Quinn: Lyra, did Talia pay you to kill the Hawk?
Lyra, sprawled out on the couch in the arena lounge, sipping a Monster out of a martini glass: Yeah, she gave me 56 bucks
Quinn: Why would she pay you to do something she could do herself?
Talia, on top of the pool table: I'm lazy.
Quinn: Jayson, why is there a normal sized carrot in the bag of baby carrots?
Jayson: They need adult supervision.
Miette: Crushes are the worst.
Oscar: Yeah. Whenever I'm near someone I have a crush on, I start acting stupid.
Miette: You're always acting stupid around Nathaniel.
Oscar: Yeah, don't think too hard about that one.
Erik: You often use wit to deflect serious trauma.
Oscar: Thank you.
Erik: I didn't say that was a good thing.
Oscar: What I'm hearing is that you think I'm clever.
Anne: Ginny told me instead of being sad I should, "go get it girl". So I'm going to go get it, girl.
Marian: Get what?
Anne: Unclear. I'll just get everything to be safe.
Andromeda: Do you want a couple extra minutes before the decision?
Beatrice: No, we die like men.
Marian: Ugh, why is it always "like men"?
Beatrice: We die like men, unprepared and useless.
Asher: If you hurt Fern, I'll kill you.
Huxley: If I hurt Fern, I'll kill myself.
Asher: Not if I kill you first.
Adalia: Pleasure to watch you two interact, as always.
Aristotle: You won't stab me. I've got a witness.
Lord Arnol: Turn around, Douglas.
Douglas: Turns around
Aristotle: ..Douglas?
Anne: My wife needs to be graceful, sophisticated, and coordinated.
Ginny: Hey Anne-
Ginny: Crashes into a table, falls and drags everything off the table with her
Anne:
Anne: I want that one.
[Dear Lucien, I never really liked you and I forget you existed]
Lucien: Well, fuck you too
[Dear Janice, Hi]
Janice: He knows me so well.
[Dear Colton, your hair looks like it was dyed with toothpaste]
Colton: Fine, I fucking change my style then
[Dear Mia, I actually forget you existed, too.]
Mia: (cries)
[Dear Hasuko, I think I remember you.]
Hasuko: I guess I did really misunderstanded him
[Dear Mary and Will, You both need jesus]
Marionette and William: (silence sounds)
[Dear Stephe, No matter what I said or did, I'll always be yours
Ps. Sorry for cursing everyone, haunting you and starting armogeddon]
Stephe: (Crying)
btw this was inspired by UntilDawnCreeps' Anohana in 30 seconds
(Yeah, for future reference, could you not use that formatting? It throws off the flow of the chat.)
(Yeah, for future reference, could you not use that formatting? It throws off the flow of the chat.)
Oh sorry, I use the regular formatting
Emma: The year is 2023, marie kondo holds jeff bezos by the skin on the back of his neck-
Alex: This is the future we, as a society, need
Geneva: The year is 2023, Marie Kondo holds Jeff Bezos by the skin on the back of his neck-
Jackson: This is the future we, as a society, need.
Ara: Andor is trying to convince me that Jackie is actually short for Jack In The Box and I don't think he realizes how close I am to completely losing it.
Milo: Raise your hand if you like me
Keyla: What do I do if I don't like you?
Milo Then raise yOUR STANDARDS
Dallas: People who say ‘go big or go home’ seriously underestimate my willingness to go home. It’s literally my only goal for most of the day.
Milo: Live fast, die young, and leave behind a pretty corpse. That's what I always say!
Garzlan: You should say something else.
Brian: Walks into the kitchen
Holly: *wearing mismatching gloves and goggles, welding a sandwich together*
Brian: Okay, why don't we skip the "what" and go straight to "why?"
Kit: Ok, everyone, look alive.
Kit: Gerard, that's good enough.
Gerard: Honestly I’d love to relax but it’s just not realistic.
Holly: The year is 2023, Marie Kondo holds Jeff Bezos by the skin on the back of his neck-
Jackie: This is the future we, as a society, need.
Sanji: Walks into the kitchen
Usopp and Azami: wearing mismatching gloves and goggles, welding a sandwich together
Sanji: Okay, why don't we skip the "what" and go straight to "why?"
Seokju: Am I in trouble?
Kimin: Have a guess.
Seokju: No?
Kimin: Have another guess.
