good thing.
Cyrus: What I'm hearing is that you think I'm funny.
Jackson: Don't worry guys, I have a plan!
Victor: A good plan where no one gets hurt?
Jackson: Let's not make assumptions quite yet!
Douglas, trying to cheer Nathaniel up: Come on, Oscar can't be good at everything. Who knows, maybe he's a terrible kisser.
Nathaniel: No, he's good at that too.
Douglas: Well, there has to be someth-
Douglas: Wait, what?
Samuel: You often use humor to deflect serious trauma.
Nich: Thank you.
Samuel: I didn't say that was a good thing.
Nich: What I'm hearing is that you think I'm funny.
Azami, trying to cheer Sanji up: Come on, Zoro can't be good at everything. Who knows, maybe he's a terrible kisser.
Sanji: No, he's good at that too.
Azami: Well, there has to be someth-
Azami: Wait, what?
Azami: Don't worry guys, I have a plan!
Law: A good plan, where no one dies?
Azami: Let's not make assumptions quite yet!
Azami: Nami told me instead of being sad I should, "go get it girl". So I'm going to go get it, girl.
Usopp: Get what?
Azami: Unclear. I'll just get everything to be safe.
Azami: Wanna see a cool trick?
Usopp: Well go ahead.
Azami: Close your eyes.
Usopp: How much longer?
Azami: Okay, you can open your eyes now.
Usopp: So what happened?
Nami: She ate your fries.
Vivi: Let's play 21 questions, you start.
Nami: Sure, what's your favorite color?
Vivi: Triangle. Are you into girls?
Perona: If I punch myself and it hurts, does that make me strong or weak?
Mihawk: Strong.
Zoro: Weak.
Peregrine: An idiot, mostly-
Seung: …Why is there a green owl outside our dorms?
Basil, tapping furiously on his phone: I didn't finish today's Spanish lesson!
Jack: I am a ninja.
Kimin: No you're not.
Jack: Yes I am. Did you see that?
Kimin: What?
Jack: Exactly.
Chansung: Whenever I see a frog on a lily pad I think,"Yes, frog, that is exactly where you're supposed to be."
Matthew: That's what God says about me when he sees me crying in a McDonald's bathroom.
Seokju: Why is Adrian carrying around a plotted plant?
Haeil: He said so many stupid things today that I'm making him carry that to make up for the oxygen he wasted.
Hyungwon: When you said "magic in bed", this isn't exactly what I had in mind.
Jaesung, holding up the queen of spades: Is this your card?
Hyungwon: Holy shit.
Harper: Whenever I see a frog on a lily pad I think,"Yes, frog, that is exactly where you're supposed to be."
Beck: That's what God says about me when he sees me crying in a McDonald's bathroom.
Oscar: When you said "magic in bed", this isn't exactly what I had in mind.
Nathaniel, holding up the queen of spades: Is this your card?
Oscar: Holy shit.
Dallas: What is Mitt Romney's full name?
Andor, panicking: Mittens Romney.
Garzlan: I’ve lost everything. I’ve even lost my pen
Milo, looking at the pen behind his ear: I’ll help you find it for 20 dollars.
Caleb: Whenever I see a frog on a lily pad I think,"Yes, frog, that is exactly where you're supposed to be."
Gerard: That's what God says about me when he sees me crying in my study at three in the morning.
Dallas: Why is Andor carrying around a plotted plant?
Ara: He said so many stupid things today that I'm making him carry that to make up for the oxygen he wasted.
Holly: I am a ninja.
Brian: No you're not.
Holly: Yes I am. Did you see that?
Brian: What?
Holly: Exactly.
Andor: If I punch myself and it hurts, does that make me strong or weak?
Dallas: Strong.
Holly: Weak.
Ara: An idiot, mostly-
Holly: Jackie told me instead of being sad I should, "go get it girl". So I'm going to go get it, girl.
Brian: Get what?
Holly: Unclear. I'll just get everything to be safe.
Keyla: The brooding look suits you.
Milo: Every look suits me.
Claudio: What is Mitt Romney's full name?
Barry: Mittens Romney.
Samuel: I’ve lost everything. I’ve even lost my pen!
Nich, looking at the pen behind his ear: I’ll help you find it for 20 dollars.
Martha: Whenever I see a frog on a lily pad I think,"Yes, frog, that is exactly where you're supposed to be."
Victor: That's what God says about me when He sees me crying in my office at three in the morning.
Luci: Kristi told me instead of being sad I should, "go get it girl". So I'm going to go get it, girl.
Bee: Get what?
Luci: Unclear. I'll just get everything to be safe.
Fortune: Let’s play 21 questions, you start.
Johann: What’s your favorite color?
Fortune: Triangle. Are you into guys?
Melisande: I like my coffee how I like my men.
Melisande: Full of intestines.
Melisande: sips coffee slowly
Fortune: …You what?
Fortune: Hey, can you wash the dishes?
Melisande: I’LL WASH THE WALLS WITH YOUR BLOOD.
Fortune: Okay, but before you do that, can you wash the dishes? And use soap this time.
Mary: Let’s play 21 questions, you start.
Isla: What’s your favorite color?
