Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Vivian, after saving Oleander's life: Are you alright?
Oleander: Yeah, I think so.
Vivian: WELL, YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE!

Lyra: For the last mission, I had to go undercover.
Lyra: To make sure I wasn't recognized, I had to wear something drab and uninspired, so-
Dima: Why do I feel like this is going to be a dig at me?
Lyra: I wore Dima's clothes.
Dima: There it is.

Jackson: Has a possibly dangerous idea
Morgan: Wakes up in a cold sweat
Morgan: Something is wrong.

Oleander: I've decided to see Lavinia's threat against my life as her flirting.
Calla: How are you still alive?

Kate: Are you ready to commit?
Bee:
Bee: Like a crime, or like finishing a quart of ice cream?

Beck: Stop asking me how everything is going. I don't know, I'm ignoring it.

Oscar: How come you have been abnormally nice to me?
Beatrice: What do you mean?
Oscar: You just seem nicer than usual.
Beatrice: Huh. I can slap you if you want, I guess.

@Starfast

Andor: Ok, I need to focus.
Ara: Yeah same. I tuned you out like 5 minutes ago.

Brian: How come you have been abnormally nice to me?
Holly: What do you mean?
Brian: You just seem nicer than usual.
Holly: Huh. I can slap you if you want, I guess.

Gerard: Stop asking me how everything is going. I don't know, I'm ignoring it.

Jackie: Are you ready to commit?
Holly:
Holly: Like a crime, or like finishing a quart of ice cream?

Crispin: *Has a possibly dangerous idea*
Gerard: Wakes up in a cold sweat
Gerard: Something is wrong.

Jackie: Be careful with my emotional baggage
Jackie: It's designer

Andor: [peeling a banana] May I take your jacket, hehe.
Ara: Do you think other people can't hear you?

Andor: Why is all my underwear in the freezer?
Ara: You said, "this is going to confuse me so much tomorrow" and put them in. Apparently drunk you likes to play pranks on sober you.
Andor:
Andor: That explains so much.

Brian: [Taking a shower]
Holly: [pulls back the shower curtains]
Holly: Are we- stop shouting, it's just me, are we out of root beer?

Jackie: I wasn't that drunk.
Holly: You came downstairs saying you were "dressed to impress".
Jackie: What was I wearing?
Holly: Nothing.

Andor: For the last mission, I had to go undercover.
Andor: To make sure I wasn't recognized, I had to wear something so drab and uninspired-
Ara: Why do I feel like this is going to be a dig at me.
Andor: I wore Ara's clothes.
Ara: There it is.

Crispin: You ever think about how your skeleton is always wet?
Gerard: I wish I never had, but thanks for ruining my life.
Crispin: Don't worry! There will come a time where it isn't!
Gerard: Thanks! Even worse!

Kit: Where's Jarrod?
Leo: Well, he's small. He's probably under something.

Kit: I've got a 2 millenia plan.
Gerard: Cool, I've got the next two and a half hours planned, and then, there's darkness.

Milo: Oh! Here's my award for best soldier!
Garzlan: Milo, that's an angry letter from the Arribean Royal Family asking you to please just turn yourself into the authorities because they literally cannot deal with your bullshit anymore.
Milo:… well it says 'most' so I'm calling it an award.

Frank after saving Crispin's life: Are you alright?
Crispin: Yeah, I think so.
Frank: WELL YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE, WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!

Ara: Okay but like studying? Student-dying? It all makes sense now!
Dallas: …Are you okay?
Ara: I have been awake for 72 hours.

Holly: I've sent good vibes your way
Holly: They're coming
Holly: There's nothing you can do to stop them
Jackie:
Jackie: That's the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up

Dallas: Ara, aren’t you going to help us?!
Ara: To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene iii, line 92:
Ara: “No.”

@Rainy_day_artist_classic

Parker: Quinn, aren’t you going to help me?!
Quinn: To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene iii, line 92:
Quinn: “No.”

Arla: I've sent good vibes your way
Arla: They're coming
Arla: There's nothing you can do to stop them
Brook:
Brook: That's the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up

Parker: How come you have been abnormally nice to me?
Quinn: What do you mean?
Parker: You just seem nice for once.
Quinn: Huh. I can slap you if you want, I guess.

Jackson: You need to eat healthier.
Parker: Um… why?
Jackson: The last person I suggested that they changed their diet, died.
Parker: Oh my gosh-
Jackson: In a plane crash.
Parker: … That sounds unrelated.
Jackson: I'm the one who crashed it. Do not disobey me.

Some kid dressed as a dog: Trick or treat!
Jackson:
Arla: Well? Go on, give him the chocolate.
Jackson: I don't want to kill him, Arla!