[Hyungwon going out at night]
Hyungwon, to everyone: No alcohol, no parties.
Hyungwon, to Minwoo: No summoning spirits.
Sebastian: [hits Adrian and runs]
Adrian: [stays still]
Sebastian: You're not gonna chase me?
Adrian: The only man I'll ever chase is the ice cream man.
Sebastian:
Adrian: And Kimin, of course.
Matthew: I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people.
Matthew: But none of them work.
Moon Company:
Haeil: Jack, put down the knife.
Basil: Why is "pretty boy" considered an insult? Call me a pretty boy. Call me a pretty boy right now. I want to be the prettiest boy you've ever seen.
Brook: I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people.
Brook: But none of them work.
The Straw Hats:
Azami: Zoro, put down your swords.
[Nami going out at night]
Nami, to everyone: No alcohol, no parties.
Nami, to Brook: No summoning spirits.
Cavendish: Raise your hand if you like me
Bartolomeo: What do I do if I don't like you?
Cavendish: Then raise yOUR STANDARDS
Law: You often use humor to deflect serious trauma.
Azami: Thank you.
Law: I didn't say that was a good thing.
Azami: What I'm hearing is that you think I'm funny.
Oleander: I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people.
Oleander: But none of them work.
Every Other Ruler: O.O
Owen: Hey, kid! Wanna become member of the resistance and overthrow a government facility”
Tori: Uh… I’m pretty sure that’s illegal.
Owenswerving past a black unmarked van : That’s the spirit!
Lark, angrily: You wanna fight??? You wanna catch these hands???
Owen:
Owen: [holds Lark’s little fists]
Lark: Okay, I'm calm now.
Owen:Lark, can you turn the lights on?
Lark: I don't have to, you're the only light that I need in my life.
Owen: That's very sweet and all, but I can't see.
Spencer: I think Lark messed up our Picnic.
Tori : awwe look at this! [holds up a post-it note that says "I love you so much!"]
Spencer: Oh, that explains this then.
Spencer: [holds up a post-it note that says "Please be good. For the love of God, be good, dont do anything stupid"]
Tori: Lays across a table trying to be seductive
Tori, winking at Spencer: Hey-
The table: Breaks
(just gonna keep stealing these from tik tok)
Chiara: how are you so funny?
Mica: cheerleading in complete monotone t r a - u m a! I have trauma, and I'm gay!
(Who made that, I have to find it)
Chopper: How are you so funny?
Azami: cheerleading in complete monotone t r a - u m a! I have trauma, and I'm gay!
Elyas: how are you so funny?
Chan, cheerleading with a lot of enthusiasm: t r a - u m a! I have trauma, and I'm gay!
Nathaniel: How are you so funny?
Oscar, cheerleading in complete monotone: T r a - u m a! I have trauma, and I'm gay.
(Who made that, I have to find it)
(the original was not monotone, i changed that to fit the character better, but it's by @fidelmtz_ . 10/10 video, have watched at least 5 times)
(So apprently I already watched the original persons video lol)
(Same energy as the "v-i-c-t-o-r-y, don't tell the coach I was a guy!" bit from Contrapoints lol)
catori: you can survive off of only maraschino cherries
jo: wait, really?
catori: nah
(I'll try anyways.)
Kidnapper: We have your sons.
Tony: I don't have children.
Kidnapper: Then who is this kid talking to a chicken and a guy who keeps singing WAP?
Tony: Oh my Lord, they have Fen and Jason.
Jack: I am seeing someone.
Seokju: As in dating or hallucinations?
Adrian, holding the ouija board: Stop it Jack. Seokju's busying. Let's continue playing.
Phillip: Breathe if you think I'm cute.
Myung:
Phillip: WHY ARE YOU TURNING BLUE-
Sebastian, burritoed in 3 comforters: I am the blanket taco. The beginning and end of comfort. I am the couch potato, the king of sleepy and the superhero of watching cartoons all day.
Matthew: You've been wrapped like that for 8 hours, you sure you're okay?
Sebastian: …I'm stuck and really have to pee.
Fen: Fuck.
Tony: Where did he hear that?!
Ezra: Yeah, where did the fuck did he heart that?
Tony:
Tony: Alright, I see what's going on here.
Maeng: Sorry, but I can't do what you say this time.
Hyungwon: What do you mean "this time"? You've never done anything I said not even once since I've known you.