Mary: Triangle. Are you into Girls?
Josephine: Hey, can you wash the dishes?
Melaine: I’LL WASH THE WALLS WITH YOUR BLOOD.
Josephine: Okay, but before you do that, can you wash the dishes? And use soap this time.
Sabo: Whenever I see a frog on a lily pad I think, "Yes, frog, that is exactly where you're supposed to be."
Tori: That's what God says about me when they see me crying in my study at three in the morning.
Dragon: Do you want a couple extra minutes to practice before the assessment?
Sabo: No, we die like men.
Koala: Ugh, why is it always "like men".
Tori: We die like men, unprepared and useless.
Sanji: If you hurt Jax, I'll kill you.
Law: If I hurt Jax, I'll kill myself.
Sanji: Not if I kill you first.
Nami: Pleasure to watch you two interact, as always.
Myung: Does this outfit make me look like I'm about to kill someone?
Tony: Well, yeah a bit.
Myung, grabbing his keys and leaving the house: Good.
Nari: If you spell skeletons backwards, it's still skeletons!
Chae: Man I can't wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks.
JJ: Tell me a joke.
Byungho: You look great today.
JJ: Thanks!
JJ:
JJ: Wait a minute.
Carmen: Honey, can you help me with this zipper?
Lyz: Of course.
Carmen:
Carmen: Up Lyz, I meant zip it up honey.
Lyz: Right, oopsies.
Usagi: Oh man, I spilled soup on the floor!
Usagi: Hey, does the five second rule apply to soup?
Ash:
Usagi: Please hurry! It's been three seconds!
Azami: Oh man, I spilled soup on the floor!
Azami: Hey, does the five second rule apply to soup?
Sanji:
Azami: Please hurry! It's been three seconds!
was screwing around on insta and found a quote that i had to plug @zesty-eggmcmuffin 's charas into, seeing as i am their godparent and know them as well as mine. also i got permission and was happy
tess: you know you've made it in life when you see pictures of yourself everywhere
nik: those-those are wanted posters.
Cavendish: You know you've made it in life when you see pictures of yourself everywhere.
Bartolomeo: Those-those are wanted posters.
Geneva: Does this outfit make me look like I'm about to kill someone?
Jackson: Yeah, a little bit.
Geneva, grabbing her keys and leaving the apartment: Good.
Oleander: Tell me a joke.
Lavinia: You look great today.
Oleander: Thanks!
Oleander:
Oleander: Wait a minute.
Barry: Oh man, I spilled soup on the floor!
Barry: Hey, does the five second rule apply to soup?
Frankie:
Barry: Please hurry! It's been three seconds!
catori, waltzing into her weekly mandatory sessions with the school guidance counselor, wearing a hawaiian shirt and the deepest blood read lipstick ever, drinking what may or may not be an alcoholic drink from a mason jar with a straw: you would not believe the week i've had
Chansung: Lately I've been struggling a lot with my life…
Jack: You can't help your open your juice box, right?
Chansung: Yes. Could you help me please??
Basil: What the fuck-
Sebastian: Hey! Language.
Basil: C'est quoi ce foutoir-
Sebastian: No.
Adrian: I just want to be called cute and funny like 23/7.
Minwoo: Why not 24 though?
Adrian: Snack breaks.
Kimin: Maeng does have a point.
Maeng: Don't agree with me, it makes me feel uncomfortable.
Bee: Lately I've been struggling a lot with my life…
Kate: You can't help your open your juice box, right?
Bee: Yes. Could you help me please?
Alice: What the fuck-
Victor: Alice! Language!
Alice: C'est quoi ce foutoir-
Victor: No.
Oleander: Vivian does have a point.
Vivian: Don't agree with me, it makes me feel uncomfortable.
Jax: Lately I've been struggling a lot with my life…
Law: You can't help your open your juice box, right?
Jax: Yes. Could you help me please?
Sanji: What the fuck-
Chopper: Sanji! Language!
Sanji: C'est quoi ce foutoir-
Chopper: No.
Clementine: Lately I've been struggling a lot with my life…
Sunny: You can't help your open your juice box, right?
Clementine: Yes. Could you help me please??
Aika: What the fuck-
Sunny: Hey! Language.
Aika: なに f-
Sunny: No.
Vi: I just want to be called cute and funny like 23/7.
Sunny: Why not 24 though?
Vi: Snack breaks.
Aika: Akako does have a point.
Akako: Don't agree with me, it makes me feel uncomfortable.
Zephyr: What the fuck
Ren: Hey! Language!
Zephyr: 什么他妈的-
Ren: No
Zephyr: Due to personal reasons, I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large box, and I do not wish to be disturbed.
Elyas: Ren said "I love you" and you said "thanks", didn't you?
Zephyr: The reasons are strictly personal and I do not wish to discuss them
Ren: Why are you drenched???
Elyas: I was running
Ren: Why?
Elyas: Well, Lucas and I were crossing the road but there was this dude in a car that honked at us
Ren: Oh gosh, what did Lucas do?
Lucas, running in and and slamming the door shut: Who wants a steering wheel?
Ren: You ripped someone's steering wheel out of their car?
Lucas: Yeah, so now we can honk at him :)