Arla: But I want it…
Jackson: [On the way to the hospital] I said no.

Parker: This plan seems complicated.
Brook: To be fair, you once said that about oranges.
Parker: They don’t make any sense! Apples you eat their clothes, but with oranges you don’t!

[Everyone running in the room at the sound of the fire alarm, half asleep]
Jackson: What's going on!? Is everyone oka-
Arla: [Holding a sparkler under the fire alarm] Now that everyone's here, who drank the last of my chocolate milk?

Quinn, holding a bat: Aw you’re awake.
Parker: Wh..what!?
Quinn: Maybe next time.

Brook: I'm a piece of trash!
Arla: As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I'm obligated to pick you up. Is seven okay?

@HighPockets

Kate: Be careful with my emotional baggage
Kate: It's designer

Carter: Why is all my underwear in the icebox?
Louis: You said, "this is going to confuse me so much tomorrow" and put them in. Apparently drunk you likes to play pranks on sober you.
Carter:
Carter: That explains so much.

Margot: For the last mission, I had to go undercover.
Margot: To make sure I wasn't recognized, I had to wear something drab and uninspired, so-
Therese: Why do I feel like this is going to be a dig at me?
Margot: I wore Therese's clothes.
Therese: There it is.

@threesacult

Cyrus: Yes, I'm in shape.
Cyrus: Not going to say which shape. But it is a shape.

Jack: Be careful with my emotional baggage
Jack: It's designer

Karma: ‘Back on my bullshit?’ Ha! I never got off!

Love: I’m not always crying!
Emmett: Yeah. Sometimes you’re asleep.

Quill: Can I please schedule this emotion for a later date

@HighPockets

Nich: I wanna be tax exempt. That way I don't have to keep evading them.

@HighPockets

Margot: Be careful with my emotional baggage
Margot: It's designer

Victor: I’m not always crying!
Geneva: Yeah. Sometimes you’re asleep.

Beck: Can I please schedule this emotion for a later date-

@SpookyScarySnoteleks

Azami, returning to Sabaody after 2 years: ‘Back on my bullshit?’ Ha! I never got off!

Azami: Yes, I'm in shape.
Azami: Not going to say which shape. But it is a shape.

Sabo: Dragon says to choose your battles.
Azami and Luffy: Well, we're choosing all of them.

Some kid dressed as a dog: Trick or treat!
Jax:
Law: Well? Go on, give him the chocolate.
Jax, tearing up: I don't want to kill him, Captain!

@HighPockets

Jackson: ‘Back on my bullshit?’ Ha! I never got off!

Alec: Yes, I'm in shape.
Alec: Not going to say which shape. But it is a shape.

Some kid dressed as a dog: Trick or treat!
Barry:
Padma: Well? Go on, give them the chocolate.
Barry, tearing up: I don't want to kill them, Padma!

@knightinadream

Pearl: Chae, please go with Kimmie today. Someone is going to say the wrong thing and she is gonna start a fight.
Chae: Sure, I'd love to see Kimmie fight.
Pearl: Try again.
Chae: I will stop Kimmie from starting a fight.

Astra: Milk or cereal first?
Khyung: Bowl.

Nari: Oh, fiddlesticks!
Kimmie: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.

Usagi: Knight, gave me a get well soon card.
Ash: Aww that's so sweet.
Usagi: I wasn't sick, he just thought I could do better.

Maeng: I will have the chef's salad please.
Chansung: Maeng, that's rude just order your own.

JJ: Can I go ride my heelys outside?
Elijah: Whatever, I'm not your father.
[JJ runs off]
Elijah: NOT ON THE STREET!

Damian: How are you?
Maestro, lifting his face from the carpeted floor: Great!

@HighPockets

Casey: Milk or cereal first?
Beck: Uh, bowl?

Nell: Oh, fiddlesticks!
Nich: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.

Kate: I will have the chef's salad please.
Bee: Kate, that's so rude! Just order your own.

Harper: How are you?
Beck, lifting his face from the floor: Great!

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

(Found some of these, came up with others, stole a few from Emma)

Liam: aggressive poking
Liam: hey Chiara… I see you have some chocolate chips… you should put some in my hand… it’ll be a secret-

Fallon: I am performing wizard tricks.
Fallon: shoots you with a real gun, but in a wizardly way
Fallon: \( ͡°- ͡° )つ︻̷̿┻̿═━一 ☆*:・ﾟ

Aquila: cutting the crusts off a sandwich
Lyra: What are you doing?
Aquila: Packing Fallon some lunch, it’s the least I can do to show my appreciation.
Lyra: Oh, does he not like the crusts?
Aquila: Nah, that’s his favorite part, I just ALSO want him to know he’s a biTCH-

Mica: Hey, my parents aren’t home…
Mica: You know what that means. :)
Chiara: You’ll hide from socialization in the living room instead of your room?
Mica: Yep.

@croccin-champagne

                                  ~the balsam kids~

carlos: i hate nature. it's dirty. it's unhygienic. it's not cool. what is that smell-
von: that's grass.
carlos: disgusting.

once they're sorted into the cabins

grant: throwing stones at the cabin window
von: child you have a phone for a reason. i just bought you unlimited data

loud thump

von: did you just throw your phone

nameless camper a: woah dude, those are nice kicks.
nameless camper a: wait, where'd you get the money? aren't those designer?
nameless camper b: every time i approach von she gives me five dollars to 'fuck off'

von: hey i got you netflix
sidney: thanks! i know it's only eight dollars but i don't really have a job, cause i'm pretty much constantly stuck at the home, but i just felt like i'd been mooching off of em's account for so long-
von: wait, account?
sidney: yeah…? what did you think i meant?
von: i might have to go make a call
sidney: von?????? what did you buy?
von: netflix
sidney: oh my god. like…the company?
von:….no?

@SpookyScarySnoteleks

(Found some of these, came up with others, stole a few from Emma)

Liam: aggressive poking
Liam: hey Chiara… I see you have some chocolate chips… you should put some in my hand… it’ll be a secret-

Fallon: I am performing wizard tricks.
Fallon: shoots you with a real gun, but in a wizardly way
Fallon: \( ͡°- ͡° )つ︻̷̿┻̿═━一 ☆*:・ﾟ

Aquila: cutting the crusts off a sandwich
Lyra: What are you doing?
Aquila: Packing Fallon some lunch, it’s the least I can do to show my appreciation.
Lyra: Oh, does he not like the crusts?
Aquila: Nah, that’s his favorite part, I just ALSO want him to know he’s a biTCH-

Mica: Hey, my parents aren’t home…
Mica: You know what that means. :)
Chiara: You’ll hide from socialization in the living room instead of your room?
Mica: Yep.

(I feel like the first one was from Emma, the second and last you made up, and the third you found)

@HighPockets

Lord Arnol: I hate nature. It's dirty. It's unhygienic. It's bland. And what is that smell-
Edgar: That's grass.
Lord Arnol: Disgusting.

@HighPockets

Cora: Aggressive poking Beck
Cora: Hey Beck… I see you have some chocolate chips… you should put some in my hand… it’ll be a secret-

Oleander: I am performing magic tricks!
Oleander: Shoots Cypress with a real bow, but in a magical way
Oleander: \( ͡°- ͡° )つ︻̷̿┻̿═━一 ☆*:・ﾟ

Victor: Hey, my parents aren’t home…
Victor: You know what that means.
Alice: You’ll hide from socialization in the living room instead of your room?
Victor: Yes.

@SpookyScarySnoteleks

Jax: Aggressively poking Law
Jax: Hey Captain… I see you have some chocolate chips… you should put some in my hand… it’ll be a secret-

@knightinadream

JJ: I'm thirsty.
Byungho: There's some juice in the bleach bottle under the sink.
Elijah: Byungho, we've talked about this! He doesn't get you're kidding. JJ put that down!
Byungho: If he's stupid enough to drink it, then how is it my fault?

Hyungwon: What is your biggest fear?
Pearl: My biggest fear is that one day, I will wake up as a chocolate bar.
Hyungwon: You would eat yourself, wouldn't you?
Pearl, whispering with a horrified look: I wouldn't even question it.

Ashley: When you want two people to be together, you ship them.
Sanghun: Ship them where??

Adrian: [following Kimin around]
Kimin: What are you doing?
Adrian: I was told to follow my dreams.

Louis: My mind is like an internet browser.
Carmen, confused: Explain.
Louis: 15 tabs are open, 7 are frozen, and I don't know where the music is coming from.

Maeng: Jack called me immature.
Chansung: What did you do?
Maeng: I banned him from our cardboard box fort.

Phillip: I have a black belt.
Jason: In martial arts?
Phillip: In Gucci.

@HighPockets

Alice: When you want two people to be together, you ship them.
Victor: Ship them where??

Beck: My mind is like an internet browser.
Harper: Explain.
Beck: 15 tabs are open, 7 are frozen, and I don't know where the music is coming from.

@HighPockets

Georgie: Eleanor called me immature.
Christopher: What did you do?
Georgie: I banned her from our cardboard box fort.

Georgie: I have a black belt.
Jack: In martial arts?
Georgie: In Gucci.

@SpookyScarySnoteleks

Chopper: Nami called us immature.
Shachi: What did you do?
Jax: We banned her from our cardboard box fort.

@ccb